1. Irene didn't actually support Mrs. Clinton, she just wanted to meet the "pimped out" daughter she had heard so much about.
2. "No, senator, I'm the 'Soccer Mom' super-delegate, the tranny super-delegate is the behemoth on your right."
3. Dennis Kucinich wanted to assure Mrs. Clinton there were no hard feelings, even at the risk of ruining his freshly painted $80 nails.
4. "Where's Mrs Kucinich? Um, I think she just went into the Ladies Room with Bill."
5. Hillary was soon able to confirm, they were real, albeit, not that spectacular.
Best of shoechick
Thank God it's lunch time. I'm starving.
Best of Double the U
Irene, I have seen you since you were between my legs at that kegger in college!
Best of Submariner
Moments later, the US celebrated a car swarm for the first time...
Best of mklasing
In a new strategy to make Ms. Clinton cry at every stop, she forces herself to hug the ugliest supporter at the rally.
Best of Submariner
"Pero no deseé a puta del pirata del hedor... Sorry, wrong demographic - good to see you again, Irene."
Best of curly
“Thank Gaia I can still count on the lesbo vote!”
Best of Jonathan
George Romero's "Campaign of the Dead" was a box office dud, considering there were no brains for the zombies to eat.
Best of GregMan
"Somebody who's still going to vote for me? Hallelujah!"
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Thank God it's lunch time. I'm starving.
Irene, I have seen you since you were between my legs at that kegger in college!
Oh, THAT Irene - I thought it was gonna be another limping Chinese campaign contribution...
Mom!
C'mere and slip your ol' Hilldawg some tongue!
Moments later, the US celebrated a car swarm for the first time...
Tonight on COPS:
Muggings that went horribly wrong!
OK, Hill, the Viagra's kicked in now...
Irene knew all the tricks so she greeted Hill with a pimp slap and kept her left hand firmly holding her wallet.
Oh, honey; it's been so long! Wait a moment while I queef and open up some room for us...
Nom nom nom...
Moments later Senator Clinton whispered to Irene "This is nothing compared to the squeeze I'll give you if you earn over $50,000 a year, Toots."
IM IN UR RALLY, EETING UR SOUL.
In a new strategy to make Ms. Clinton cry at every stop, she forces herself to hug the ugliest supporter at the rally.
"Pero no deseé a puta del pirata del hedor... Sorry, wrong demographic - good to see you again, Irene."
The campaign staffer tragically misunderstood Hillary's expressed desire for a "bloody Mary."
"P.U.! Somebody had garlic pizza for lunch today!"
“Thank Gaia I can still count on the lesbo vote!”
Having to settle for the mediocre, Hill misses the day when she had her pick of beautiful young interns.
George Romero's "Campaign of the Dead" was a box office dud, considering there were no brains for the zombies to eat.
"Comrade! How goes the worker's revolution!?"
"BRAINS!!!"
"Somebody who's still going to vote for me? Hallelujah!"
"Yes! I hate Amerikkka too! By Gaia, we have so much in common!"
God love you, Irene. Finally, a woman in America who hasn't blown Bill!
Let's save time, Irene; this is my O face...
Hillary went for the passive-aggressive "Hil-Hug" maneuver, while the random lady is too slow to deploy efficient outward chop. Speed is crucial to escape an untimely death.
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