1. "Just remind them how John McCain napalmed their village. If they don't have any money, they'll at least cough up an oxen or two for my Texas fundraising barbecue."
2. "Looks like that pad Thai went straight to your ass, as usual." Chelsea hoped the creepy smile would be a defense against her mother's Wiccan telepathy.
3. "I hate you."
4. "These Asian diuretics are just useless ...ooooh, wait, there it goes."
5. "Goddess, what was in those brownies Kucinich sent over?"
Wicked Best of Adjustah
"Ok, so when McCain comes through the door we all yell, 'Surprise!', O.K.?"
Best of divine miss m
Prymatt and Connie haven't aged a day!
Best of Submariner
♪ We are Siamese, if you please...♪
Best of Gagdad Bob
"No more jokes about eating Rice, okay?"
Best of Chrees
Just a typical Sunnydale day when the hellmouth opens...
Best of metalgarth
Least desired result from Google when searching for "Hot Asian girl on girl action"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Screw the Presidency, just start calling me Ming the Merciless."
Best of andthenblammo!
"Me love you long-time, too, Mom; I mean, what's your point?
Best of Jack Reacher
"And they're lined with aluminum foil, so that will help with the Kucinich voters."
Best of ShoeChick
Why yes, sometimes I do get that not so fresh feeling. Why do you ask, Mom?
Best of prince of leaves
The Centauri first contact team's jump points formed above the Clinton women's heads, inadvertently pulling them both into the harsh red fog of hyperspace. The diplomatic snafu was quickly forgiven.
Best of attmay
Thought bubble over Hillary's head: "Good God. $15,000 for orthodontists and braces and she still looks like a giraffe."
Best of Van Helsing
The Clintons sought safety in hats that deflect Karl Rove's mind control beams, but they were useless against B.O.'s asymmetrical, low-tech threat.
36 comments:
No, that's Japan. Besides, geishas don't have pimps.
Prymatt and Connie Conehead haven't aged a day!
(In unison) "YOU'RE my eHarmony-selected prom date?!?"
Well, Chels, you know the old song; ♪ If you can't be, with the one you love; love the one you're with! ♪
♪ We are Siamese, if you please...♪
Wow, Hillary's really taking this whole Asian donation thing a little far.
"No more jokes about eating Rice, okay?"
Just a typical Sunnydale day when the hellmouth opens...
Least desired result from Google when searching for "Hot Asian girl on girl action"
"This is fun mom, but what's that fuse doin' stickin' out you butt."
"Didn't Obama look stupid in those robes?"
"Screw the Presidency, just start calling me Ming the Merciless."
Are we not men?
We are DEVO!
Gagdad Bob said...
"No more jokes about eating Rice, okay?"
Absolutely excellent.
Let's put it this way, mom;
The Olsen twins we're not...
"Me love you long-time, too, Mom; I mean, what's your point?
"C'mon, Chelsea; between Bill and me, pandering is in your genes, baby!"
"If you ask me how hot is Daddy's Mu Shu Pork one more time you are OUT of my will."
"And they're lined with aluminum foil, so that will help with the Kucinich voters."
"Ok, so when McCain comes through the door we all yell, 'Surprise!', O.K.?"
OK, Chels; that about does it...
Let's go hit up the Berkeley City Council for contributions.
Look, Mom - you already own a couple of Beemers, a Caddie and a Lexus. Why do you keep telling me you "love me no sh!t" and asking me to buy you a Honda?
For the last time, Mom - NO! I do NOT know where you can get a "little brown sister for the night."
Chelsea, what EXACTLY do you mean when you say this reminds you of the "Phi Alpha Tau butt plug" from pledge night?
Why yes, sometimes I do get that not so fresh feeling. Why do you ask, Mom?
In retaliation, the Obama campaign reminds voters of the $$ millions in illegal contributions traced back to China.
The Centauri first contact team's jump points formed above the Clinton women's heads, inadvertently pulling them both into the harsh red fog of hyperspace. The diplomatic snafu was quickly forgiven.
"You did WHAT in my Coke!?!?!??!?!?! If that's your idea of a joke it is NOT FUNNY."
Thought bubble over Hillary's head: "Good God. $15,000 for orthodontists and braces and she still looks like a giraffe."
Verify word: JPNFK (use your imagination, sickos)
"Of course there's a Chinese population in Texas, Chelsea. There was that song 'China Grove', wasn't there?"
The Clintons sought safety in hats that deflect Karl Rove's mind control beams, but they were useless against B.O.'s asymmetrical, low-tech threat.
"Think they'll notice we stole all their chopsticks?"
"Think they'll notice we stole their lampshades?"
ORA:
Sheesh; love potion number 9 is only supposed to work on the opposite sex...
Funny, not the pointy hat I pictured her shrillness wearing.
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