Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Just Run With It, Guys
1. "Just remind them how John McCain napalmed their village. If they don't have any money, they'll at least cough up an oxen or two for my Texas fundraising barbecue."
2. "Looks like that pad Thai went straight to your ass, as usual." Chelsea hoped the creepy smile would be a defense against her mother's Wiccan telepathy.
3. "I hate you."
4. "These Asian diuretics are just useless ...ooooh, wait, there it goes."
5. "Goddess, what was in those brownies Kucinich sent over?"
Wicked Best of Adjustah
"Ok, so when McCain comes through the door we all yell, 'Surprise!', O.K.?"
Best of divine miss m
Prymatt and Connie haven't aged a day!
Best of Submariner
♪ We are Siamese, if you please...♪
Best of Gagdad Bob
"No more jokes about eating Rice, okay?"
Best of Chrees
Just a typical Sunnydale day when the hellmouth opens...
Best of metalgarth
Least desired result from Google when searching for "Hot Asian girl on girl action"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Screw the Presidency, just start calling me Ming the Merciless."
Best of andthenblammo!
"Me love you long-time, too, Mom; I mean, what's your point?
Best of Jack Reacher
"And they're lined with aluminum foil, so that will help with the Kucinich voters."
Best of ShoeChick
Why yes, sometimes I do get that not so fresh feeling. Why do you ask, Mom?
Best of prince of leaves
The Centauri first contact team's jump points formed above the Clinton women's heads, inadvertently pulling them both into the harsh red fog of hyperspace. The diplomatic snafu was quickly forgiven.
Best of attmay
Thought bubble over Hillary's head: "Good God. $15,000 for orthodontists and braces and she still looks like a giraffe."
Best of Van Helsing
The Clintons sought safety in hats that deflect Karl Rove's mind control beams, but they were useless against B.O.'s asymmetrical, low-tech threat.