1. "So, guys, tell me more about this 'World of Warcraft' you enjoy so much."
2. "That's right, nerds. Vote for Ron Paul and you'll be seeing boobies on network TV in Prime Time."
3. "So, the guy behind me taking the picture of you guys taking a picture of my boobies: homo, retard, or evangelical?"
4. "The way I figgers it, the left one must be named 'Golden' and the right one 'Casino.'"
5. Gina had never heard of 'Facebook,' let alone the Internets, and had to settle for showing off her breasts five guys at a time.
Very Brady Best of GregMan
Still smarting from that PMSNBC remark, Chelsea nevertheless continued to campaign on her mother's behalf.
Best of GregMan
How Nature says, "I'm drunk off my a$$".
Best of Jack Reacher
IM IN UR QWARTER, STEELING UR BEEDS.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Army of Mom, NOOOO! You're a MOM for crisakes!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
So that's what happened to Corey Haim.
Best of mklasing
The cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gets a rare opportunity to view the female body.
Best of Capt. Queeg
Something tells me the guy on the left's had some practice using electronics with one hand...
Best of sonicfrog
Despite the occasional gawker, Kuato, for obvious reasons, is quite happy with his new home.
Best of Army of Mom
Mom?
Best of prince of leaves
Drunk, pervert, loser, and dweeb -- this Bourbon Street boobswarm covers all the bases.
Best of Cybrludite
Mardi Gras '06: Thanks! FEMA will bring you your beads in 6 to 8 weeks.
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"I just did this, and Shrillary said 'You're hired!'"
"Why do I always have to be 'skins'"?
"Now, none of these pictures are going to show up on the Internet, right?"
How Nature says, "I'm drunk off my a$$".
Sure, make fun of a bunch of dorks who still live in their mother's basements and haven't gotten any closer to a real live women than www.boobies.com. Read their story. Edmasturbate yourselves. Morons.
Still smarting from that PMSNBC remark, Chelsea nevertheless continued to campaign on her mother's behalf.
IM IN UR QWARTER, STEELING UR BEEDS.
(To the guy on the left) "Well, that sure is a little one. I'm sure it works fine. Huh? I was talking about your CAMERA!"
Now, what are those things called again? I've never seen any up close before.
This is what the boobus louisianus looks like in its native habitat of New Orleans.
In emergencies, FEMA suspends some of its recruiting criteria.
"Could you play with the left one, sweety?... It looks like the turkey's only half done..."
"Well, ma'am, I guess it depends on what your definition of virgin is..."
"Army of Mom, NOOOO! You're a MOM for crisakes!"
"Cool! Now we can Photoshop Laura Croft's face in there, and we're golden!"
GregMan said...
Still smarting from that PMSNBC remark, Chelsea nevertheless continued to campaign on her mother's behalf.
Excellent.
"You're kind of lopsided... It's kinda like looking at a cross-eyed torso..."
So that's what happened to Corey Haim.
The only state where you can win delegates with beads.
Road trip to New Orleans... $75
Smart card for your digital camera... $100
Spanking material for a year... Priceless
Who hasn't ever succumbed to mammary hypnosis?
"This thing?... About 7.2 Mega-nipples... err... pixels."
The cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gets a rare opportunity to view the female body.
And now the explanation of where the "kitty-titty" photo came from on V the K.
"Et zees are my friends, Nanette et Jou-jou. Say 'allo, Nanette."
SOTG - in your wildest dreams.
"Army of Mom, NOOOO! You're a MOM for crisakes!"
GOT MILF?
Army of Mom said...
SOTG - in your wildest dreams.
No, my wildest dreams include Helen Thomas, assless chaps, and a spatula... and they never and well. heh
New Orleans' most aggressive photographers, the niparazzi.
Something tells me the guy on the left's had some practice using electronics with one hand...
"Do you like how my kitten cuddles up to me?"
Despite the occasional gawker, Kuato, for obvious reasons, is quite happy with his new home.
*off camera*
You think that's a rack? You guys ain't seen nothing yet? This is a rack!
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Only mine are bigger.
Wow, she's got a third nipple, just like Chandler!
Mom?
The third movie in the National Treasure series lacked imagination and budget.
The "Moms Gone Wild" video series didn't enjoy the same success as "Girls Gone Wild."
Wow. Notice how most of the cameras are aimed low? Her tits must be hanging down to her knees.
Goofus aimed the camera at her face. Gallant offered to help her scoop 'em back into her bra.
Drunk, pervert, loser, and dweeb -- this Bourbon Street boobswarm covers all the bases.
The local guys looking on in the background didn't have the heart to tell the tourist boys that they were at the wrong end of Bourbon Street...or that Chrissy here was actually a tranny.
Goofus suddenly realizes the etymology of "titillating."
all the beads around the photographers' necks were left by Sully for flashing their moobs.
"Hey Jimmy Swaggart? That you?"
Uh, anybody got a macro close-up setting?
They're hurricanes, idiot - not "titteh twisters."
Mom?
Uh; no, Phyllis - getto fashion is sagging "britches..."
Mardi Gras '06: Thanks! FEMA will bring you your beads in 6 to 8 weeks.
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