Monday, February 25, 2008

Never Having to Say Your Sari



1. "Laura, I've converted to Islam. Meet your new co-wives."

2. ORA: The little bushman was eventually able to swap the Coke bottle for three comely maidens from a neighboring tribe.

3. "One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just isn't the same..."

4. "No more wishes? But I thought you were a 'Magic' Negro?"

5. Bosley had mixed feelings about Charlie's Affirmative Action program.

6. The Thriller 25 Year Anniversary Tour starkly revealed the ravages of Michael Jackson's plastic surgery and skin beaching.

7. Ironically, when Bush and his new Secret Service detail stopped off at Target, store security tailed them the entire trip.

8. "We love you, W." "Shut up, baby, I know it."

9. "OK, Shenene, Latrina, Velvita... let's do this thang before my laxative kicks in...."

10. November 5, 2007: President George W. Bush celebrates his 30th wedding anniversary at 'Hot Chocolate' in Houston, TX. Not pictured, Mrs. Bush.

Best of Submariner
They's takin' me shoppin' over ta Old Navy, Laura. Don't wait up...

Best of metalgarth
Every so often, classic soul acts go out on tour without any of the original members because unscruplous business managers control rights to the catalog of music and the band name. It happened to the Temptations, the Four Tops and now ... Glaydis Knight and the Pips.

Best of GregMan
"Livonia sure has changed since the last time I campaigned here."

Best of curly
“This ground up rhino horn sh1t really works!”

Best of curly
While Barack was having his deram, Bush was working on his harem.

Best of Chrees
"Huh, I thought the Ethimopians would be all sad-like..."

Best of Jack Reacher
I dunno, looks like the cover of a particularly funky JC Penney catalog, if you ask me.

Best of Army of Mom
Check out the tans Laura, Jenna and Barbara got while in Africa.

Best of Submariner
Shenene, Latrina, Velvita were not happy when daddy wouldn't let them keep the new chimp...

Best of ochagirl
I, for one, welcome our sexy obsidian-skinned leaders.

37 comments:

Submariner said...

Extremely happy with W's surprise endorsement, Barak sent over a generous thank you gift.

Submariner said...

They's takin' me shoppin' over ta Old Navy, Laura. Don't wait up...

The Man said...

George Bush does care about black people? That's the last time I get my political beliefs from Kayne West!

metalgarth said...

Every so often classic soul acts go out on tour without any of the original members because unscruplous business managers control rights to the catalog of music and the band name. It happened to the Temptations, the Four Tops and now its happened to Glaydis Knight and the Pips.

Anonymous said...

Those aren't saris.

GregMan said...

"Who's sari now?"

GregMan said...

"I'm sari, so sari...."

GregMan said...

Man, Gladys Knight has really let herself go.

GregMan said...

"Livonia sure has changed since the last time I campaigned here."

GregMan said...

"Laura, they followed me home. Can I keep them?"

curly said...

Bush flied, people died.

curly said...

“This ground up rhino horn shit really works!”

curly said...

Bush discovers the Religion of Piece of Ass.

curly said...

While Barack was having his deram, Bush was working on his harem.

Whacko said...

Alamand right and do-si-do!

Chrees said...

"Huh, I thought the Ethimopians would be all sad-like..."

Adjustah said...

Now wait, wait just a minute; I've seen this one, this is the one where Tasha Yar fights one of you to the death over me, am I right?

Jack Reacher said...

I dunno, looks like the cover of a JC Penney catalog, if you ask me.

mklasing said...

2009: Bored with extra time, Bush tries acting in the remake of the hit TV series, "Tony Orlando and Dawn"

mklasing said...

"Hell, I told these girls that wearing white in the cold would by a bad stategery"

Army of Mom said...

Check out the tans Laura, Jenna and Barbara got while in Africa.

Army of Mom said...

W thought cloud: I thought they said these people didn't get quality health care. Check it out: head gear. They've got the straightest teeth I've ever seen!

Army of Mom said...

W: I've always been a big fan of Salt, Pepa and Spindarella. Can ya'll do that 'Push it' song for me again?

Army of Mom said...

W: Would you like some special sauce for your chocolate city?

Army of Mom said...

Ladies, wanna see my shrub grow?

Army of Mom said...

W: I say we make a damn fine Oreo!

Army of Mom said...

W: Once you go black, you never go back.

Army of Mom said...

Three is a magic number. Yes it is. It's a magic number.

Army of Mom said...

Didn't I see you ladies sunbathing on a boat one post?

Army of Mom said...

Is that a pearl necklace that you're wearing? No? Would you like one?

Army of Mom said...

You Katrina refugees clean up real good. I can see why Mayor Nagin wants a Chocolate City. Can I have mine with whipped cream? I can provide that.

ochagirl said...

One country's trash is another country's treasure. Bush single-handedly saves Africa, winning admiration from African women across the continent.

*Person note: I never wanna see those women nekkid. They are just drop-dead gorgeous as they are.

ochagirl said...

I'll give you three good reasons why Africa needs to be rescued; in fact . . . they're following GW now!

Submariner said...

C'mon, Laura; they invited us over fer a "long pig" pickin'...

Submariner said...

Shenene, Latrina, Velvita were not happy when daddy wouldn't let them keep the new chimp...

Submariner said...

While Paula gave them a glowing endorsement, Simon was apalled that any of the four even sang in the shower.

ochagirl said...

I, for one, welcome our sexy obsidian-skinned leaders.