1. Silly blond, that's not how you use a side table.
2. Those boots don't go with that outfit at all. Let me help you out of that outfit.
3. Eventually, Lange's coffee house drove Starbucks out of business because most people would rather drink coffee next to this than next to pale, skinny, pretentious nerds tapping away on their Powerbooks.
4. "Thanks, Juan Valdez, I love swallowing your juice. Oh, and the coffee's good, too."
5. ORA: Now that's a damn fine cup of joe. Damn fine!
Very Brady Best of curly
Joan’s table dance seemed to lack enthusiasm, to say the least.
Very Brady Best of prince of leaves
"What are the odds?" asked a surprised John Edwards. "I have that SAME table!"
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"Look at her roots. For God's sakes, her roots are a different color than her hair," Silky Pony bemoaned.
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♪ Them boots were made for spreadin'... and that's just what they'll do! ♪
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Lange's Fine Collectibles attempts in vain to get straight guys interested in antiques.
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Janet Reno’s home décor is different than that of the average citizen’s.
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Sully: *scoff* She WISHES she knew how to wear that outfit as good as I do.
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"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen someone grind coffee beans with her kegel muscles before?"
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Immediately upon seeing the new Lange Coffee ad campaign, President Obama dispatched the new International One-World Safety Police to arrest Janine for not wearing a helmet while rollerblading.
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Ya know what else is blue? Yep, both of 'em!
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No, the blonde is supposed to go under the desk!
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ORA: "You were right, Streebeck, they do have good coffee."
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42 comments:
A broad on a board, we could market this.
Can't WAIT for Spring ski season to get here!
That's not a side table, its a buffet.
I have a hot toddy and a warm fire; who said anything about needing to "hit the slopes?"
Well, if that's a buffet, I like everything on the menu, Mom...
Look. If you hold the coffee cup to your ear, you can hear Starbuck's.
How sad. The ski bunny is rattling a coffee cup looking for change.
But, wait, there is her hero, Barack Obama and he has nothing but change.
*sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth*
Judging by the look on her face, I think I know where her ski pole is.
I just can't endorse this product. Look at her roots. For God's sakes, her roots are a different color than her hair, Silky Pony bemoaned.
She has hair? Army of Dad asked.
I can't believe she didn't paint her nails for the photo shoot.
She has nails? Army of Dad asked.
What's up with the boots?
She's wearing boots? Army of Dad asked.
"Senator Clinton, that's not what I mean when I asked if I could borrow your pole."
"Thanks, Senator Edwards, but I ordered a Grande. That means big. Shove off."
John McCain eagerly meets with a lobbyist from the Hot Girls who Wear Ski boots and drink Coffee Association.
Global Warming...has it's good points.
Now I know why the local Starbucks was closed the other evening. But what did they do the other 3 hours and 25 minutes?
I prefer her version of "These Boots Were Made for Skiing"
The "Got Joe" campaign crushed the competition once they started using gold medal winners / lingerie models.
OK, SOTG; what do I have to do now to get you to fill the cu... oh!
♪ Them boots were made for spreadin'... and that's just what they'll do! ♪
I just can't see your points, Christine. Really. But I'd like to...
Oooooooh, I' like to slalom between THOSE moguls...
Lange's Fine Collectibles attempts in vain to get straight guys interested in antiques.
Janet Reno’s home décor is different than that of the average citizen’s.
Joan’s table dance seemed to lack enthusiasm, to say the least.
Hillary’s dropping in the latest Ohio polls dashed any remaining hopes that Joan may have had of becoming a presidential paperweight.
Next on “This Old House”: Norm discusses workbench essentials.
Barack Sparack could eat no crack
That Michelle considered unclean.
And so between the two of them,
They licked this cracker clean!
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1) Sully: *scoff* She WISHES she knew how to wear that outfit as good as I do.
2) Yeah, I though about checking out the slopes, but judging from this picture one set is covered, and the other is nicely rounded on top.
3) I'm not so concerned with the peaks as what's down in that valley!
"What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen someone grind coffee beans with her kegel muscles before?"
Immediately upon seeing the new Lange Coffee ad campaign, President Obama dispatched the new International One-World Safety Police to arrest Janine for not wearing a helmet while rollerblading.
Ya know what else is blue? Yep, both of 'em!
Why Miss M! I'd a never guessed you were wearin' ski boots beneath the mud suit!
Ironicly, this version of 'waterboarding' would actually work on most Muslim terrorists...
For the record, I noticed the boots. I had to go back to check the other stuff.
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Damn right!
No, the blonde is supposed to go under the desk!
"What are the odds?" asked a surprised John Edwards. "I have that SAME table!"
Honey, you're going to catch your death of cold if you go out skiing dressed like that. Where's your *hat*?
OchaGirl: "But . . . she has MAN hands!"
Andrew Sullivan, sighing despondently: "I know . . . if only Barry O's were like that."
Gee, thanks Ocha, another detail I had to go back and look for having missed it the first several times.
ORA: "You were right, Streebeck, they do have good coffee."
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