Thursday, February 14, 2008

Lettuce Pray


1. 'Ow to speak Awstralyun: "Salad Bar."

2. "Senator Clinton, your vegan box lunch has arrived."

3. "Do you think the fat stinky kid with the megaphone will really be back to pick us up later."

4. "Americans wouldn't pick lettuce if you paid them $50 an hour." John McCain is a big frakkin' idiot.

5. The USDA reminds you to eat five servings of fruits and vegetables every day.

Breast of lawhawk
Does that count as one serving or two? Portion control, people. It's all about portion control.

Beast of Jack Reacher
Gallant just stared, and Goofus told him "Come back in an hour. I'll handle this."

Breast of Capt. Queeg
"With your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing...Oh, I see you brought your own."

Breast of Son Of The Godfather
Apple pies

Breast of Chrees
Finally, a Breast Not Bombs member I can get behind...

Breast of Son Of The Godfather
"herbiwhores"

Breast of Army of Mom
Betty, do you ever get that no so fresh feeling?

Breast of jeff
A Dame and Eve...

Breast of Submariner
Well toss my salad!

Beast of ochagirl
Left redhead: I CAN HAS ORGANIK AHPLE?
Right redhead: NO! DUN B STEALIN MAH AHPLE.

Breast of mklasing
Although not as widely distributed, Anne Geddes sister, Misty Geddes has a very popular photography book of her own.

63 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

"Let them touch those things for once!"

lawhawk said...

Does that count as one serving or two?

Portion control, people. It's all about portion control.

Jack Reacher said...

I'll take mine without dressing, thanks.

Jack Reacher said...

Our bodies symbolize the open U.S. borders, and these tiny leaves of lettuce represent the patchy, incomplete border fence.

Jack Reacher said...

Gallant just stared, and Goofus told him "Come back in an hour. I'll handle this."

Capt. Queeg said...

Let me be the first to supply the meat and two vegetable to complete this balanced meal.

Submariner said...

SOTG? Our prom meals are here...

Submariner said...

The only problem with eating Asian is you're hungry for more in just an hour...

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was horrified; "You CAN'T wear green leafies until AFTER Easter!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Showtime presents: Biblical Confessions: The Book of Genesis

May include blasphemy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think the apple cartel has scored a "win" with their new advertising campaign.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Army of Dad: "Who the hell keeps password-protecting the laptop every Thurday?!?..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Please people... NO reference to salad dressing... Let's show a little class...
Oooops! Mr. Jack Reacher, you'll be staying after class for your caption.

Capt. Queeg said...

"With your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing...Oh, I see you brought your own."

Ok, I'm done.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The only thing spoiling this picture is the appearance that one of their laxatives finally kicked in.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Apple pies

Capt. Queeg - detention!:)

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this picture:
"The good ghey"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"How do you like them apples?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

You know the saying... "An apple a day, flush the Kleenex away!"

Chrees said...

Title: The Garden of Eatin'

Chrees said...

Finally, a Breast Not Bombs member I can get behind...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think I'll name a character in my book "Lucky Garnish".

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Now, where is the extra girl to go with it?

*I'd say 'keep it down, boys' but I know the concept is beyond you.*

Army of Mom said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Army of Dad.

I know how you like your salads.

Army of Mom said...

I've never been a big salad fan, but perhaps this may change my mind.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Isaac Newton, you ol' tookie hound!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subby: "SOTG... I gave our teachers an apple."
SOTG: "Cool... I just slipped 'em a banana."

Army of Mom said...

I have a friend who says "Red on the head, better in bed." Army of Dad, wanna test out that theory and let the rest of us know?

Army of Mom said...

Now THAT is a diet I can stick with.

Army of Mom said...

Isn't someone going to make some snarky comment about lettuce not being a complementary dish with fish?

Come on ... something sick about tartar sauce, too, I suppose?

Wait? Did I say that stuff first? Ewww.

Army of Mom said...

It is only appropriate to rinse your veggies before you eat. Ladies, come on, I have a bath waiting ...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I will think of this picture everytime the missuz asks me to rake the leaves.

Army of Mom said...

SOTG: I'm scared that you know that Army of Dad is always using the laptop.

Was that your eye I saw peeping through the bedroom window the other day?

Army of Mom said...

Vegas' new x-rated magic show was a big hit. I'm just scared of where that bitch is going to pull a rabbit out of!!!!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"herbiwhores"

AOM: Yes, and you should be ashamed! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Happy Valentine's Lay!

Son Of The Godfather said...

They're hot, but that bed does not look comfortable.

Army of Mom said...

Nothing up my sleeve ....

Army of Mom said...

Betty, do you ever get that no so fresh feeling?

Army of Mom said...

Going green never felt so right!

Army of Mom said...

Anyone want to venture a guess where the other girl's apple went?

Army of Mom said...

SOTG - no, this is not a scratch n sniff.

word verification started with: ky

coincidence? I think not

Son Of The Godfather said...

Soiled Green

(IT'S PEOPLE!)

Army of Mom said...

Suddenly, I feel like an astronomer studying two heavenly bodies.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Army of Mom said...
SOTG - no, this is not a scratch n sniff.


AOM, you need to upgrade to Web 3.0

Army of Mom said...

Salad bar at the Playboy Mansion.

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, genius computer guys... let's get going with that virtual reality thing, ok?

Son Of The Godfather said...

You think they eat the whole thing?... Stem and all?

Army of Mom said...

SOTG- I think its the dressing that makes them gag. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

We RE-title this picture:
"Pectin Erection"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ladies, I see your problem and I'm here to help... Here's my apple-bag."

jeff said...

A Dame and Eve...

jeff said...

If they're so cheeky, why do we only see two out of the eight?

jeff said...

A positive result of global warming?

Silhouette said...

How many of you are now waiting for autumn?

curly said...

I hope one of them has a yeast infection -- I like my Curly Sandwich with cheeze.

Submariner said...

Well toss my salad!

Submariner said...

I don't think I'd be leafing them...

Submariner said...

ORA:

♪ Roses are red, and violets is purple.
I'd like to tap these two to get some maple syrple...♪

ochagirl said...

Left redhead: I CAN HAS ORGANIK AHPLE?

Right redhead: NO! DUN B STEALIN MAH AHPLE.

*sux @ macros.

Submariner said...

I wonder if they'd be interested in making a Submariner sandwich?

Cybrludite said...

Those are some salads I wouldn't mind tossing...

mklasing said...

Although not as widely distributed, Anne Geddes sister, Misty Geddes has a very popular photography book of her own.