Saturday, February 23, 2008

That's Not Right

Wholesome Cana from the Shoe Chick


1. Jenny wins for being the only one to correctly indicate John McCain's political leanings.

2. Jenny suddenly realized she had shaved the wrong pit.

3. And then they all cornered Screech in the restroom and it was the best episode of Saved by the Bell Evah!

4. Jenny subtly hints to her lesbian team-mates that she "plays for the other team."

5. Despite enormous peer pressure, Jenny chooses not to point and laugh at the girls who didn't make the squad.

Best of Double the U
Okay girls, the pool, I want you to point to the pool.

Best of attmay
Page 21 of "Not-So-Great Moments In Deodorant Advertising"

Best of Van Helsing
No, your other right.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"There wolf... There castle..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"We know you like McCain, Jenny, but enough already with the Maverick stuff."

Best of There is no Dana Only Zuul
The Lubbock UFO Watchers Club was pleased with the success of its high school outreach.

Best of Silhouette
Jenny went on to become the dentist that doesn't recommend sugarless gum for their patients that chew gum.

Best of Submariner
Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, and tree fitty...

Best of curly
20:1…Sounds like the Obama vs. Hillary stats in another primary.

Best of mklasing
Despite the promises of the Act, Jenny could no longer hide that she had in fact been "left behind."

Best of GregMan
And now, another exciting game of, "Spot The Blonde!"

Best of ShoeChick
I'M IN UR SKOOLS TEECHING YUR KIDZ DIREKSHUNS.

26 comments:

Double the U said...

Okay girls, the pool, I want you to point to the pool.

cj said...

Subby and SOTG instinctively search for the place on the page where they input their credit card number.

attmay said...

Page 21 of "Not-So-Great Moments In Deodorant Advertising"

Submariner said...

Look. In the sky! It's a bird.
It's a plane.
It's a frog!

Submariner said...

While most of the team tracked the torso, Jenny preferred to monitor the handhold on the rings...

Van Helsing said...

No, your other right.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"There wolf... There castle..."

Jack Reacher said...

"We know you like McCain, Jenny, but enough already with the Maverick stuff."

Jack Reacher said...

Dealey Plaza, November 1963, and the track team photo that launched a thousand conspiracy-theory books and one really bad Oliver Stone movie.

Anonymous said...

The Lubbock UFO Watchers Club was pleased with the success of its high school outreach.

-- Dana

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Can you pick out the Kucynich backer?

Silhouette said...

Jenny went on to become the dentist that doesn't recommend sugarless gum for their patients that chew gum.

Athenawise said...

Iran, Iran, Iran, Iraq.

Submariner said...

Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, and three fifty...

curly said...

20:1…Sounds like the Obama vs. Hillary stats in another primary.

curly said...

“Achmed, the first group of your 72 virgins just arrived in paradise: twenty who can point towards Mecca without missing a stroke and one infidel wench who knows where you pick up some more Viagra.”

Anonymous said...

"No really! It came from that grassy knoll!"

mklasing said...

Despite the promises of the Act, Jenny could no longer hide that she had in fact been "left behind."

GregMan said...

The Women's Dyslexic's Gymnastic Team wins the tournament and chants, "We're Number Eno!"

GregMan said...

There's always gotta be one libertarian in the bunch.

GregMan said...

And now, another exciting game of, "Spot The Blonde!"

GregMan said...

It's not her fault. Someone told her about Ron Paul and she hasn't been the same since.

GregMan said...

"!thgir ym ot gnitniop MA I tuB"

ShoeChick said...

I'M IN UR SKOOLS TEECHING YUR KIDZ DIREKSHUNS.

ShoeChick said...

Excuse me, Miss Thing, but there is no place on a dance squad for that kind of individual thinking. Get your gear and hit the road!

Adjustah said...

"Dinky dink, dinky dink, dinky dink, dinky dink, dinky dink, dinky dink, heeeeeey Macarena!"