Saturday, March 15, 2008

Babushka. Gesundheit.


1. "So, you're saying our initiatilization scripts are incompatible with the router config? F**kin' Vista!

2. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry start a frantic WebMD Search for "Botox side effects."

3. The McCain Ladies were not nearly as inspiring as the Obama Girl, but they did hate America somewhat less.

4. This week on Soviet Golden Girls, Svetlana and Natasha wait in bread line, while Ivanka and Ludmilla plot to exchange vodka for decadent western computer pr0n.

5. In 2094, OchaGirl, Divine Miss M, ShoeChick, and Army of Mom are still marveling that perverted captioning was the key to longevity.

Sick Wicked Best of Double the U
This "Internet" is so wonderful, here is my teenage granddaughter's website, complete with video of her running around drunk, naked and beating up some other girl.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So I delete the cookies, refresh, click again, and Presto! I can vote for Ron Paul as many times as I want!"

Best of Arcticman Speaks!
The Golden Girls reunion special was canceled. But they were happy just to be alive another day.

Best of Dr. Hardcrab
With the help of her home-girls, Olga checks WebMD for the best way to remove a petrified umbilical chord.....

Best of Submariner
When Nancy Grace return after the break - the truth about those "internet sex chatrooms."

Best of prince of leaves
In Soviet Russia, Vista crash YOU!

Best of ochagirl
Sagging Tits Saturday? This won't be a trend, will it?

Best of Army of Mom
I see V the K made me the one on the far left - the one missing her front teeth- See? I'm still a hit with the boys after all these years.

Best of attmay
"What crappy customer service! That's the last time I shop at Babushkas 'R' Us dot com!"

Best of Tim
You always remember your first Goatse pic

Best of GregMan
"Now, girls, look at the schl0ng on THIS one!" The Internet arrives in Uzbekistan.

37 comments:

sonicfrog said...

I was shocked at the price Spitzer paid for his fleshy delights, until I saw what they were offering for $4,000.

Jack Reacher said...

An inside look at Zogby's crack polling team does much to explain McCain's popularity.

Jack Reacher said...

"So I delete the cookies, refresh, click again, and Presto! I can vote for Ron Paul as many times as I want!"

Jack Reacher said...

"And now, comrades, we run script, and bring Pentagon to its knees!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Surrounded by her interns, Maureen Dowd produces another insightful, hard-hitting column."

Jack Reacher said...

If they were rich and she had been a lesbian, Anna Nicole Smith would have totally hit that.

racerboy and divine miss m said...

Subby, SOTG, Rodney Dill, and V the K, there's a slight problem with your mail order brides...seems they're not 24 as listed, they were born in '24.

Double the U said...

This "Internet" is so wonderful, here is my teenage granddaughter's website, complete with video of her running around drunk, naked and beating up some other girl.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

The Golden Girls reunion special was canceled. But they were happy just to be alive another day.

Dr. Hardcrab said...

>>>

With the help of her home-girls, Olga checks WebMD for the best way to remove a petrified umbilical chord.....

Chrees said...

My money is on Lexington Steele instead of Epicurious.

Gagdad Bob said...

The reunion of the Thomas sisters was enlivened when Helen was able to attend via video conference.

Submariner said...

or...

Helen Thomas' daughters cyber-chat with mom cause she couldn't get a flight out of DC.

Submariner said...

When Nancy Grace return after the break - the truth about those "internet sex chatrooms."

Submariner said...

Don't lead the poor boy on, Agatha! You always were such a JD...

Submariner said...

GooD.eVeNiNG.ProffeSSor.FaLKen;
WouLD.yoU.LiKe.To.PLay.a.GaMe?

Rodney Dill said...

Thank gawd, Al Gore invented the internet sex.

prince of leaves said...

In Soviet Russia, Vista crash YOU!

prince of leaves said...

Beware, young loser men: those Russian email-order bride websites can be a bit misleading.

prince of leaves said...

Natasha and the girls plot another "red mercury" swindle against an unsuspecting Muslim terrorist.

ochagirl said...

Sagging Tits Saturday? This won't be a trend, will it?

ochagirl said...

World of Warcraft claims four more victims.

ochagirl said...

OG's response to V the K's #5:

"Whoa. I did NOT age well. What happened that anti-aging crap that was supposed to be available in the "near future"?

Army of Mom said...

I see V the K made me the one on the far left - the one missing her front teeth- See? I'm still a hit with the boys after all these years.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad, knock of the dust and hit me, baby, one more time. For old time's sake.

Army of Mom said...

Dark and stormy night, it was.

Army of Mom said...

*typing* Yes, I'm here with my girlfriends and we are ready for giant fivesome with you, Gov.

Army of Mom said...

Craigslist ad:
Four ready to go mature women searching for dark skinned man with large bone. Teeth optional.

Army of Mom said...

Bertha, what is the address for Pre-Chewed Charlie's?

attmay said...

"A walking stick ethernet cable? Boy oh boy do I love Russian technology!"

attmay said...

"What crappy customer service! That's the last time I shop at Babushkas 'R' Us dot com!"

shoechick said...

I'm really tired of all these damn remakes - here's another flipping Golden Girls reunion.

shoechick said...

I always thought my perversion would be the key to something!!

Tim said...

You always remember your first Goatse pic

Submariner said...

Waiting for Goat-o.

GregMan said...

No longer able to afford the Emperor's Club VIP's prices since his fall from grace, Elliot Spitzer has to make to with lower-end h00kers.

GregMan said...

"Now, girls, look at the schl0ng on THIS one!"

The Internet arrives in Uzbekistan.