1. 'Ow to speak Awstralyun: "Salad Bar."
2. "Senator Clinton, your vegan box lunch has arrived."
3. "Do you think the fat stinky kid with the megaphone will really be back to pick us up later."
4. "Americans wouldn't pick lettuce if you paid them $50 an hour." John McCain is a big frakkin' idiot.
5. The USDA reminds you to eat five servings of fruits and vegetables every day.
Breast of lawhawk
Does that count as one serving or two? Portion control, people. It's all about portion control.
Beast of Jack Reacher
Gallant just stared, and Goofus told him "Come back in an hour. I'll handle this."
Breast of Capt. Queeg
"With your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing...Oh, I see you brought your own."
Breast of Son Of The Godfather
Apple pies
Breast of Chrees
Finally, a Breast Not Bombs member I can get behind...
Breast of Son Of The Godfather
"herbiwhores"
Breast of Army of Mom
Betty, do you ever get that no so fresh feeling?
Breast of jeff
A Dame and Eve...
Breast of Submariner
Well toss my salad!
Beast of ochagirl
Left redhead: I CAN HAS ORGANIK AHPLE?
Right redhead: NO! DUN B STEALIN MAH AHPLE.
Breast of mklasing
Although not as widely distributed, Anne Geddes sister, Misty Geddes has a very popular photography book of her own.
63 comments:
"Let them touch those things for once!"
Does that count as one serving or two?
Portion control, people. It's all about portion control.
I'll take mine without dressing, thanks.
Our bodies symbolize the open U.S. borders, and these tiny leaves of lettuce represent the patchy, incomplete border fence.
Gallant just stared, and Goofus told him "Come back in an hour. I'll handle this."
Let me be the first to supply the meat and two vegetable to complete this balanced meal.
SOTG? Our prom meals are here...
The only problem with eating Asian is you're hungry for more in just an hour...
Johnny Weir was horrified; "You CAN'T wear green leafies until AFTER Easter!"
Showtime presents: Biblical Confessions: The Book of Genesis
May include blasphemy.
I think the apple cartel has scored a "win" with their new advertising campaign.
Army of Dad: "Who the hell keeps password-protecting the laptop every Thurday?!?..."
Please people... NO reference to salad dressing... Let's show a little class...
Oooops! Mr. Jack Reacher, you'll be staying after class for your caption.
"With your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing...Oh, I see you brought your own."
Ok, I'm done.
The only thing spoiling this picture is the appearance that one of their laxatives finally kicked in.
Apple pies
Capt. Queeg - detention!:)
We title this picture:
"The good ghey"
"How do you like them apples?"
You know the saying... "An apple a day, flush the Kleenex away!"
Title: The Garden of Eatin'
Finally, a Breast Not Bombs member I can get behind...
I think I'll name a character in my book "Lucky Garnish".
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Now, where is the extra girl to go with it?
*I'd say 'keep it down, boys' but I know the concept is beyond you.*
Happy Valentine's Day, Army of Dad.
I know how you like your salads.
I've never been a big salad fan, but perhaps this may change my mind.
Isaac Newton, you ol' tookie hound!
Subby: "SOTG... I gave our teachers an apple."
SOTG: "Cool... I just slipped 'em a banana."
I have a friend who says "Red on the head, better in bed." Army of Dad, wanna test out that theory and let the rest of us know?
Now THAT is a diet I can stick with.
Isn't someone going to make some snarky comment about lettuce not being a complementary dish with fish?
Come on ... something sick about tartar sauce, too, I suppose?
Wait? Did I say that stuff first? Ewww.
It is only appropriate to rinse your veggies before you eat. Ladies, come on, I have a bath waiting ...
I will think of this picture everytime the missuz asks me to rake the leaves.
SOTG: I'm scared that you know that Army of Dad is always using the laptop.
Was that your eye I saw peeping through the bedroom window the other day?
Vegas' new x-rated magic show was a big hit. I'm just scared of where that bitch is going to pull a rabbit out of!!!!
"herbiwhores"
AOM: Yes, and you should be ashamed! ;)
Happy Valentine's Lay!
They're hot, but that bed does not look comfortable.
Nothing up my sleeve ....
Betty, do you ever get that no so fresh feeling?
Going green never felt so right!
Anyone want to venture a guess where the other girl's apple went?
SOTG - no, this is not a scratch n sniff.
word verification started with: ky
coincidence? I think not
Soiled Green
(IT'S PEOPLE!)
Suddenly, I feel like an astronomer studying two heavenly bodies.
Army of Mom said...
SOTG - no, this is not a scratch n sniff.
AOM, you need to upgrade to Web 3.0
Salad bar at the Playboy Mansion.
OK, genius computer guys... let's get going with that virtual reality thing, ok?
You think they eat the whole thing?... Stem and all?
SOTG- I think its the dressing that makes them gag. :)
We RE-title this picture:
"Pectin Erection"
"Ladies, I see your problem and I'm here to help... Here's my apple-bag."
A Dame and Eve...
If they're so cheeky, why do we only see two out of the eight?
A positive result of global warming?
How many of you are now waiting for autumn?
I hope one of them has a yeast infection -- I like my Curly Sandwich with cheeze.
Well toss my salad!
I don't think I'd be leafing them...
ORA:
♪ Roses are red, and violets is purple.
I'd like to tap these two to get some maple syrple...♪
Left redhead: I CAN HAS ORGANIK AHPLE?
Right redhead: NO! DUN B STEALIN MAH AHPLE.
*sux @ macros.
I wonder if they'd be interested in making a Submariner sandwich?
Those are some salads I wouldn't mind tossing...
Although not as widely distributed, Anne Geddes sister, Misty Geddes has a very popular photography book of her own.
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