Friday, February 15, 2008

Zombie Party in my Pants, Part III



1. The New York Times reporter would later claim she was "just holding the sign for a friend. I'm not biased!"

2. How nature says "Rejected by every jock in high school despite being a willing wannabe jersey slut."

3. Does she have any idea how many pink leopards died so she could have those Danskins?

4. "Noam Chomsky... Call me!"

5. Bush raged at his underlings, "How does she know about the Death Pimps!"

Best of Whacko
OK. Yeah. I'm in! Point out a Death Pimp to me and he's toast!

Best of Jay Guevara
I heard Bush's Death Pimps played a great set at Monterey. I can't imagine why she doesn't like them.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
NO ONE stops the BDP!

Best of mklasing
"Okay, someone else hold this sign, its getting dark, men are getting off work and I have to start walking the docks."

Best of curly
My pimp Tyrone owns this corner, so Stop Bush's Death Pimps.

Best of Double the U
Life under Hillary's death pimps will be so much better.

Best of Chrees
Imagine the organizer's surprise when he found out the Valentine's Day parade was supposed to feature Cupid stunts instead...

Best of sonicfrog
♫ STOP, Bush's Death Pimps
Before they break my heart.... ♫

Best of Submariner
Adding punctuation you get Stop - Bush is Death, Pimps: Evidently, she's politely informing her "managers" that her pubic region is going to make them ill to the point of "eternal dirt nap" if they use it...

Best of prince of leaves
All because Daddy wouldn't buy her the damned pony.

29 comments:

Whacko said...

OK. Yeah. I'm in! Point out a Death Pimp to me and he's toast!

Jay Guevara said...

I heard Bush's Death Pimps played a great set at Monterey. I can't imagine why she doesn't like them.

Son Of The Godfather said...

NO ONE stops the BDP!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is that slang for Jenna to change her acne medication?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Other side: "By winning this war once and for all!"

mklasing said...

The last photo taken of Crystal, a former employee of the DP before her boss killed her in order to get back the pants he bought her.

mklasing said...

"Okay, someone else hold this sign, its getting dark, men are getting off work and I have to start walking."

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, I suppose Death Pimps would make an excellent name for a rock band, but let's try to stay focused, mm-kay?"

Jack Reacher said...

Wait, what day is it??? Oh, whew. I thought it was Thursday.

trigger girlie said...

Princezz was NOT pleased that Bush's Death Pimps were overtaking away all her staff

trigger girlie said...

Pink Panther called, and he would like his skin back.

prince of leaves said...

"Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"

curly said...

President Bush: Keeping the pimp hand strong since 2001.

curly said...

My pimp Tyrone owns this corner, so Stop Bush's Death Pimps.

Double the U said...

Life under Hillary's death pimps will be so much better.

curly said...

"...amd don't get me started on Bill and Hillary's pimping out Chelsea."

curly said...

Nothing to see here folks; just another Ron Paul supporter.

curly said...

"...because 'Christian-fundamentalist sexist neo-Nazi homophobic gun-toting racist Zionist pigs' wouldn't fit on the sign."

Army of Mom said...

Hmm, looks like she is announcing that you should STOP because here are Bush's death pimps.

Army of Mom said...

Before picture with sign. After picture below with feather boa.

Damn, that's some hard living.

Chrees said...

"Yes, I really do hate my parents. Why do you ask?"

Chrees said...

Imagine the organizer's surprise when he found out the Valentine's Day parade was supposed to feature Cupid stunts instead...

sonicfrog said...

♫ STOP, Bush's Death Pimps
Before they break my heart.... ♫

attmay said...

Apparently, pimps can be counted on to protect the president from assassination attempts.

Submariner said...

Adding puctuation you get Stop - Bush is Death, Pimps:
Evidently, she's politely informing her "managers" that her pubic region is going to make them ill to the point of "eternal dirt nap" if they use it...

Submariner said...

16 years at UC-B and all her parents got was this stupid plaquard.

Submariner said...

He-e-e-e-e-ere's Your Sign!

Submariner said...

Not a cap, just a thought;
I wonder if we can get the Blue Collar guys to riff on Zombie's pics for a show?




too damn funny - v. word is "flush"

prince of leaves said...

All because Daddy wouldn't buy her the damned pony.