Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Another Democrat with a Foot Fetish


1. Latrina always got special treatment by telling people she was Michelle Obama, knowing that a 'typical white person' couldn't tell one African-American apart from another.

2. Antonio Villaragosa (a.k.a. Client No. 32) exercises his fetishes for feet, public humiliation, and men dressed as Butterfly McQueen.

3. Basic Instinct meets The Crying Game meets Married... with Children.

4. "I'll pay you $50 to stomp on some eggs, $100 if I can post pictures of it on bigmommafeet-dot-com.

5. ORA: Teal'c eventually resigned himself to the emasculating side-effects of Tretonin, changed his name to Beverly, and settled in Miami.

Best of The Man
Juanita was not really a super delegate, but who would pass up a free foot massage and a hundred bucks?

Best of curly
“Rub thou the toes of thou Mistress, client number 9.”

Best of shoechick
All right Al Bundy, let's get this shoe fitting thing over with.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Trust me, everyone needs to wash their feet before they can enter Livonia."

13 comments:

The Man said...

"My staff said that it would be a photo-op with corn...not corns"

The Man said...

Juanita was not really a super delegate, but who would pass up a free foot massage and a hundred bucks?

shoechick said...

Teal'c would make a much better looking woman!

curly said...

“Rub thou the toes of thou Mistress, client number 9.”

curly said...

“Only Dr. Scholls could love corn rows like these.”

curly said...

Hillary’s “Footrubs and Handjobs” get-out-the-vote campaign was a hard sell for some of the parishioners of Rev. Wright’s Trinity United Church in Chicago.

curly said...

“Dat’s right…I’m Michelle Obama and I’m looking for an intern. Now, start rubbibg!”

shoechick said...

All right Al Bundy, let's get this shoe fitting thing over with.

Verity Kindle said...

Caption #5 now owns 85% of my soul. The rest belongs to Teal'c.

curly said...

“You came to the wrong place, lady. For horseshoes, you’ll need to consult with a blacksmith.”

Submariner said...

Yes, we're holding a Biblical foot-washing ceremony, but first we need to remove your hob-nailed boots...

Jack Reacher said...

Latrina was looking for a man who could reliably find the G-spot. Latrina's search was not going well, so far.

Jack Reacher said...

"Trust me, everyone needs to wash their feet before they can enter Livonia."