Thursday, February 14, 2008
Oh, And Happy Valentine's Day
1. "Code Pink rejected me for being too readily identifiable as female."
2. "Prom is such a bore. Let's just stay home and make amateur internet pr0n movies." SOTG meets his dream girl.
3. "These clothes are so confining. Got any lettuce?"
4. This is what the fat stinky kid from Berkeley fantasizes about, but frankly, he'll never fit his ass into those pink panties.
5. "Yes, I have only three finger on my right hand. My question is, why do you care?"
Breast of Son Of The Godfather
To quote the awesomely under-appreciated Partridge Family... "I think I love you".
Breast of Army of Mom
The outfit looks better on her than it did the hairy French Squiggy.
Breast of Submariner
I wonder if she'd like to trade the feather for a pearl or two?
Breast of Jack Reacher
That outfit's okay, but I prefer something sexy...
Breast of prince of leaves
The only thing that could make this scene sexier is a chilled bottle of Tattinger and a fully-loaded AR-15.
Breast of divine miss m
"I'll be over at 7 with a delightfully cheeky Bordeaux."