Thursday, February 28, 2008
2. Those boots don't go with that outfit at all. Let me help you out of that outfit.
3. Eventually, Lange's coffee house drove Starbucks out of business because most people would rather drink coffee next to this than next to pale, skinny, pretentious nerds tapping away on their Powerbooks.
4. "Thanks, Juan Valdez, I love swallowing your juice. Oh, and the coffee's good, too."
5. ORA: Now that's a damn fine cup of joe. Damn fine!
Very Brady Best of curly
Joan’s table dance seemed to lack enthusiasm, to say the least.
Very Brady Best of prince of leaves
"What are the odds?" asked a surprised John Edwards. "I have that SAME table!"
Best of Army of Mom
"Look at her roots. For God's sakes, her roots are a different color than her hair," Silky Pony bemoaned.
Best of Submariner
♪ Them boots were made for spreadin'... and that's just what they'll do! ♪
Best of attmay
Lange's Fine Collectibles attempts in vain to get straight guys interested in antiques.
Best of curly
Janet Reno’s home décor is different than that of the average citizen’s.
Best of GOP & College
Sully: *scoff* She WISHES she knew how to wear that outfit as good as I do.
Best of Gagdad Bob
"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen someone grind coffee beans with her kegel muscles before?"
Best of Two Dogs
Immediately upon seeing the new Lange Coffee ad campaign, President Obama dispatched the new International One-World Safety Police to arrest Janine for not wearing a helmet while rollerblading.
Best of Shayne
Ya know what else is blue? Yep, both of 'em!
Best of Army of Dad
No, the blonde is supposed to go under the desk!
Best of ThatGayConservative
ORA: "You were right, Streebeck, they do have good coffee."