1. "Code Pink rejected me for being too readily identifiable as female."
2. "Prom is such a bore. Let's just stay home and make amateur internet pr0n movies." SOTG meets his dream girl.
3. "These clothes are so confining. Got any lettuce?"
4. This is what the fat stinky kid from Berkeley fantasizes about, but frankly, he'll never fit his ass into those pink panties.
5. "Yes, I have only three finger on my right hand. My question is, why do you care?"
Breast of Son Of The Godfather
To quote the awesomely under-appreciated Partridge Family... "I think I love you".
Breast of Army of Mom
The outfit looks better on her than it did the hairy French Squiggy.
Breast of Submariner
I wonder if she'd like to trade the feather for a pearl or two?
Breast of Jack Reacher
That outfit's okay, but I prefer something sexy...
Breast of prince of leaves
The only thing that could make this scene sexier is a chilled bottle of Tattinger and a fully-loaded AR-15.
Breast of divine miss m
"I'll be over at 7 with a delightfully cheeky Bordeaux."
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Wanted to read through V's caps, but #2 transported me to my "happy place".
Take the last three letters in "Army of Mom", turn them upside down, and you have the title of this picture.
Pink leather... is that a song by Spinal Tap?
She even has her own feather... To quote the awesomely under-appreciated Partridge Family... "I think I love you".
TGIT
"Hello miss would you like to--?"
"--Yessss?"
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"Uh...never mind."
The outfit looks better on her than it did the hairy French Squiggy.
She's wearing her dream catcher in the wrong place; my guess is that Army of Dad's dream rests somewhere down lower.
Gives a whole new meaning to Army of Dad's love for the pink parts.
I wonder if she'd like to trade the feather for a pearl or two?
She could be a real feather in my cap.
And all this time I thought the Purple Triangle was a support group for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgenders.
That outfit's okay, but I prefer something sexy...
"(pout) Gosh, Prince honey, I was hoping for something a little...mmm...smaller..."
"Perfect," purred Hillary. "Do we have enough money left in the warchest to rent one of these fembots for every straight male and lesbian superdelegate?"
Hot babe. Skimpy outfit. Bear rug. The only thing that could make this scene sexier is a chilled bottle of Tattinger and a fully-loaded AR-15.
1) Who is that and how can my hand be in those bottoms?
2) (I used this the other night when me and some friends were eating wings, hehe) "Guy's, official. I'm gonna take her to the colset and make her a mommy."
3) Fur? What fur? You mean the on under those bottoms?
"No, my headlights aren't on. It's just the seam in the cups, but you're going to click my picture anyway, aren't you?"
"Wow, duke of red, you've gotten 2 'Very Brady Best ofs' this week. I am your prize. Do with me as you will."
"I'm so hot, you'd peck the corn out of my MOM'S $h!t?!?! Now, that's just gross!!!"
Nice Feather!
“Yes Alex. I’ll take ‘Triangulation Masturbation’ for $200 please.”
Let's play "Pocohontas."
No, I really DID say "Tickle yer @ss with a feather?"
"I'll be over at 7 with a delightfully cheeky Bordeaux."
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