Thursday, February 28, 2008

Work It

1. Silly blond, that's not how you use a side table.

2. Those boots don't go with that outfit at all. Let me help you out of that outfit.

3. Eventually, Lange's coffee house drove Starbucks out of business because most people would rather drink coffee next to this than next to pale, skinny, pretentious nerds tapping away on their Powerbooks.

4. "Thanks, Juan Valdez, I love swallowing your juice. Oh, and the coffee's good, too."

5. ORA: Now that's a damn fine cup of joe. Damn fine!

Very Brady Best of curly
Joan’s table dance seemed to lack enthusiasm, to say the least.

Very Brady Best of prince of leaves
"What are the odds?" asked a surprised John Edwards. "I have that SAME table!"

Best of Army of Mom
"Look at her roots. For God's sakes, her roots are a different color than her hair," Silky Pony bemoaned.

Best of Submariner
♪ Them boots were made for spreadin'... and that's just what they'll do! ♪

Best of attmay
Lange's Fine Collectibles attempts in vain to get straight guys interested in antiques.

Best of curly
Janet Reno’s home décor is different than that of the average citizen’s.

Best of GOP & College
Sully: *scoff* She WISHES she knew how to wear that outfit as good as I do.


Best of Gagdad Bob
"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen someone grind coffee beans with her kegel muscles before?"

Best of Two Dogs
Immediately upon seeing the new Lange Coffee ad campaign, President Obama dispatched the new International One-World Safety Police to arrest Janine for not wearing a helmet while rollerblading.

Best of Shayne
Ya know what else is blue? Yep, both of 'em!

Best of Army of Dad
No, the blonde is supposed to go under the desk!

Best of ThatGayConservative
ORA: "You were right, Streebeck, they do have good coffee."

42 comments:

Double the U said...

A broad on a board, we could market this.

outdoorspro said...

Can't WAIT for Spring ski season to get here!

Army of Mom said...

That's not a side table, its a buffet.

Submariner said...

I have a hot toddy and a warm fire; who said anything about needing to "hit the slopes?"

Submariner said...

Well, if that's a buffet, I like everything on the menu, Mom...

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Look. If you hold the coffee cup to your ear, you can hear Starbuck's.

Army of Mom said...

How sad. The ski bunny is rattling a coffee cup looking for change.

But, wait, there is her hero, Barack Obama and he has nothing but change.

*sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth*

Army of Mom said...

Judging by the look on her face, I think I know where her ski pole is.

Army of Mom said...

I just can't endorse this product. Look at her roots. For God's sakes, her roots are a different color than her hair, Silky Pony bemoaned.

She has hair? Army of Dad asked.

Army of Mom said...

I can't believe she didn't paint her nails for the photo shoot.

She has nails? Army of Dad asked.

Army of Mom said...

What's up with the boots?

She's wearing boots? Army of Dad asked.

Jack Reacher said...

"Senator Clinton, that's not what I mean when I asked if I could borrow your pole."

Jack Reacher said...

"Thanks, Senator Edwards, but I ordered a Grande. That means big. Shove off."

The Man said...

John McCain eagerly meets with a lobbyist from the Hot Girls who Wear Ski boots and drink Coffee Association.

The Man said...

Global Warming...has it's good points.

Chrees said...

Now I know why the local Starbucks was closed the other evening. But what did they do the other 3 hours and 25 minutes?

Chrees said...

I prefer her version of "These Boots Were Made for Skiing"


The "Got Joe" campaign crushed the competition once they started using gold medal winners / lingerie models.

Submariner said...

OK, SOTG; what do I have to do now to get you to fill the cu... oh!

Submariner said...

♪ Them boots were made for spreadin'... and that's just what they'll do! ♪

Submariner said...

I just can't see your points, Christine. Really. But I'd like to...

Submariner said...

Oooooooh, I' like to slalom between THOSE moguls...

attmay said...

Lange's Fine Collectibles attempts in vain to get straight guys interested in antiques.

curly said...

Janet Reno’s home décor is different than that of the average citizen’s.

curly said...

Joan’s table dance seemed to lack enthusiasm, to say the least.

curly said...

Hillary’s dropping in the latest Ohio polls dashed any remaining hopes that Joan may have had of becoming a presidential paperweight.

curly said...

Next on “This Old House”: Norm discusses workbench essentials.

curly said...

Barack Sparack could eat no crack
That Michelle considered unclean.
And so between the two of them,
They licked this cracker clean!

curly said...

SUSHI, IT WHAT'S FOR DINNER®

GOP & College said...

1) Sully: *scoff* She WISHES she knew how to wear that outfit as good as I do.

2) Yeah, I though about checking out the slopes, but judging from this picture one set is covered, and the other is nicely rounded on top.

3) I'm not so concerned with the peaks as what's down in that valley!

Gagdad Bob said...

"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen someone grind coffee beans with her kegel muscles before?"

Two Dogs said...

Immediately upon seeing the new Lange Coffee ad campaign, President Obama dispatched the new International One-World Safety Police to arrest Janine for not wearing a helmet while rollerblading.

Shayne said...

Ya know what else is blue? Yep, both of 'em!

Submariner said...

Why Miss M! I'd a never guessed you were wearin' ski boots beneath the mud suit!

Submariner said...

Ironicly, this version of 'waterboarding' would actually work on most Muslim terrorists...

Army of Dad said...

For the record, I noticed the boots. I had to go back to check the other stuff.

WV: cutyg
Damn right!

Army of Dad said...

No, the blonde is supposed to go under the desk!

prince of leaves said...

"What are the odds?" asked a surprised John Edwards. "I have that SAME table!"

prince of leaves said...

Honey, you're going to catch your death of cold if you go out skiing dressed like that. Where's your *hat*?

ochagirl said...

OchaGirl: "But . . . she has MAN hands!"

Andrew Sullivan, sighing despondently: "I know . . . if only Barry O's were like that."

Army of Dad said...

Gee, thanks Ocha, another detail I had to go back and look for having missed it the first several times.

ThatGayConservative said...

ORA: "You were right, Streebeck, they do have good coffee."