Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Pimped Out



1. Two words, Chels: Dandruff. Shampoo.

2. Two people who won't be voting for Maverick come November

3. "And then John Edwards said he wanted to get into my mom's pants, but they were at least three sizes too big for him..." Chelsea recalls the 2004 DNC convention.

4. "So, you're one of my mom's 'friends.' Nice Harley."

5. "I don't see what's so great about Michelle Obama," Chelsea huffed. "I've never been proud of my country!"

Best of Double the U
This is what happens when you let Chelsea do the pimping.

Best of Submariner
Tonight on a very special "Pimp My Ride;" Chelsea Clinton.

Best of curly
Chelsea will never know what it’s like to be pimped until she’s been pimped out by Bush’s Death Pimps.

Best of Jack Reacher
John Edwards said "I can't believe I'm losing to someone who campaigns with split ends."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Chelsea was hoping that animosity towards her mother was all just a bad deram.

18 comments:

duke of red said...

Admit it. You'd love to grudge f%&$ Chelsea.

Double the U said...

This is what happens when you let Chelsea do the pimping.

The Man said...

Is it Thursday already....

Submariner said...

Tonight on a very special "Pimp My Ride;" Chelsea Clinton.

Submariner said...

whoa, Whoa, WHOA!
I get my jollies ABOVE the waste, Sunshine...

Submariner said...

This one time at Band Camp David?

curly said...

Chelsea will never know what it’s like to be pimped until she’s been pimped out by Bush’s Death Pimps.

Jack Reacher said...

Chelsea was brought out to stimulate the base and, judging by the expression seen here, it's working.

Jack Reacher said...

John Edwards said "I can't believe I'm losing to someone who campaigns with split ends."

Jack Reacher said...

Gallant said "Admit it, Goofus; even you wouldn't **** that." Goofus began to protest, then said "You're right, man."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Chelsea was hoping that animosity towards her mother was all just a bad deram.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Obama's got a winner if he superimposes this picture with the one of little Pedro two pics down.

mklasing said...

After a night of binge drinking at Napoleon's Bar, Chelsea unwittingly lands in the arms of Pedro's ex-wife.

duke of red said...

What with all the pics of Chelsea as of late, I ...... I think I'm starting to get a crush.... HELP!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Son Of The Godfather said...

For his heresy, Duke of Red has been demoted to Count of Magenta.

mklasing said...

True--if he gets one step worse it will be Jack of Pink.

Adjustah said...

Looking at these two, Dra'em and De'ram knew that they might finally get a little action...

Submariner said...

Two steps worse and he's the Knave of Rose...