Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Amazing True Story of Two Wusses in Love


1. Rick sighed. "Yes, Bruce is a delegate to the DNC, but he's not a 'SUPER' delegate, if you know what I mean."

2. "Take off the wife-beater shirt. It's my turn to be the abusive husband."

3. I don't know what "very special" episode of what CW teen-angst drama this is, but I'm changing the channel.

4. "You promise no one will see these pictures but us, right? Right?"

5. "Let he who is among you who is not too sexy for his shirt cast the first stone."

Wicked Best of Whacko
Despite a brief "lapse" in high school, Eli and Payton would go on to become macho NFL quarterbacks.

Best of Chrees
"The first rule of...wait, what club is this again?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Concentrate, Brian, and we will grow chest hair. Maybe one or two."

Best of WhoopseyDaisey
Ok, ok, new game! Check this - instead of a drink? Everytime Obama says "hope" you stroke yourself. Everytime he says "change" you stroke me...

Best of curly
America’s chickens have come home to roost…

Best of Yikes
"Wonder Twink powers activate"

Best of GregMan
Two twinks enter, one twink leaves.

Best of GregMan
Moments after this photograph was taken, a slap-fight of truly epic proportions broke out.

Best of Tim
In mid pose Cody's eyes suddenly found the bloody dildo

22 comments:

metalgarth said...

30 seconds after Bert and Ernie had their "Pinnochio Moment"

Chrees said...

"...and then we go kick that little nun's ass..."

"The first rule of...wait, what club is this again?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Concentrate, Brian, and we will grow chest hair. Maybe one or two."

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, we are planning on going away to school in either Massachusetts or Berkely. How did you know?"

Jack Reacher said...

'Ow to speak Sully: Snack time.

shoechick said...

We are here to pump {clap} you up.

WhoopseyDaisey said...

Ok, ok, new game! Check this - instead of a drink? Everytime Obama says "hope" you stroke yourself. Everytime he says "change" you stroke me...

Whacko said...

Despite a brief "lapse" in high school, Eli and Payton would go on to become macho NFL quarterbacks.

curly said...

America’s chickens have come home to roost…

Two Dogs said...

John and I took this photograph right before Kerry got the injury that earned him his third Purple Heart.

Silhouette said...

I thought the Corys stopped making films long ago.

Yikes said...

"Wonder Twink powers activate"
"Shape of a wuss"
"Form of a nerd"

Submariner said...

Yes, we DO play D&D. Why do you ask?

Submariner said...

I call him "Kibbles," he calls me "Bits."

GregMan said...

"It all started when Lance stopped me to tell me about Ron Paul. It was love at first sight."

GregMan said...

John Edwards and Dennis Kucinich, the early years.

GregMan said...

"We used to love girls. Then, we saw Hillary in person, and, well, man-love just seemed a whole lot more attractive after that."

GregMan said...

The President and Secretary of the Powerpuff Girls Fan Club, San Francisco chapter, celebrate their erection, I mean election.

GregMan said...

Two twinks enter, one twink leaves.

GregMan said...

Moments after this photograph was taken, a slap-fight of truly epic proportions broke out.

Submariner said...

Well, yeth, we ARE joined; just not exactly at the hip...

Tim said...

In mid pose Cody's eyes suddenly found the bloody dildo