1. All right! I'm just a pair of aces and two wife-beater shirts away from seeing those two twinks naked."
2. "Man, this is the last time I ever buy a deck of x-rated playing cards from The Advocate. The Queen of Hearts is Sully in a Tiara."
3. "No wonder I can't beat SOTG at this game. He's not playing with a full deck!"
4. "Did I really just hit again on 54? Oh, why did I have to learn "Everyday Math" in a public school?"
5. "No fair! I was just about to fold when you played that full-house." Playing poker, Barack Obama Style.
Very Brady Best of Son Of The Godfather
Solitaire Thought bubble: "Black Jack covers scary Red Queen obscures old, doddering King... Welcome to election '08"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Subby masters card-counting: "That'd be one..."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Our computers are down, so we're having to do everything by hand." Jeff had the best excuses for getting caught slacking off at work.
Best of Army of Mom
First, he started singing Juice Newton songs, but it wasn't until he started whacking off in the middle of the periodicals, that Jeff's Queen of Hearts fetish got him kicked out of the library.
Best of Army of Mom
Playing cards with the special ed kids was so frustrating when they kept yelling Bingo!
Best of Army of Mom
After pulling The Fool card, Jeff advises Subby that his Tarot reading indicates impulsive action, choices and rash decisions. Foolishness and the wasting or frittering way of creative energy. *hmm, can we say Cap This obsession?*
Best of prince of leaves
"The Death card? How the heck did I draw the Death card in Old Maid?"
Best of Submariner
hmmmmm Ace of Spades? That's be a GREAT blog name. Naw, nobody'd ever read it...
Best of curly
There are indeed Two Americas: those that play Freecell on a PC and those that don’t.
Best of Submariner
The new NEA-approved deck of cards still contains 52, but every one of them is a 4 of hearts.
The same card ensures there are no winers or losers;
The 4 was selected to ensure that there are no overlord cards;
The selected heart suit ensures that all gay, homosexual and transgendered children feel represented.
It was noted, however, that this deck makes for a VERY short game of 'Go Fish'
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Subby masters card-counting:
"That'd be one..."
Re: V's #3: Oh, it's full alright... It's just that it's pinochle. ;)
Card Tricks from the Asylum:
"Was your card the three of purple?"
"Hey, you ever play '52 Pickup'?"
"Yes, it resulted in me having a parole officer."
Try as he might, Jeremy could not forget the horror of two pictures ago when Dan attempted to use an asthma inhaler while smoking.
Solitaire Thought bubble:
"Black Jack covers scary Red Queen obscures old, doddering King... Welcome to election '08"
Magician Tip #374:
It's usually more impressive to guess someone's card without looking at it first.
VH1 Presents:
SOTG - Before the Internet
"Our computers are down, so we're having to do everything by hand." Jeff had the best excuses for getting caught slacking off at work.
Thought bubble: "I wonder why Obama got so mad when I asked if he was going to play the spade card."
Jeff's Queen of Hearts fetish got him kicked out of the library. First, he started singing Juice Newton songs, but it wasn't until he started whacking off in the middle of the periodicals, that he got kicked out.
There are only four diamonds!!!
Obscure ST:TNG reference
Poker? I damn near killed her.
No, I don't have a 5. Go fish.
Gin!
Jeff struggled with the concept of Slap Jack. His version was more like spank jimmy.
Nothing up my sleeve.
Playing cards with the special ed kids was so frustrating when they kept yelling Bingo!
Someone should really tell Jeff that strip poker is better with girls playing.
*word verification*
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After pulling The Fool card, Jeff advises Subby that his Tarot reading indicates impulsive action, choices and rash decisions. Foolishness and the wasting or frittering way of creative energy. *hmm, can we say Cap This obsession?*
Mumbling:
"Burning card, burning card, burning card, yes!".
Bald Kid: "Then you'll see, that it is not the card that bends, it is only yourself.
Jake would soon discover why it was bad juju to play solitaire with Madame Selena's tarot deck.
"The Death card? How the heck did I draw the Death card in Old Maid?"
hmmmmm Ace of Spades? That's be a GREAT blog name. Naw, nobody'd ever read it...
"Aren't we gonna crack open the anatomy books?" You study your way, I'll study mine...
There are indeed Two Americas: those that play Freecell on a PC and those that don’t.
Voting Democrat is about as fruitless as playing strip poker with the Invisible Girl.
“The cards tell me that this cap will not make the 'best of’.”
“This deck of cards that Dennis Kucinich gave me is nothing but Jokers and Queens!”
“I hate playing with these Sharia decks: the Queens all wear burkas, nothing but Clubs, and the one-eyed jacks also have their hands cut off.”
“I hate playing with these Reverend Wright decks: nothing but the Ace of Spades.”
Does the Twink of Hearts beat the King of Spades?
The new NEA-approved deck of cards still contains 52, but every one of them is a 4 of hearts.
The same card ensures there are no winers or losers;
The 4 was selected to ensure that there are no overlord cards;
The selected heart suit ensures that all gay, homosexual and transgendered children feel represented.
It was noted, however, that this deck makes for a VERY short game of 'Go Fish'
PIMF - should have been "winners" but could be read as "whiners" and not change things much...
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