Brender
1. Barack Obama's African relatives are thrilled about his success.
2. If this were an episode of Law and Order, you'd assume this was the cannibal murderer, but it would turn out to be some middle-aged Republican white guy.
3. Berkeley, California, circa 2012, if current social trends continue.
4. Human flesh was a small price to pay for the loyalty of another Super Delegate for Hillary.
5. NBC presents another unbiased portrayal of a conservative evangelical.
Yar Best of Adjustah
Please, please, please stop making Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Best of Submariner
Heard behind closed doors at the Beef Council; "Well, it's down to this guy or Sam Elliot..."
Best of mklasing
The final act of one Texas precinct chairman was telling this crowd of Obama supporters that there were no more caucus ballots to give out.
Best of Jay Guevara
Obama's superdelegates plot their strategy.
Best of prince of leaves
Femur? Damn near killed her!
Best of Chrees
Rage Boy in about 10 years...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Oh, the thigh-bone connected to the jaw-bone...
Best of Army of Mom
Look at the size of that boner!
Sick Best of Army of Mom
Tak demonstrated his power of juju with a giant bone ... missing his front teeth was just a bonus. Check out the men clamoring to get in line around him.
Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "Hey, throw me a bone here, people!"
Best of ochagirl
The Hillary campaign scrapes off the bottom of the barrel for material in their negative ads against Obama.
Best of GregMan
After Dawn's head exploded, Ooboochango managed to get a thighbone out of what was left.
42 comments:
"Jane Fonda! Now THERE is a woman I would sink my teeth into..."
Deep in the Amazon, we call this "the Missionary position"...
Grambling graduate as seen through the eyes of an Ivy Leaguer.
During his Senior Civics project, Geoff Dahmer ran into some surprises when he traced his family tree...
Heard behind closed doors at the Beef Council; "Well, it's down to this guy or Sam Elliot..."
Another failed Google image search for Mr. Sullivan.
4 out of 5 Dentists surveyed agree that human flesh can cause cavities.
The final act of one Texas precinct chairman was telling this crowd of Obama supporters that there were no more caucus ballots to give out.
People are still doing the Atkins Diet?
Marty Feldman has children everywhere...
Please, please, please stop making Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Obama's superdelegates plot their strategy.
"Hillary, I gots a bone to pick with you!"
Obama's interviews of potential running mates got off to a slow start.
"Mmm...tastes like human."
Femur? Damn near killed her!
If you think Gov. Spitzer's weekend entertainment was morally questionable, wait until you see the shots from Rep. Waxman's latest bimonthly "vacation" in Haiti.
Rage Boy in about 10 years...
Oh, the thigh-bone connected to the jaw-bone...
What's scary to me is that no one seems to be noticing this guy. *look around him and see what I mean*
Look at the size of that boner!
SOTG - your prom date is here.
The Clarice Starling chronicles went terribly awry when Ben Kingsley was cast as Cannibal Pectar.
Tak demonstrated his power of juju with a giant bone ... missing his front teeth was just a bonus. Check out the men clamoring to get in line around him.
The American Dental Association's latest dental hygiene campaign:
Flossing: so easy, a cannibal can do it.
Another super delegate gets ready for a throw down.
It worked! My friends said to knock out my front teeth, go cross-eyed and chew on a thigh bone and no one would notice the arm coming out of the top of my head!
Rejected eHarmony candidate.
These darn kids and their current styles.
*via the Knight Bus*
Hang on! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
ORA: "Hey, throw me a bone here, people!"
The Hillary campaign scrapes off the bottom of the barrel for material in their negative ads against Obama.
Army of Mom, your prom date's... delicious!
Thanks V., I'd been wondering what Manudo had been up to these days...
Hmmm, tastes like chicken.
Man, Michelle Obama has really let herself go.
Another Ron Paul supporter reacts to news that Paul has left the race.
"Now, on to Livonia!"
So now we find out what sort of "dangerous" stuff Elliot Spitzer wanted to do with his hooker.
After Dawn's head exploded, Ooboochango managed to get a thighbone out of what was left.
Barack Hussein Obama's pastor gets ready to give another sermon on how it's all Whitey's fault.
ORA:
"Why, yes; my name IS Maroney. Why do you ask?"
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