Tuesday, February 19, 2008

What Fresh Hell is This?

Timmeh (of course)


1. Vince Vaughan as John Edwards and Divine as Elizabeth Edwards in "Hairspray, Harridan, and Hope: The Story of the 2008 Democratic Primaries."

2. Larry Craig... no-o-o-o-o-o-o!

3. "John Waters latest film The Red Bathroom is the sure cure for filmgoers disenchanted with mainstream twaddle like Juno." -- Roger Ebert in Pretentious Douchebag Monthly.

4. On the left, the Tennessee version of "petite." On the right, the Berkeley version of "manly." (Or, is it the other way around?)

5. ORA: On the season finale of Prison Break, Teabag easily talks his way out of the trannie's demand for a hand job.

Best of Gagdad Bob
The new transsexual bathrooms at UC Berkeley created some initial confusion, with MTFs and FTMs vying for the same stall.

Best of Jack Reacher
Venues for Green Party caucuses are often pretty small.

Best of Jack Reacher
What are the odds? Rudy Giuliani has both those outfits!

Best of The Man
Welcome to the Tulsans for Ron Paul headquarters. Would you like a spritz of cologne?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
John Candy and Lance Henrickson are unconventional Alcoholics Anonymous sponsors in the wacky new Fox series, Divine Intervention.

Best of prince of leaves
Due to the strike, "Heroes" characters Maya and Sylar had to be re-cast.

Best of prince of leaves
A scene from David Lynch's predictably strange remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane".

Best of Rodney Dill
"You need knee pads? here use my Koran."

Best of Gregory
Gary Coleman's new In-Laws.

25 comments:

Gagdad Bob said...

The new transsexual bathrooms at UC Berkeley created some initial confusion, with MTFs and FTMs vying for the same stall.

Submariner said...

Guess which one has a personally reserved parking spot in front of the Berkeley Marine Recruiting Office and win a prize!

Submariner said...

Simultaneously; "Of COURSE I'm voting for Hillary - don't be ridiculous!"

Jack Reacher said...

Venues for Green Party caucuses are often pretty small.

Jack Reacher said...

What are the odds? Rudy Giuliani has both those outfits!

The Man said...

Welcome to the Tulsans for Ron Paul headquarters. Would you like a spritz of cologne?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The "real life" meeting between Subby and "the man" was awkward.

curly said...

“No Pedro, I don’t know where ‘Bill’s Beach’ is.”

curly said...

“Go back, Pedro. Our villages are already full of illegal Mexicans.”

curly said...

“No, I don’t need you to kick the sh!t out of Dennis Kucinich.”

curly said...

"Mucho coolo!"

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
The "real life" meeting between Subby and "the man" was awkward.


Oh no you didn't! (beat me to the cap, that is mi amigo...)

Submariner said...

Prom night was always special at South Beach High...

Submariner said...

Next on Louisianna Outdoors;
Post-Katrina street-fishing out past the French Quarter yellow barricades...

Robert said...

Twisted Sister's really twisted sister.

Son Of The Godfather said...

John Candy and Lance Henrickson are unconventional Alcoholics Anonymous sponsors in the wacky new Fox series, Divine Intervention.

Submariner said...
Oh no you didn't!


Sorry buddy, I needed someone for cannon fodder! heh ;)

Chrees said...

...where men are separated from the boys. With crowbars."

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks: just two more that Senator McLame wants to be offerin' citizenship to - please to be movin' along...

prince of leaves said...

Due to the strike, "Heroes" characters Maya and Sylar had to be re-cast.

prince of leaves said...

Well, now I appreciate why public restrooms are installing "touchless" fixtures.

prince of leaves said...

A scene from David Lynch's predictably strange remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane".

prince of leaves said...

A scene from Ben Affleck's (left) and Matt Damon's (right) predictably insufferable remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane".

Army of Mom said...

Is it too soon?

Subby, your prom dates are here.

Rodney Dill said...

"You need knee pads? here use my Koran."

Gregory said...

Gary Coleman's new In-Laws.