Friday, March 14, 2008

Casual Fridays in Teheran

1. "I am Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

2. "I say she's Orange-Burka Girl." "No, she's Subway Underwear girl." Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza were stumped over what little nickname to give the stranger.

3. Fatima assimilated better than most. Unfortunately, she was honor-killed 14 seconds after this picture was taken. By Andrew Sullivan. For wearing white socks before Memorial Day.

4. Frank was absolutely captivated, "Where did she get that fabulous Prada handbag?"

5."Honey, don't you think you should dress up a little to meet the governor?" "Not from what I've heard."

Simple and Elegant Best of Silhouette
"I know I have my cell phone. I turned off the stove. I've got the notes for the term paper. What AM I forgetting?"

Best of Rodney Dill
5500 sheep? getouttahere!

Best of Submariner
Abdul was apalled; his sister had shown her face! Now he had to kill her...

Best of Submariner
Not bad, sweetie - you've managed to offend both Islamic psychotics and Irish nutbags with the same outfit!

Best of Chrees
On BART, every day is "No Pants Day"

Best of shoechick
She's just being practical - she has her skirt on her head to keep her ears warm.

Best of Rodney Dill
Casual Fridays really have gone too far.

Best of GregMan
Islamic Rage Boy finally admits he is a woman in a man's body, has the "operation", and is no longer full of rage.

Best of Army of Mom
I'm growing sort of partial to the Iranian style of Hooter's where the girls just wear their panties and put the orange shorts on their heads.

Best of sonicfrog
This year, poised for a comeback, Calvin Klein is really pushing to penetrate the untapped Islam market...

Best of ochagirl
Sarah was capitalizing on her man's PLO go-go girl fetish.

30 comments:

Rodney Dill said...


Sharia baby (Sharia baby)
Sharia can you come out tonight
(Come,come, come out tonight)

Rodney Dill said...

5500 sheep? getouttahere!

Submariner said...

Abdul was apalled; his sister had shown her face! Now he had to kill her...

Submariner said...

Amazingly, Mom HAD this outfit and used it for a dustrag...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

ORA that likely only Cybr will catch:

Not bad, sweetie - you've managed to offend both Islamic psychotics and Irish nutbags with the same outfit!

Submariner said...

CAIR spokesman, Abdul Jihaddi Falalalalalaalalaaa! immediately filed a lawsuit charging V. the K. with bigotry against Muslims for waiting until Friday to post an Islamic Hot Babe. He then honor killed her for showing her skin.

Double the U said...

Under age Muslim strippers on the subway... is there any little damn group political correctness wont cover?

Double the U said...

great, now that is picture has been posted they will be rioting on the subways.

Rodney Dill said...

Fadwa's last words were "Wanna bang?" before she detonated her 10 lbs of Semtex.

Chrees said...

A literal example of a "flash mob" in action.

Chrees said...

On BART, every day is "No Pants Day"

shoechick said...

She's just being practical - she has her skirt on her head to keep her ears warm.

Silhouette said...

Thought bubble: "I know I have my cell phone. I turned off the stove. I've got the notes for the term paper. What AM I forgetting?"

foz said...

THOUGHT BUBBLE

Damn.. I want that dude's boots!

Rodney Dill said...

Casual Fridays have gone too far.

GregMan said...

Islamic Rage Boy finally admits he is a woman in a man's body, has the "operation", and is no longer full of rage.

GregMan said...

On the next DVD of "Girls Gone Wild: Sharia Edition", Fuq'me flashes her kneecaps on the subway.

GregMan said...

"It's OK, all the jihadis went chasing after the sheep and forgot all about me."

mklasing said...

Rodney Dill: "Wanna bang?"

Okay Rodney, I had a comment but after reading that one I realize I cannot compete.

Jack Reacher said...

"This is the wrong train, dear. This is the B Train, but you're looking for the VD Line."

Whacko said...

On the way to meet client No. 10. The Emperor's Club, Tehran chapter.

Army of Mom said...

I'm growing sort of partial to the Iranian style of Hooter's where the girls just wear their panties and put the orange shorts on their heads.

Army of Mom said...

*humming*

One night in Bangkok ...

Army of Mom said...

*old married couple on the right*

Wife: *sniffing* Do you smell that?
Husband: Yeah, that is this harlot's hair starting to burn. Didn't you see her brother set her on fire?

sonicfrog said...

This year, poised for a comeback, Calvin Klein is really pushing to penetrate the untapped Islam market...

sonicfrog said...

A scene from the censored and un-aired episode of "Dharma And Greg".

Ver Word: pxtvxfuc

Submariner said...

Abercrombie & Fitch, Tehran

Steve O said...

And now, some hard-core Islamic porn.

ochagirl said...

Some men like bondage. Others have uniform fantasies. Sarah was capitalizing on her man's PLO go-go girl fetish.

There is no rock unturned in the world of kink. None. At. All.