Wholesome Cana from the Shoe Chick
1. Jenny wins for being the only one to correctly indicate John McCain's political leanings.
2. Jenny suddenly realized she had shaved the wrong pit.
3. And then they all cornered Screech in the restroom and it was the best episode of Saved by the Bell Evah!
4. Jenny subtly hints to her lesbian team-mates that she "plays for the other team."
5. Despite enormous peer pressure, Jenny chooses not to point and laugh at the girls who didn't make the squad.
Best of Double the U
Okay girls, the pool, I want you to point to the pool.
Best of attmay
Page 21 of "Not-So-Great Moments In Deodorant Advertising"
Best of Van Helsing
No, your other right.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"There wolf... There castle..."
Best of Jack Reacher
"We know you like McCain, Jenny, but enough already with the Maverick stuff."
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The Lubbock UFO Watchers Club was pleased with the success of its high school outreach.
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Jenny went on to become the dentist that doesn't recommend sugarless gum for their patients that chew gum.
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Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, and tree fitty...
Best of curly
20:1…Sounds like the Obama vs. Hillary stats in another primary.
Best of mklasing
Despite the promises of the Act, Jenny could no longer hide that she had in fact been "left behind."
Best of GregMan
And now, another exciting game of, "Spot The Blonde!"
Best of ShoeChick
I'M IN UR SKOOLS TEECHING YUR KIDZ DIREKSHUNS.