Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I Picked It Just For You



Out, damned inkspot! out, I say!--One: two: why,
then, 'tis time to do't.--Hell is murky!--Fie, my
lord, fie! a slumlord, and afeard? What need we
fear who knows it, when none can call our power to
account?--Yet who would have thought the young negro
to have had so much charisma in him.

David Shuster had a job: where is he now?--
What, will these hands ne'er be clean?--No more o'
that, Norman Hsu, no more o' that: you mar all with
this bundling.

Here's the smell of the blood still: all the
kickbacks of Arabia will not sweeten this little
hand. Oh, oh, oh!

Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so
pale.--I tell you yet again, Foster's buried; he
cannot come out on's grave.

To bed, to bed! Huma's knocking at the gate:
come, come, come, come, give me your hand. What's
done cannot be undone.--To bed, to bed, to bed!

28 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Does...does anyone else see that? Is that...Vince Foster...in the back of the room?"

Rodney Dill said...

"I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."

Jack Reacher said...

"...and when you awake, you will remember nothing of my campaign promises."

Jack Reacher said...

Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If once I be a widow, ever I be a wife! "Hey, I kinda like the sound of that!"

Jack Reacher said...

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
Oh, never mind; it's just the glare off a subpoena.

Silhouette said...

Mrs. Hilllary, how many delegates did you pick up yesterday?

duke of red said...

rodney dill said:
"I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."


Zowie!! That gets my vote for cap of the month! Witty, double-meaning, and less filling! Good job.

duke of red said...

rodney dill said:
"I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."


Zowie!! That gets my vote for cap of the month! Witty, double-meaning, and less filling! Good job.

duke of red said...

"Vee teh Kay, I am gonna take your profits if you don't stop changing this board around."

duke of red said...

".....And I want everyone to remember, even though I've had the nomination stolen from me by the vast, right-wing conspiracy and the good ol' boys club, I STILL made it on VtheK's Thursday's Babes."

Never gonna let you live that one down, V..

Silhouette said...

Cry on cue and let slip the dogs of surrender.

Capt. Queeg said...

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
Babes at CapThis, we await.."

Chrees said...

"And we're gonna go to Wisconsin, and Ohio, and Texas...wait, why does the teleprompter have 'Yaaarrrrgggghhhh'?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Is this a **gger which I see before me?"

(relax, Dawn, it's clean)

Rodney Dill said...
"I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."


Curses!... You win this round, RD. (I would have won if it hadn't of been for you meddling kids and your dog).

Shayne said...

"Bill's? It's about this big."

Anonymous said...

This one time, at band camp...

Submariner said...

Yes, you; the CNN plant in the second row - your question, please?

Submariner said...

Don't count me out before Texas and Ohio. I have a "special tribute" for my lord Arioch that should turn this tide and get the nation back on script.

Robert said...

I'll get you my pretty. And you're little dog, too!

Don't make me come back there.

I've come for you. I am a succubus.

Submariner said...

Stop! In the name of unadulterated lust for power...
Or else you'll break my heart.

Submariner said...

Remove THAT one; yes, the one with the "iron my shirts" sign...

Cybrludite said...

"And furthermore, Obama droped a farmhouse on my sister..."

Cybrludite said...

}}}BLAM!!!{{{ Huh. I guess it wasn't a dagger I saw before me, its handle towards my hand... Sorry about that, Vince. Vince? Oh, bugger.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

The Potomac primaries have really depressed me. Have a blond, a brunette and THAT redhead taken to my suite...

Submariner said...

Pointing at Hanah Montana; "You gonna eat that?"

Cybrludite said...

Is that the nomination I see before me, its handle towards my hand? I clutch at thee, yet have thee not...

tigger girlie said...

"Oh God, that thing over there!"

"Uhm, Mr Clinton, you are looking in the mirror"