Saturday, March 15, 2008
2. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry start a frantic WebMD Search for "Botox side effects."
3. The McCain Ladies were not nearly as inspiring as the Obama Girl, but they did hate America somewhat less.
4. This week on Soviet Golden Girls, Svetlana and Natasha wait in bread line, while Ivanka and Ludmilla plot to exchange vodka for decadent western computer pr0n.
5. In 2094, OchaGirl, Divine Miss M, ShoeChick, and Army of Mom are still marveling that perverted captioning was the key to longevity.
Sick Wicked Best of Double the U
This "Internet" is so wonderful, here is my teenage granddaughter's website, complete with video of her running around drunk, naked and beating up some other girl.
Best of Jack Reacher
"So I delete the cookies, refresh, click again, and Presto! I can vote for Ron Paul as many times as I want!"
Best of Arcticman Speaks!
The Golden Girls reunion special was canceled. But they were happy just to be alive another day.
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
With the help of her home-girls, Olga checks WebMD for the best way to remove a petrified umbilical chord.....
Best of Submariner
When Nancy Grace return after the break - the truth about those "internet sex chatrooms."
Best of prince of leaves
In Soviet Russia, Vista crash YOU!
Best of ochagirl
Sagging Tits Saturday? This won't be a trend, will it?
Best of Army of Mom
I see V the K made me the one on the far left - the one missing her front teeth- See? I'm still a hit with the boys after all these years.
Best of attmay
"What crappy customer service! That's the last time I shop at Babushkas 'R' Us dot com!"
Best of Tim
You always remember your first Goatse pic
Best of GregMan
"Now, girls, look at the schl0ng on THIS one!" The Internet arrives in Uzbekistan.