Thursday, February 21, 2008
She Knows What She Is
1. Nice hood ornament. Or, should I say, ornaments.
2. The "Grille Buff" option is an extra $200, but definitely worth it.
3. You know you're old when you look at this picture and think about when a fill-up, and a hand-job, were both $20.
4. "Michael, I am detecting the presence of multiple STD's and at least one recent abortion." KITT is updated for the 21st century.
5. 'Ow to speak Awstralyun: "Speed Bump."
Breast of Son Of The Godfather
Hoshi wasn't sure why Captain Archer required her linguistic skills on this particular away mission.
Breast of Silhouette
Just moments before impact, they all heard, "Face it. I'm older and have more insurance."
Breast of Gagdad Bob
Now, that's my idea of parts and service.
Breast of curly
“The chrome on the bumper hitch is missing, and it’s covered with saliva!”
Breast of Jack Reacher
Despite its enchanting video, "Fun, Fun, Fun 'Till Her Pimp Takes the Hyundai Away" hit the charts at a disappointing 97, and tapered off from there.
Breast of Adjustah
As Britney slept in the back, Sean Preston inadvertently drove through another photo shoot...
Breast of Chrees
"This is your Action 5 traffic 'copter...At the intersection of Babe Blvd. and Cameltoe Drive there appears to be rubberneckers slowing down traffic..."
Breast of GregMan
Once the Archbishop of Canterbury thought a little about what we'd no longer have under sharia law, he changed his mind and said "Kill the f**kers!"
Breast of Rodney Dill
"Outta the way honey, gas is down to $2.78 a gallon at the Speedway, I'm outta here."