Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Just Run With It, Guys


1. "Just remind them how John McCain napalmed their village. If they don't have any money, they'll at least cough up an oxen or two for my Texas fundraising barbecue."

2. "Looks like that pad Thai went straight to your ass, as usual." Chelsea hoped the creepy smile would be a defense against her mother's Wiccan telepathy.

3. "I hate you."

4. "These Asian diuretics are just useless ...ooooh, wait, there it goes."

5. "Goddess, what was in those brownies Kucinich sent over?"

Wicked Best of Adjustah
"Ok, so when McCain comes through the door we all yell, 'Surprise!', O.K.?"

Best of divine miss m
Prymatt and Connie haven't aged a day!

Best of Submariner
♪ We are Siamese, if you please...♪

Best of Gagdad Bob
"No more jokes about eating Rice, okay?"

Best of Chrees
Just a typical Sunnydale day when the hellmouth opens...

Best of metalgarth
Least desired result from Google when searching for "Hot Asian girl on girl action"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Screw the Presidency, just start calling me Ming the Merciless."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Me love you long-time, too, Mom; I mean, what's your point?

Best of Jack Reacher
"And they're lined with aluminum foil, so that will help with the Kucinich voters."

Best of ShoeChick
Why yes, sometimes I do get that not so fresh feeling. Why do you ask, Mom?

Best of prince of leaves
The Centauri first contact team's jump points formed above the Clinton women's heads, inadvertently pulling them both into the harsh red fog of hyperspace. The diplomatic snafu was quickly forgiven.

Best of attmay
Thought bubble over Hillary's head: "Good God. $15,000 for orthodontists and braces and she still looks like a giraffe."

Best of Van Helsing
The Clintons sought safety in hats that deflect Karl Rove's mind control beams, but they were useless against B.O.'s asymmetrical, low-tech threat.

36 comments:

Gagdad Bob said...

No, that's Japan. Besides, geishas don't have pimps.

divine miss m said...

Prymatt and Connie Conehead haven't aged a day!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

(In unison) "YOU'RE my eHarmony-selected prom date?!?"

Submariner said...

Well, Chels, you know the old song; ♪ If you can't be, with the one you love; love the one you're with! ♪

Submariner said...

♪ We are Siamese, if you please...♪

duke of red said...

Wow, Hillary's really taking this whole Asian donation thing a little far.

Gagdad Bob said...

"No more jokes about eating Rice, okay?"

Chrees said...

Just a typical Sunnydale day when the hellmouth opens...

metalgarth said...

Least desired result from Google when searching for "Hot Asian girl on girl action"

Rodney Dill said...

"This is fun mom, but what's that fuse doin' stickin' out you butt."

Rodney Dill said...

"Didn't Obama look stupid in those robes?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Screw the Presidency, just start calling me Ming the Merciless."

Foz said...

Are we not men?

We are DEVO!

Submariner said...

Gagdad Bob said...
"No more jokes about eating Rice, okay?"


Absolutely excellent.

Submariner said...

Let's put it this way, mom;
The Olsen twins we're not...

andthenblammo! said...

"Me love you long-time, too, Mom; I mean, what's your point?

andthenblammo! said...

"C'mon, Chelsea; between Bill and me, pandering is in your genes, baby!"

TC@LeatherPenguin said...

"If you ask me how hot is Daddy's Mu Shu Pork one more time you are OUT of my will."

Jack Reacher said...

"And they're lined with aluminum foil, so that will help with the Kucinich voters."

Adjustah said...

"Ok, so when McCain comes through the door we all yell, 'Surprise!', O.K.?"

Submariner said...

OK, Chels; that about does it...
Let's go hit up the Berkeley City Council for contributions.

Submariner said...

Look, Mom - you already own a couple of Beemers, a Caddie and a Lexus. Why do you keep telling me you "love me no sh!t" and asking me to buy you a Honda?

Submariner said...

For the last time, Mom - NO! I do NOT know where you can get a "little brown sister for the night."

Submariner said...

Chelsea, what EXACTLY do you mean when you say this reminds you of the "Phi Alpha Tau butt plug" from pledge night?

ShoeChick said...

Why yes, sometimes I do get that not so fresh feeling. Why do you ask, Mom?

Steve O said...

In retaliation, the Obama campaign reminds voters of the $$ millions in illegal contributions traced back to China.

prince of leaves said...

The Centauri first contact team's jump points formed above the Clinton women's heads, inadvertently pulling them both into the harsh red fog of hyperspace. The diplomatic snafu was quickly forgiven.

attmay said...

"You did WHAT in my Coke!?!?!??!?!?! If that's your idea of a joke it is NOT FUNNY."

attmay said...

Thought bubble over Hillary's head: "Good God. $15,000 for orthodontists and braces and she still looks like a giraffe."

Verify word: JPNFK (use your imagination, sickos)

Kaptain said...

"Of course there's a Chinese population in Texas, Chelsea. There was that song 'China Grove', wasn't there?"

Van Helsing said...

The Clintons sought safety in hats that deflect Karl Rove's mind control beams, but they were useless against B.O.'s asymmetrical, low-tech threat.

Van Helsing said...

"Think they'll notice we stole all their chopsticks?"

Van Helsing said...

"Think they'll notice we stole their lampshades?"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Sheesh; love potion number 9 is only supposed to work on the opposite sex...

Army of Dad said...

Funny, not the pointy hat I pictured her shrillness wearing.