1. Wesley Crusher's evil double from the Mirror Universe was... an undeniable improvement.
2. Hell of a backdraft in here, isn't there?
3. Well, I can certainly understand why ennui wouldn't want to lose its grasp.
4. Cap This's transition to a hard core pr0n blog was so gradual few of the regulars noticed.
5. In her spare time, Veronica loves to cruise online chatrooms, pretending to be a pale, acne-ridden computer nerd.
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“I don’t feel no ways tired”…An exhausted and spent Veronica is amazed at the insatiable sexual appetites of the Hildabeast.
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The Obama Team’s production of the ‘The Vagina Monologues’ script was limited to a minimalistic repetition of “Yes we can!...Yes we can!...Yes we can!”.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
That looks like Alyssa Milano, all growed up nice... Apparently Tony Danza was the boss.
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Q: What's black and white and about to be covered with my DNA?
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"If you're very good, I'll let you see....the other side of my face."
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Oddly enough, I have this outfit and hairstyle (the morning after rough sex and a bender!)
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"Ohdeargod," Veronica whimpered as she slammed the door shut behind her. "Not the Fuller Brush Man again!"
* Inside Family Joke. (IFJ)
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“I don’t feel no ways tired”…An exhausted and spent Veronica is amazed at the insatiable sexual appetites of the Hildabeast.
Some superdelegates were not just satisfied with the pimping out of Chelsea.
Welcome home Ms. Buttafuco.
Say what you will about Obama, he certainly throws some women into a tizzy.
Mr. Kennedy, let's discuss your plan to endorse Ms. Clinton.
The Obama Team’s production of the ‘The Vagina Monologues’ script was limited to a minimalistic repetition of “Yes we can!...Yes we can!...Yes we can!”.
Jan. 2009: With Sharia Law established under President Barack Hussein Obama, ‘Hot Babe Thursdays’ will be renamed ‘Burkaless Thursdays’, under threats of beheading.
That looks like Alyssa Milano, all growed up nice... Apparently Tony Danza was the boss.
Ever since her moslem husband discovered that cunniligus was considered halal, Veronica hasn’t gotten a moment of peace.
Q: What's black and white and about to be covered with my DNA?
“Ultrasound found my G-spot…Can you guess where it is?”
"Doc, I'm concerned about my vision. I can't see a thing through my right eye. Why, yes, my natural hair color is blonde; how did you know?
"If you're very good, I'll let you see....the other side of my face."
I don't appreciate the way the Mo' cartoon on the right keeps staring at her...
"This is going to sound crazy, but last night I had this strange deram..."
"Okay, that's the last teenage horror flick I do that stars Ron Jeremy..."
Amy Winehouse ain't going back to rehab. No No No!
Ponfar was especially hard this year with all the political excitement in the air.
And, I was on Army of Dad's laptop, when, when, when HE *pointing at Submariner* was peeping in the windows mumbling something about his prom date arriving.
Another Lindsay Lohan morning after.
Another Britney Spears morning after.
Oddly enough, I have this outfit and hairstyle (the morning after rough sex and a bender!)
Let me introduce you to my next ex-wife...
She's got that "I'm-crazy-like-Sean-Young" look about her, and God help me, it draws me in...
"Ohdeargod," Veronica whimpered as she slammed the door shut behind her. "Not the Fuller Brush Man again!"
Man, if I had a nickle for every time I saw a woman like that looking like this in the morning...I'd be broke.
Is there nothing Sean Young won't do to get a role?
...and then I let Alyssa go home from our prom date.
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Midnight Snack
Army of Mom said...
And, I was on Army of Dad's laptop, when, ...
I'm DEEPLY offended, Mom - I DON'T mumble.
I found this picture next to the phrase "Rode hard, and put away wet" in my Funk & Wagnall's...
V. the K. said...
4. Cap This's transition to a hard core pr0n blog was so gradual few of the regulars noticed.
NOT that there's anything WRONG with that...
Mirror, mirror, on the wall;
Who was used most last night, of them all?
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