Wednesday, February 20, 2008
1. Two words, Chels: Dandruff. Shampoo.
2. Two people who won't be voting for Maverick come November
3. "And then John Edwards said he wanted to get into my mom's pants, but they were at least three sizes too big for him..." Chelsea recalls the 2004 DNC convention.
4. "So, you're one of my mom's 'friends.' Nice Harley."
5. "I don't see what's so great about Michelle Obama," Chelsea huffed. "I've never been proud of my country!"
Best of Double the U
This is what happens when you let Chelsea do the pimping.
Best of Submariner
Tonight on a very special "Pimp My Ride;" Chelsea Clinton.
Best of curly
Chelsea will never know what it’s like to be pimped until she’s been pimped out by Bush’s Death Pimps.
Best of Jack Reacher
John Edwards said "I can't believe I'm losing to someone who campaigns with split ends."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Chelsea was hoping that animosity towards her mother was all just a bad deram.