Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Remember the First Time You Saw a Boobie?



1. "So, guys, tell me more about this 'World of Warcraft' you enjoy so much."

2. "That's right, nerds. Vote for Ron Paul and you'll be seeing boobies on network TV in Prime Time."

3. "So, the guy behind me taking the picture of you guys taking a picture of my boobies: homo, retard, or evangelical?"

4. "The way I figgers it, the left one must be named 'Golden' and the right one 'Casino.'"

5. Gina had never heard of 'Facebook,' let alone the Internets, and had to settle for showing off her breasts five guys at a time.


Very Brady Best of GregMan
Still smarting from that PMSNBC remark, Chelsea nevertheless continued to campaign on her mother's behalf.

Best of GregMan
How Nature says, "I'm drunk off my a$$".

Best of Jack Reacher
IM IN UR QWARTER, STEELING UR BEEDS.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Army of Mom, NOOOO! You're a MOM for crisakes!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
So that's what happened to Corey Haim.

Best of mklasing
The cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gets a rare opportunity to view the female body.

Best of Capt. Queeg
Something tells me the guy on the left's had some practice using electronics with one hand...

Best of sonicfrog
Despite the occasional gawker, Kuato, for obvious reasons, is quite happy with his new home.

Best of Army of Mom
Mom?

Best of prince of leaves
Drunk, pervert, loser, and dweeb -- this Bourbon Street boobswarm covers all the bases.

Best of Cybrludite
Mardi Gras '06: Thanks! FEMA will bring you your beads in 6 to 8 weeks.

49 comments:

GregMan said...

"I just did this, and Shrillary said 'You're hired!'"

GregMan said...

"Why do I always have to be 'skins'"?

GregMan said...

"Now, none of these pictures are going to show up on the Internet, right?"

GregMan said...

How Nature says, "I'm drunk off my a$$".

GregMan said...

Sure, make fun of a bunch of dorks who still live in their mother's basements and haven't gotten any closer to a real live women than www.boobies.com. Read their story. Edmasturbate yourselves. Morons.

GregMan said...

Still smarting from that PMSNBC remark, Chelsea nevertheless continued to campaign on her mother's behalf.

Jack Reacher said...

IM IN UR QWARTER, STEELING UR BEEDS.

Jack Reacher said...

(To the guy on the left) "Well, that sure is a little one. I'm sure it works fine. Huh? I was talking about your CAMERA!"

Army of Mom said...

Now, what are those things called again? I've never seen any up close before.

lawhawk said...

This is what the boobus louisianus looks like in its native habitat of New Orleans.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In emergencies, FEMA suspends some of its recruiting criteria.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Could you play with the left one, sweety?... It looks like the turkey's only half done..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, ma'am, I guess it depends on what your definition of virgin is..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Army of Mom, NOOOO! You're a MOM for crisakes!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Cool! Now we can Photoshop Laura Croft's face in there, and we're golden!"

GregMan said...
Still smarting from that PMSNBC remark, Chelsea nevertheless continued to campaign on her mother's behalf.


Excellent.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You're kind of lopsided... It's kinda like looking at a cross-eyed torso..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

So that's what happened to Corey Haim.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The only state where you can win delegates with beads.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Road trip to New Orleans... $75
Smart card for your digital camera... $100
Spanking material for a year... Priceless

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who hasn't ever succumbed to mammary hypnosis?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This thing?... About 7.2 Mega-nipples... err... pixels."

mklasing said...

The cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gets a rare opportunity to view the female body.

mklasing said...

And now the explanation of where the "kitty-titty" photo came from on V the K.

divine miss m said...

"Et zees are my friends, Nanette et Jou-jou. Say 'allo, Nanette."

Army of Mom said...

SOTG - in your wildest dreams.

"Army of Mom, NOOOO! You're a MOM for crisakes!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

GOT MILF?

Army of Mom said...
SOTG - in your wildest dreams.


No, my wildest dreams include Helen Thomas, assless chaps, and a spatula... and they never and well. heh

Son Of The Godfather said...

New Orleans' most aggressive photographers, the niparazzi.

Capt. Queeg said...

Something tells me the guy on the left's had some practice using electronics with one hand...

jeff said...

"Do you like how my kitten cuddles up to me?"

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Despite the occasional gawker, Kuato, for obvious reasons, is quite happy with his new home.

Army of Mom said...

*off camera*

You think that's a rack? You guys ain't seen nothing yet? This is a rack!

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Only mine are bigger.

Army of Mom said...

Wow, she's got a third nipple, just like Chandler!

Army of Mom said...

Mom?

Army of Mom said...

The third movie in the National Treasure series lacked imagination and budget.

Army of Mom said...

The "Moms Gone Wild" video series didn't enjoy the same success as "Girls Gone Wild."

Army of Mom said...

Wow. Notice how most of the cameras are aimed low? Her tits must be hanging down to her knees.

Army of Mom said...

Goofus aimed the camera at her face. Gallant offered to help her scoop 'em back into her bra.

prince of leaves said...

Drunk, pervert, loser, and dweeb -- this Bourbon Street boobswarm covers all the bases.

prince of leaves said...

The local guys looking on in the background didn't have the heart to tell the tourist boys that they were at the wrong end of Bourbon Street...or that Chrissy here was actually a tranny.

Jay Guevara said...

Goofus suddenly realizes the etymology of "titillating."

trigger girlie said...

all the beads around the photographers' necks were left by Sully for flashing their moobs.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Jimmy Swaggart? That you?"

Submariner said...

Uh, anybody got a macro close-up setting?

Submariner said...

They're hurricanes, idiot - not "titteh twisters."

Submariner said...

Mom?

Submariner said...

Uh; no, Phyllis - getto fashion is sagging "britches..."

Cybrludite said...

Mardi Gras '06: Thanks! FEMA will bring you your beads in 6 to 8 weeks.