Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Another Democrat with a Foot Fetish
1. Latrina always got special treatment by telling people she was Michelle Obama, knowing that a 'typical white person' couldn't tell one African-American apart from another.
2. Antonio Villaragosa (a.k.a. Client No. 32) exercises his fetishes for feet, public humiliation, and men dressed as Butterfly McQueen.
3. Basic Instinct meets The Crying Game meets Married... with Children.
4. "I'll pay you $50 to stomp on some eggs, $100 if I can post pictures of it on bigmommafeet-dot-com.
5. ORA: Teal'c eventually resigned himself to the emasculating side-effects of Tretonin, changed his name to Beverly, and settled in Miami.
Best of The Man
Juanita was not really a super delegate, but who would pass up a free foot massage and a hundred bucks?
Best of curly
“Rub thou the toes of thou Mistress, client number 9.”
Best of shoechick
All right Al Bundy, let's get this shoe fitting thing over with.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Trust me, everyone needs to wash their feet before they can enter Livonia."