Thursday, February 21, 2008

"Your 'air is ovair your right eux" *


1. Wesley Crusher's evil double from the Mirror Universe was... an undeniable improvement.

2. Hell of a backdraft in here, isn't there?

3. Well, I can certainly understand why ennui wouldn't want to lose its grasp.

4. Cap This's transition to a hard core pr0n blog was so gradual few of the regulars noticed.

5. In her spare time, Veronica loves to cruise online chatrooms, pretending to be a pale, acne-ridden computer nerd.

Best of curly
“I don’t feel no ways tired”…An exhausted and spent Veronica is amazed at the insatiable sexual appetites of the Hildabeast.

Best of curly
The Obama Team’s production of the ‘The Vagina Monologues’ script was limited to a minimalistic repetition of “Yes we can!...Yes we can!...Yes we can!”.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
That looks like Alyssa Milano, all growed up nice... Apparently Tony Danza was the boss.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Q: What's black and white and about to be covered with my DNA?

Best of Jack Reacher
"If you're very good, I'll let you see....the other side of my face."

Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I have this outfit and hairstyle (the morning after rough sex and a bender!)

Best of prince of leaves
"Ohdeargod," Veronica whimpered as she slammed the door shut behind her. "Not the Fuller Brush Man again!"



* Inside Family Joke. (IFJ)

34 comments:

curly said...

“I don’t feel no ways tired”…An exhausted and spent Veronica is amazed at the insatiable sexual appetites of the Hildabeast.

curly said...

Some superdelegates were not just satisfied with the pimping out of Chelsea.

The Man said...

Welcome home Ms. Buttafuco.

curly said...

Say what you will about Obama, he certainly throws some women into a tizzy.

The Man said...

Mr. Kennedy, let's discuss your plan to endorse Ms. Clinton.

curly said...

The Obama Team’s production of the ‘The Vagina Monologues’ script was limited to a minimalistic repetition of “Yes we can!...Yes we can!...Yes we can!”.

curly said...

Jan. 2009: With Sharia Law established under President Barack Hussein Obama, ‘Hot Babe Thursdays’ will be renamed ‘Burkaless Thursdays’, under threats of beheading.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That looks like Alyssa Milano, all growed up nice... Apparently Tony Danza was the boss.

curly said...

Ever since her moslem husband discovered that cunniligus was considered halal, Veronica hasn’t gotten a moment of peace.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Q: What's black and white and about to be covered with my DNA?

curly said...

“Ultrasound found my G-spot…Can you guess where it is?”

Jack Reacher said...

"Doc, I'm concerned about my vision. I can't see a thing through my right eye. Why, yes, my natural hair color is blonde; how did you know?

Jack Reacher said...

"If you're very good, I'll let you see....the other side of my face."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't appreciate the way the Mo' cartoon on the right keeps staring at her...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This is going to sound crazy, but last night I had this strange deram..."

jeff said...

"Okay, that's the last teenage horror flick I do that stars Ron Jeremy..."

Army of Mom said...

Amy Winehouse ain't going back to rehab. No No No!

Army of Mom said...

Ponfar was especially hard this year with all the political excitement in the air.

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

And, I was on Army of Dad's laptop, when, when, when HE *pointing at Submariner* was peeping in the windows mumbling something about his prom date arriving.

Army of Mom said...

Another Lindsay Lohan morning after.

Army of Mom said...

Another Britney Spears morning after.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have this outfit and hairstyle (the morning after rough sex and a bender!)

Chrees said...

Let me introduce you to my next ex-wife...

Son Of The Godfather said...

She's got that "I'm-crazy-like-Sean-Young" look about her, and God help me, it draws me in...

prince of leaves said...

"Ohdeargod," Veronica whimpered as she slammed the door shut behind her. "Not the Fuller Brush Man again!"

prince of leaves said...

Man, if I had a nickle for every time I saw a woman like that looking like this in the morning...I'd be broke.

Adjustah said...

Is there nothing Sean Young won't do to get a role?

Submariner said...

...and then I let Alyssa go home from our prom date.

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Midnight Snack

Submariner said...

Army of Mom said...
And, I was on Army of Dad's laptop, when, ...



I'm DEEPLY offended, Mom - I DON'T mumble.

Submariner said...

I found this picture next to the phrase "Rode hard, and put away wet" in my Funk & Wagnall's...

Submariner said...

V. the K. said...
4. Cap This's transition to a hard core pr0n blog was so gradual few of the regulars noticed.


NOT that there's anything WRONG with that...

Submariner said...

Mirror, mirror, on the wall;
Who was used most last night, of them all?