Thursday, February 14, 2008

Oh, And Happy Valentine's Day


1. "Code Pink rejected me for being too readily identifiable as female."

2. "Prom is such a bore. Let's just stay home and make amateur internet pr0n movies." SOTG meets his dream girl.

3. "These clothes are so confining. Got any lettuce?"

4. This is what the fat stinky kid from Berkeley fantasizes about, but frankly, he'll never fit his ass into those pink panties.

5. "Yes, I have only three finger on my right hand. My question is, why do you care?"

Breast of Son Of The Godfather
To quote the awesomely under-appreciated Partridge Family... "I think I love you".

Breast of Army of Mom
The outfit looks better on her than it did the hairy French Squiggy.

Breast of Submariner
I wonder if she'd like to trade the feather for a pearl or two?

Breast of Jack Reacher
That outfit's okay, but I prefer something sexy...

Breast of prince of leaves
The only thing that could make this scene sexier is a chilled bottle of Tattinger and a fully-loaded AR-15.

Breast of divine miss m
"I'll be over at 7 with a delightfully cheeky Bordeaux."

25 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Wanted to read through V's caps, but #2 transported me to my "happy place".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Take the last three letters in "Army of Mom", turn them upside down, and you have the title of this picture.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pink leather... is that a song by Spinal Tap?

Son Of The Godfather said...

She even has her own feather... To quote the awesomely under-appreciated Partridge Family... "I think I love you".

curly said...

TGIT

Steve O said...

"Hello miss would you like to--?"

"--Yessss?"

(phphtt phphtt phphtt)

"Uh...never mind."

Army of Mom said...

The outfit looks better on her than it did the hairy French Squiggy.

Army of Mom said...

She's wearing her dream catcher in the wrong place; my guess is that Army of Dad's dream rests somewhere down lower.

Army of Mom said...

Gives a whole new meaning to Army of Dad's love for the pink parts.

Submariner said...

I wonder if she'd like to trade the feather for a pearl or two?

Army of Dad said...

She could be a real feather in my cap.

curly said...

And all this time I thought the Purple Triangle was a support group for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgenders.

Jack Reacher said...

That outfit's okay, but I prefer something sexy...

prince of leaves said...

"(pout) Gosh, Prince honey, I was hoping for something a little...mmm...smaller..."

prince of leaves said...

"Perfect," purred Hillary. "Do we have enough money left in the warchest to rent one of these fembots for every straight male and lesbian superdelegate?"

prince of leaves said...

Hot babe. Skimpy outfit. Bear rug. The only thing that could make this scene sexier is a chilled bottle of Tattinger and a fully-loaded AR-15.

GOP & College said...

1) Who is that and how can my hand be in those bottoms?

2) (I used this the other night when me and some friends were eating wings, hehe) "Guy's, official. I'm gonna take her to the colset and make her a mommy."

3) Fur? What fur? You mean the on under those bottoms?

Capt. Queeg said...

"No, my headlights aren't on. It's just the seam in the cups, but you're going to click my picture anyway, aren't you?"

duke of red said...

"Wow, duke of red, you've gotten 2 'Very Brady Best ofs' this week. I am your prize. Do with me as you will."

duke of red said...

"I'm so hot, you'd peck the corn out of my MOM'S $h!t?!?! Now, that's just gross!!!"

mklasing said...

Nice Feather!

curly said...

“Yes Alex. I’ll take ‘Triangulation Masturbation’ for $200 please.”

Submariner said...

Let's play "Pocohontas."

Submariner said...

No, I really DID say "Tickle yer @ss with a feather?"

divine miss m said...

"I'll be over at 7 with a delightfully cheeky Bordeaux."