Friday, March 28, 2008

Answer: Yes, a Dog Does Have Buddha Nature. Next Koan, Please



1. Rex would later be beheaded as an apostate for worshiping Ceiling Cat.

2. "Kobe, I am open, yet I am not open."

3. "Pray all you want, Rex. Xavier will *not* make it to the Final Four."

4. "Please, God, Keep that Korean family away from me."

5. "Ia! Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Best of Submariner
Rex's faithfulness was rewarded when a moment later, the monk morphed into a Llasa Apsu in heat...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"When you can snatch the kibble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I keep trying to envision 'nothingness', but that damned Frisbee keeps leaking in."

Best of prince of leaves
"What? What is it, girl? There's a supreme being manifesting itself as a giant Milk Bone on a thousand-petaled lotus?!"
"Awrf! Awrf!!!"

Best of Submariner
PLEASE Lord, make them forget to spay and neuter.

21 comments:

Submariner said...

Rex's faithfulness was rewarded when a moment later, the monk morphed into a Llasa Apsu in heat...

Submariner said...

Prayer bubble; "Great Buddha, allow me the flexibility to cleanse myself in a like manner to that of my prayer partner, Rex..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Order of The Dyslexics showing their respect to Dog.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What is the sound of one paw clapping?

Van Helsing said...

Ever since moonbats started taking over churches, religion has been going to the dogs.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Venerable Dog, why is it that you lick your balls?"
"Gentle Monk, why is it that you do not?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"When you can snatch the kibble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave."

Son Of The Godfather said...

If you multiply a monk by the energy he emits and multiply the result by the speed of light, it's equal to any other monk multiplied by his energy output multiplied by his fecal matter. Expressed as an equation, we can see that:
Monk(E)C = Monk(E)(Doo)

(Oh shaddup. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

(Cancelling terms from the previous equation results in "C = Doo", or "The speed of light is the sh*t!")

Son Of The Godfather said...

Both were praying for more "Thursday bitches".

Submariner said...

SOTG, Bro? The groan factor on the two Monk posts is extremely high - at least quadruple points. Wish I'd a thought of them first.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I keep trying to envision 'nothingness', but that damned Frisbee keeps leaking in."

Wish I'd a thought of them first.
LOL Subby... me too, bro, me too.
*hangs head in shame*

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, I said I wanted to play"

The Man said...

Wise dog says "Why lick balls? Because I can!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hairy Krishna

Son Of The Godfather said...

Monastary of the Chow-lin priests.

Steve O said...

Some tricks are easier to do with a stuffed dog.

prince of leaves said...

"What? What is it, girl? There's a supreme being manifesting itself as a giant Milk Bone on a thousand-petaled lotus?!"

"Awrf! Awrf!!!"

Submariner said...

I Spitz in your general direction.

Submariner said...

Evidently, Siberians were left to keep an eye on the Japanese following World War II's surrender.

Submariner said...

PLEASE Lord, make them forget to spay and neuter.