Surprisingly, Not Timmeh!
1. This is the picture where Hillary found inspiration for her post-presidential career as Georgia O'Queef.
2. He's doing a caricature of John McCain. How M.C. Escher. A prick drawing a prick.
3. "Some southern chap named 'Edwards' on the phone. Says he owns the largest house east of the Mississippi River and wants to know if you could do a Sistine Chapel thing over the giraffe enclosure."
4. "Break out the viagra! I've just been commissioned to do 12,000 campaign posters for Ron Paul."
5. Why are the Berkeley police incapable of arresting the vandalism suspects? This is is their sketch artist.
Best of Whacko
A little dab'll do ya!
Best of Jack Reacher
Consult with an art critic if you experience a painting session lasting more than four hours.
Best of Gagdad Bob
Obviously influenced by the school of Old Dutch Masturbators.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Army of Mom, your prom date's been arrested again."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I'm losing a little inspiration here... Could you rub your nipples and try to look a little more 'two pictures ago'?"
Best of Rodney Dill
(OJA) Expose yourself to art
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"All you need is the desire to make beautiful things happen on canvas. With Bob's fantastic wet-on-wet technique(tm) and a little dedicated practice, masterpieces that you never dreamed possible will flow from your brush" --Bob Ross
Best of ochagirl
Meet Liberal Arts student, John Doe. When life gives you lemons, you paint portraits with your thingy.
Best of Gagdad Bob
Critics consider him a seminal artist.
Best of Van Helsing
These days you have to push tastelessness that extra mile to get an NEA grant.
Best of Submariner
Guess how he mixes his burnt umbar brown?
Best of prince of leaves
He was trying to imitate Diego Rivera, but ended up with a Dirty Sanchez.
58 comments:
A little dab'll do ya!
Seeing this makes me proud to be an American for the first time in my life.
Consult with an art critic if you experience a painting session lasting more than four hours.
Someone forgot to tell the NEA that Obama isn't president yet.
"The New York Times is on the phone. They're doing a story on an affair they say you had with a tube of red #5 back in 2001."
Obviously influenced by the school of Old Dutch Masturbators.
...and now my secret technique for "dotting the eye..."
Yabba - Dab'll - Do - Ya!
That portrait he's doing?... spot on.
"Paintin's the easy part... It's the signature that's a bitch..."
--Mr.Mxtepholqqynujfrsdsaopicopolis
Artist
Looks like she'll have an original PickAssNo.
Van Gough Away
"Do you mind if I depict you in a yellow dress?... Maybe with some pearls?"
Frack, Subby, if you needed some dough, I'd loan it to ya!
"For an extra 5 bucks, I'll give it the glossy finish..."
"Mommy, why does your painting smell like bad cottage cheese and asparagus?"
VW = "mcliit" (I swear!)... I thought McDonald's discontinued those?
The original sign said "HAVE YOUR FACE PAINTED"?!?
Nothing says "personolized" quite like a portrait with traces of pubic hair.
"I'll throw in some crabs at noextra charge... Think of it as sort of a 'living portrait'."
"Army of Mom, your prom date's been arrested again."
I suspect when he pees, it looks pretty much like a "United Colors of Benetton" ad.
Ironically, his boyfriend is named "Canvas".
Slash! NOOOOOOOOO!
"I'm losing a little inspiration here... Could you rub your nipples and try to look a little more 'two pictures ago'?"
I think he got paid for twirling his dick on a palette WAY before this.
It's a pretty short step from Renoir to Ben Wa.
Lady thought bubble:
"Well, there ain't no lead in that paint."
(OJA)
Expose yourself to art
San Francisco Police Department indentikit drawer
This just in: PBS hires replacement for "Joy of Painting" artist Bob Ross...
"All you need is the desire to make beautiful things happen on canvas. With Bob's fantastic wet-on-wet techique(tm) and a little dedicated practice, masterpieces that you never dreamed possible will flow from your brush"
--Bob Ross
(Crap. If you use the quote from the Bob Ross website, can you add an "n" to "technique" for me? --Thanks, Uchuck)
The unfortunate consequence of parents not talking to their son about "the birds and the bees" and everything that applied.
Meet Liberal Arts student, John Doe. When life gives you lemons, you paint portraits with your thingy.
Good thing he's wearing those armwarmers, or else he'd catch a terrible chill.
Smaller size translates into greater accuracy.
CapThis transitioned to a hard-core pron site so gradually few regulars even noticed.
Critics consider him a seminal artist.
although his career has had many ups and downs....
He's most often compared to Picasso during his little known pubist period...
These days you have to push tastelessness that extra mile to get an NEA grant.
Sully dropped two quarters on the palette and claimed "Next!"
But I thought the Mad Hatter was only into Tea Parties?
Guess how he mixes his burnt umbar brown?
Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just a man removin' his used Oops I Crapped My Pants™ brand diaper. Please to be movin' along...
Gagdad Bob said...
Critics consider him a seminal artist.
Oh, snap! Excellent.
Did Inflated Scrotum Guy apply the basic facial shape coat? I'm just askin'...
Edith was thrilled with her original Jackson Bollock...
He was trying to imitate Diego Rivera, but ended up with a Dirty Sanchez.
Is it just me or does her portrait look like a bit like the alien from Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
New Guiness beer commercial:
Rubbing one out in public AND getting paid to do it? BRILLIANT!
For years, Dan couldn't get women to even look at his dick. now they're paying him to play with it and then give them the results.
He signs the art: Rosie Palms.
You can tell when he is finished, he gives a little moan, Lisa.
All female caricatures have a pearl necklace.
"I may not know art, but I know what I like!" Sully said appreciatively...
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