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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Obama Nation
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The "DRAEM" or "DERAM" is that their children will win the upcoming spelling bee.
Best of Rodney Dill
They were just spelling using 'abonnicks.'
Best of The Man
Q: How do you know they were Obama fans?
A: They copied each other.
Best of curly
Who knew that the Word Verification scrambler was an Obama supporter?
Best of GregMan
STOG, yur prum dayt iz heer.
Best of ShoeChick
Deram was the record label that produced such artists as Bananarama, The Flower Pot Men, Iron Virgin and Beefcake. Nice to see that this guy is proud to have been a part of that moment in music history.
Best of Jack Reacher
Technology analysts report DRAM chip prices have fallen so far that they're often sold by street vendors, even those who can't spell DRAM.
Best of Silhouette
Worst. Anagrams. Ever.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
A "deram" is a wish your "haret" makes.
Best of divine miss m
I have a nightmaer.
Best of mklasing
"Here in Corpus Christi, Texas we see the results of 8 years of the lesser known No Chile Left Back fo Nuthin' Act."
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In Corpus Christi, loyal Kucinich supporters appeal to the rulers of planet Yendor who are known for their affinity of fried Draem and pickled Deram.
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"I dream of a world where a man is judged not by the color of his pens, but by the sequence of his characters."
Best of prince of leaves
Sweet derams til sun bemas find you
sweet draems that leave our worries behind you.
But in your derams
whatever they be
deram a little draem of me.
Best of prince of leaves
Oh great. Making fun of the dyslexic. Raed their stoyr. Educamate yoursleves. Monors.
Best of Mr. Right
Adraem and Aderam were later released unharmed.
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A show of strength by the "super delegates" in Corpus Christi.
The "DRAEM" or "DERAM" is that their children will win the upcoming spelling bee.
Actually, that's their kids' names. Dra'em and De'ram.
They were just spelling using 'abonnicks.'
Q: How do you know they were Obama fans?
A: They copied each other.
These two were inspired by Obama's call for change. They then asked for some spare change.
Mario an italian farmer, who's rams were stolen from his farm called C-SPAN and said "Tey have'a my rams"
Who knew that the Word Verification scrambler was an Obama supporter?
Now I understand why they chose February, the shortest month of the year, for Black History Month.
Ebonics: da utter dark speatch.
I cee Dawn stoppid at th Obmaa ralli on th wai to Olt Navee.
STOG, yur prum dayt iz heer.
Hiz draem iz too teech sppeling at Barak Hussayn Obmaha Junier Hiy Skool.
No wunder Michell Obama is'nt prowd of the U.S.
Another proud graduate of Berkeley Senior High. He can't spell, but at least he hates the Marines.
I have a deram...that one day...I will pass second grade spelling.
Deram was the record label that produced such artists as Bananarama, The Flower Pot Men, Iron Virgin and Beefcake. Nice to see that this guy is proud to have been a part of that moment in music history.
Technology analysts report DRAM chip prices have fallen so far that they're often sold by street vendors, even those who can't spell DRAM.
Worst. Anagrams. Ever.
Not as effective song titles:
Deram Weaver
DayDraem Believer
All I Have To Do Is Deram
Draem A Little Deram Of Me
The Man said...
Mario an italian farmer, who's rams were stolen from his farm called C-SPAN and said "Tey have'a my rams"
The Man, that was almost verbatim outta my head! Nice.
A "deram" is a wish your "haret" makes.
MLK: "Hey, St.Peter... is it possible to have a coronary up here?"
...but you don't have a dictionary.
Obama: A Socialist's wet deram
Other signs not pictured:
"We are for chnage!"
"Keep hpoe aliv!"
"Bush = Hilter!"
I have a nightmaer.
"Now Channel 3 takes you live to a protest at the Corpus Christi, Texas school for the gifted."
"Here in Corpus Christi, Texas we see the results of 8 years of the lesser known No Chile Left Back fo Nuthin' Act."
In Corpus Christi, loyal Kucinich supporters appeal to the rulers of planet Yendor who are known for their affinity of fried Draem and pickled Deram.
I see they didn't even attempt "content of their character."
The trillions spent on edumacation finally bares frute.
I have a dream! In this dream, I can spell!
And they, too, can vote. Spooky, isn't it?
Is that DERAM 512MB or 1GB?
For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of protesters because it feels like goofy misspellings are finally making a comeback.
"I dream of a world where a man is judged not by the color of his pens, but by the sequence of his characters."
Sweet derams til sun bemas find you
sweet draems that leave our worries behind you.
But in your derams
whatever they be
deram a little draem of me.
"Negotiators have so far been unable to defuse the standoff, with the protestors threatening to launch their Directed Energy Radiation Attack Missiles if their demands are not met..."
Oh great. Making fun of the dyslexic. Raed their stoyr. Educamate yoursleves. Monors.
prince of leaves said...
Oh great. Making fun of the dyslexic. Raed their stoyr. Educamate yoursleves. Monors.
Holy shit, that cracked me up!
prince of leaves said...
Oh great. Making fun of the dyslexic. Raed their stoyr. Educamate yoursleves. Monors.
Holy shit, that cracked me up!
WE CAN HAZ SPLEL CHEKCRE?
Dyslexics of the world untie!
Adraem and Aderam were later released unharmed.
Holy shit, that cracked me up!
Thanks. I've been cracking up at the random thought of "monors" all day.
Its an obamanation that wes doan git betta covahage fo ou-ah presidemential canadate!
No cap, but a great related story.
In late November 2000, Army of Dad and I were vacationing in Fort Lauderdale (in Broward County, Fla., - home of the hanging chads). It was at the time of all the recounts and protests, so we decided to spend a day at the courthouse checking things out. We had such a great time. The Dems had effed up spelling then, too, which gave the Republican folks big laughs. We still have our Sore Loserman yard sign that we got while at the protests. Great, great fun was had by all.
No one was allowed into the courthouse. But, I managed to get in. I still have the daily news reporter in me!!! I thought about sneaking around in there, but didn't want AoD to worry about me being gone so long. So, I was a good girl and went back to giving shit to the Dems with their poor spelling.
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