Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Cannibal Man, Cannibal Man, does whatever a cannibal can...

Brender


1. Barack Obama's African relatives are thrilled about his success.

2. If this were an episode of Law and Order, you'd assume this was the cannibal murderer, but it would turn out to be some middle-aged Republican white guy.

3. Berkeley, California, circa 2012, if current social trends continue.

4. Human flesh was a small price to pay for the loyalty of another Super Delegate for Hillary.

5. NBC presents another unbiased portrayal of a conservative evangelical.

Yar Best of Adjustah
Please, please, please stop making Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Best of Submariner
Heard behind closed doors at the Beef Council; "Well, it's down to this guy or Sam Elliot..."

Best of mklasing
The final act of one Texas precinct chairman was telling this crowd of Obama supporters that there were no more caucus ballots to give out.

Best of Jay Guevara
Obama's superdelegates plot their strategy.

Best of prince of leaves
Femur? Damn near killed her!

Best of Chrees
Rage Boy in about 10 years...

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Oh, the thigh-bone connected to the jaw-bone...

Best of Army of Mom
Look at the size of that boner!

Sick Best of Army of Mom
Tak demonstrated his power of juju with a giant bone ... missing his front teeth was just a bonus. Check out the men clamoring to get in line around him.

Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "Hey, throw me a bone here, people!"

Best of ochagirl
The Hillary campaign scrapes off the bottom of the barrel for material in their negative ads against Obama.

Best of GregMan
After Dawn's head exploded, Ooboochango managed to get a thighbone out of what was left.

42 comments:

Submariner said...

"Jane Fonda! Now THERE is a woman I would sink my teeth into..."

Submariner said...

Deep in the Amazon, we call this "the Missionary position"...

Submariner said...

Grambling graduate as seen through the eyes of an Ivy Leaguer.

Submariner said...

During his Senior Civics project, Geoff Dahmer ran into some surprises when he traced his family tree...

Submariner said...

Heard behind closed doors at the Beef Council; "Well, it's down to this guy or Sam Elliot..."

The Man said...

Another failed Google image search for Mr. Sullivan.

mklasing said...

4 out of 5 Dentists surveyed agree that human flesh can cause cavities.

mklasing said...

The final act of one Texas precinct chairman was telling this crowd of Obama supporters that there were no more caucus ballots to give out.

CJ said...

People are still doing the Atkins Diet?

Adjustah said...

Marty Feldman has children everywhere...

Adjustah said...

Please, please, please stop making Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Jay Guevara said...

Obama's superdelegates plot their strategy.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hillary, I gots a bone to pick with you!"

Jay Guevara said...

Obama's interviews of potential running mates got off to a slow start.

prince of leaves said...

"Mmm...tastes like human."

prince of leaves said...

Femur? Damn near killed her!

prince of leaves said...

If you think Gov. Spitzer's weekend entertainment was morally questionable, wait until you see the shots from Rep. Waxman's latest bimonthly "vacation" in Haiti.

Chrees said...

Rage Boy in about 10 years...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Oh, the thigh-bone connected to the jaw-bone...

Army of Mom said...

What's scary to me is that no one seems to be noticing this guy. *look around him and see what I mean*

Army of Mom said...

Look at the size of that boner!

Army of Mom said...

SOTG - your prom date is here.

Army of Mom said...

The Clarice Starling chronicles went terribly awry when Ben Kingsley was cast as Cannibal Pectar.

Army of Mom said...

Tak demonstrated his power of juju with a giant bone ... missing his front teeth was just a bonus. Check out the men clamoring to get in line around him.

Army of Mom said...

The American Dental Association's latest dental hygiene campaign:

Flossing: so easy, a cannibal can do it.

Army of Mom said...

Another super delegate gets ready for a throw down.

Army of Mom said...

It worked! My friends said to knock out my front teeth, go cross-eyed and chew on a thigh bone and no one would notice the arm coming out of the top of my head!

Army of Mom said...

Rejected eHarmony candidate.

Army of Mom said...

These darn kids and their current styles.

Army of Mom said...

*via the Knight Bus*

Hang on! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "Hey, throw me a bone here, people!"

ochagirl said...

The Hillary campaign scrapes off the bottom of the barrel for material in their negative ads against Obama.

Submariner said...

Army of Mom, your prom date's... delicious!

Submariner said...

Thanks V., I'd been wondering what Manudo had been up to these days...

shoechick said...

Hmmm, tastes like chicken.

GregMan said...

Man, Michelle Obama has really let herself go.

GregMan said...

Another Ron Paul supporter reacts to news that Paul has left the race.

GregMan said...

"Now, on to Livonia!"

GregMan said...

So now we find out what sort of "dangerous" stuff Elliot Spitzer wanted to do with his hooker.

GregMan said...

After Dawn's head exploded, Ooboochango managed to get a thighbone out of what was left.

GregMan said...

Barack Hussein Obama's pastor gets ready to give another sermon on how it's all Whitey's fault.

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Why, yes; my name IS Maroney. Why do you ask?"