Friday, February 15, 2008
Zombie Party in my Pants, Part III
1. The New York Times reporter would later claim she was "just holding the sign for a friend. I'm not biased!"
2. How nature says "Rejected by every jock in high school despite being a willing wannabe jersey slut."
3. Does she have any idea how many pink leopards died so she could have those Danskins?
4. "Noam Chomsky... Call me!"
5. Bush raged at his underlings, "How does she know about the Death Pimps!"
Best of Whacko
OK. Yeah. I'm in! Point out a Death Pimp to me and he's toast!
Best of Jay Guevara
I heard Bush's Death Pimps played a great set at Monterey. I can't imagine why she doesn't like them.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
NO ONE stops the BDP!
Best of mklasing
"Okay, someone else hold this sign, its getting dark, men are getting off work and I have to start walking the docks."
Best of curly
My pimp Tyrone owns this corner, so Stop Bush's Death Pimps.
Best of Double the U
Life under Hillary's death pimps will be so much better.
Best of Chrees
Imagine the organizer's surprise when he found out the Valentine's Day parade was supposed to feature Cupid stunts instead...
Best of sonicfrog
♫ STOP, Bush's Death Pimps
Before they break my heart.... ♫
Best of Submariner
Adding punctuation you get Stop - Bush is Death, Pimps: Evidently, she's politely informing her "managers" that her pubic region is going to make them ill to the point of "eternal dirt nap" if they use it...
Best of prince of leaves
All because Daddy wouldn't buy her the damned pony.