2. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry start a frantic WebMD Search for "Botox side effects."
3. The McCain Ladies were not nearly as inspiring as the Obama Girl, but they did hate America somewhat less.
4. This week on Soviet Golden Girls, Svetlana and Natasha wait in bread line, while Ivanka and Ludmilla plot to exchange vodka for decadent western computer pr0n.
5. In 2094, OchaGirl, Divine Miss M, ShoeChick, and Army of Mom are still marveling that perverted captioning was the key to longevity.
Sick Wicked Best of Double the U
This "Internet" is so wonderful, here is my teenage granddaughter's website, complete with video of her running around drunk, naked and beating up some other girl.
Best of Jack Reacher
"So I delete the cookies, refresh, click again, and Presto! I can vote for Ron Paul as many times as I want!"
Best of Arcticman Speaks!
The Golden Girls reunion special was canceled. But they were happy just to be alive another day.
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
With the help of her home-girls, Olga checks WebMD for the best way to remove a petrified umbilical chord.....
Best of Submariner
When Nancy Grace return after the break - the truth about those "internet sex chatrooms."
Best of prince of leaves
In Soviet Russia, Vista crash YOU!
Best of ochagirl
Sagging Tits Saturday? This won't be a trend, will it?
Best of Army of Mom
I see V the K made me the one on the far left - the one missing her front teeth- See? I'm still a hit with the boys after all these years.
Best of attmay
"What crappy customer service! That's the last time I shop at Babushkas 'R' Us dot com!"
Best of Tim
You always remember your first Goatse pic
Best of GregMan
"Now, girls, look at the schl0ng on THIS one!" The Internet arrives in Uzbekistan.
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I was shocked at the price Spitzer paid for his fleshy delights, until I saw what they were offering for $4,000.
An inside look at Zogby's crack polling team does much to explain McCain's popularity.
"So I delete the cookies, refresh, click again, and Presto! I can vote for Ron Paul as many times as I want!"
"And now, comrades, we run script, and bring Pentagon to its knees!"
"Surrounded by her interns, Maureen Dowd produces another insightful, hard-hitting column."
If they were rich and she had been a lesbian, Anna Nicole Smith would have totally hit that.
Subby, SOTG, Rodney Dill, and V the K, there's a slight problem with your mail order brides...seems they're not 24 as listed, they were born in '24.
This "Internet" is so wonderful, here is my teenage granddaughter's website, complete with video of her running around drunk, naked and beating up some other girl.
The Golden Girls reunion special was canceled. But they were happy just to be alive another day.
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With the help of her home-girls, Olga checks WebMD for the best way to remove a petrified umbilical chord.....
My money is on Lexington Steele instead of Epicurious.
The reunion of the Thomas sisters was enlivened when Helen was able to attend via video conference.
or...
Helen Thomas' daughters cyber-chat with mom cause she couldn't get a flight out of DC.
When Nancy Grace return after the break - the truth about those "internet sex chatrooms."
Don't lead the poor boy on, Agatha! You always were such a JD...
GooD.eVeNiNG.ProffeSSor.FaLKen;
WouLD.yoU.LiKe.To.PLay.a.GaMe?
Thank gawd, Al Gore invented the internet sex.
In Soviet Russia, Vista crash YOU!
Beware, young loser men: those Russian email-order bride websites can be a bit misleading.
Natasha and the girls plot another "red mercury" swindle against an unsuspecting Muslim terrorist.
Sagging Tits Saturday? This won't be a trend, will it?
World of Warcraft claims four more victims.
OG's response to V the K's #5:
"Whoa. I did NOT age well. What happened that anti-aging crap that was supposed to be available in the "near future"?
I see V the K made me the one on the far left - the one missing her front teeth- See? I'm still a hit with the boys after all these years.
Army of Dad, knock of the dust and hit me, baby, one more time. For old time's sake.
Dark and stormy night, it was.
*typing* Yes, I'm here with my girlfriends and we are ready for giant fivesome with you, Gov.
Craigslist ad:
Four ready to go mature women searching for dark skinned man with large bone. Teeth optional.
Bertha, what is the address for Pre-Chewed Charlie's?
"A walking stick ethernet cable? Boy oh boy do I love Russian technology!"
"What crappy customer service! That's the last time I shop at Babushkas 'R' Us dot com!"
I'm really tired of all these damn remakes - here's another flipping Golden Girls reunion.
I always thought my perversion would be the key to something!!
You always remember your first Goatse pic
Waiting for Goat-o.
No longer able to afford the Emperor's Club VIP's prices since his fall from grace, Elliot Spitzer has to make to with lower-end h00kers.
"Now, girls, look at the schl0ng on THIS one!"
The Internet arrives in Uzbekistan.
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