Thursday, February 21, 2008

She Knows What She Is


1. Nice hood ornament. Or, should I say, ornaments.

2. The "Grille Buff" option is an extra $200, but definitely worth it.

3. You know you're old when you look at this picture and think about when a fill-up, and a hand-job, were both $20.

4. "Michael, I am detecting the presence of multiple STD's and at least one recent abortion." KITT is updated for the 21st century.

5. 'Ow to speak Awstralyun: "Speed Bump."

Breast of Son Of The Godfather
Hoshi wasn't sure why Captain Archer required her linguistic skills on this particular away mission.

Breast of Silhouette
Just moments before impact, they all heard, "Face it. I'm older and have more insurance."

Breast of Gagdad Bob
Now, that's my idea of parts and service.

Breast of curly
“The chrome on the bumper hitch is missing, and it’s covered with saliva!”

Breast of Jack Reacher
Despite its enchanting video, "Fun, Fun, Fun 'Till Her Pimp Takes the Hyundai Away" hit the charts at a disappointing 97, and tapered off from there.

Breast of Adjustah
As Britney slept in the back, Sean Preston inadvertently drove through another photo shoot...

Breast of Chrees
"This is your Action 5 traffic 'copter...At the intersection of Babe Blvd. and Cameltoe Drive there appears to be rubberneckers slowing down traffic..."

Breast of GregMan
Once the Archbishop of Canterbury thought a little about what we'd no longer have under sharia law, he changed his mind and said "Kill the f**kers!"

Breast of Rodney Dill
"Outta the way honey, gas is down to $2.78 a gallon at the Speedway, I'm outta here."

35 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hoshi wasn't sure why Captain Archer required her linguistic skills on this particular away mission.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That car looks so clean you could eat off 'er.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That's "Babe"?!?
Now I know why Sonny Bono was into that song...

Gagdad Bob said...

I'm not a big fan of auto racing, but I do enjoy the Undie 500.

Silhouette said...

Just moments before impact, they all heard, "Face it. I'm older and have more insurance."

Gagdad Bob said...

Now, that's my idea of parts and service.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kinda from Whose Line Is It Anyway: Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend...

"If you pack it just right, you can get four guys in there."

"Why don't you take 'er for a spin, everyone else has."

"After fillin' her up, make sure to remove the nozzle."

"Thing purrs like a kitten when she really gets goin'"

"Let's see how many guys we can get in 'er trunk."

"If you've got the money, this sucker will take you 'round the world."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think I just clear-coated all over myself.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, where exactly do you keep your keys?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It has On-Star?... And are you 'Star'?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Be sure to check the fluids every once in awhile.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Introducing the new Mitsubishi Itchypussy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Subby, your prom date's..."
*BLAM!* *BLAM!*
"Hi, I'm Son of the Godfather. I'll be your prom date tonight."

curly said...

“The chrome on the bumper hitch is missing, and it’s covered with saliva!”

curly said...

“The chrome on the bumper hitch is missing, and it’s covered with saliva!”

curly said...

Oil change and lube job prices: the car = $50.00; you = $200.00.

curly said...

She’s a hybrid: likes men and women.

Jack Reacher said...

"It's got a maintenance-free front end, but go ahead and take a look anyway."

Jack Reacher said...

Is checking the lube fittings known as Zerking off? (Wow, what an obscure reference)

Jack Reacher said...

Despite its enchanting video, "Fun, Fun, Fun 'Till Her Pimp Takes the Hyundai Away" hit the charts at a disappointing 97, and tapered off from there.

Jack Reacher said...

I see the automotive lobbyist has arrived for her meeting with Senator McCain.

prince of leaves said...

What? You're all acting like you've never seen one of those Vulvos from Sweden...

Adjustah said...

As Britney slept in the back, Sean Preston inadvertently drove through another photo shoot...

Chrees said...

An extra set of highbeams...whadda'll they think of next?

Chrees said...

"This is your Action 5 traffic 'copter...At the intersection of Babe Blvd. and Cameltoe Drive there appears to be rubberneckers slowing down traffic..."

GregMan said...

John Edwards cleans up pretty well, doesn't he?

GregMan said...

Shrillary said, "What a coincidence, I have this intern."

GregMan said...

Once the Archbishop of Canterbury thought a little about what we'd no longer have under sharia law, he changed his mind and said "Kill the f**kers!"

GregMan said...

Somehow, good fuel economy looks a whooole lot better to me now.

GregMan said...

John McCain's taste in lobbyists is definitely improving.

Rodney Dill said...

"Outta the way honey, gas is down to $2.78 a gallon at the Speedway, I'm outta here."

Submariner said...

I think I'm gonna like Tarantino's remake of the old Disney movie...

Sonny Bono said...

Giggidy, giggidy; I got that!

Submariner said...

Well, if you can't make the mpg limits, you gotta offer SOME kind of incentive...

(This works for me!)

Gagdad Bob said...

Are you sure this is the first time you've sat on a hot rod?