Monday, February 18, 2008

I Almost Feel Bad Picking on her at this Point... No, I don't



1. Irene didn't actually support Mrs. Clinton, she just wanted to meet the "pimped out" daughter she had heard so much about.

2. "No, senator, I'm the 'Soccer Mom' super-delegate, the tranny super-delegate is the behemoth on your right."

3. Dennis Kucinich wanted to assure Mrs. Clinton there were no hard feelings, even at the risk of ruining his freshly painted $80 nails.

4. "Where's Mrs Kucinich? Um, I think she just went into the Ladies Room with Bill."

5. Hillary was soon able to confirm, they were real, albeit, not that spectacular.

Best of shoechick
Thank God it's lunch time. I'm starving.

Best of Double the U
Irene, I have seen you since you were between my legs at that kegger in college!

Best of Submariner
Moments later, the US celebrated a car swarm for the first time...

Best of mklasing
In a new strategy to make Ms. Clinton cry at every stop, she forces herself to hug the ugliest supporter at the rally.

Best of Submariner
"Pero no deseƩ a puta del pirata del hedor... Sorry, wrong demographic - good to see you again, Irene."

Best of curly
“Thank Gaia I can still count on the lesbo vote!”

Best of Jonathan
George Romero's "Campaign of the Dead" was a box office dud, considering there were no brains for the zombies to eat.

Best of GregMan
"Somebody who's still going to vote for me? Hallelujah!"

27 comments:

shoechick said...

Thank God it's lunch time. I'm starving.

Double the U said...

Irene, I have seen you since you were between my legs at that kegger in college!

Submariner said...

Oh, THAT Irene - I thought it was gonna be another limping Chinese campaign contribution...

Submariner said...

Mom!

Submariner said...

C'mere and slip your ol' Hilldawg some tongue!

Submariner said...

Moments later, the US celebrated a car swarm for the first time...

Submariner said...

Tonight on COPS:
Muggings that went horribly wrong!

Submariner said...

OK, Hill, the Viagra's kicked in now...

Submariner said...

Irene knew all the tricks so she greeted Hill with a pimp slap and kept her left hand firmly holding her wallet.

Submariner said...

Oh, honey; it's been so long! Wait a moment while I queef and open up some room for us...

Jack Reacher said...

Nom nom nom...

Jack Reacher said...

Moments later Senator Clinton whispered to Irene "This is nothing compared to the squeeze I'll give you if you earn over $50,000 a year, Toots."

Jack Reacher said...

IM IN UR RALLY, EETING UR SOUL.

mklasing said...

In a new strategy to make Ms. Clinton cry at every stop, she forces herself to hug the ugliest supporter at the rally.

Submariner said...

"Pero no deseƩ a puta del pirata del hedor... Sorry, wrong demographic - good to see you again, Irene."

Submariner said...

The campaign staffer tragically misunderstood Hillary's expressed desire for a "bloody Mary."

attmay said...

"P.U.! Somebody had garlic pizza for lunch today!"

curly said...

“Thank Gaia I can still count on the lesbo vote!”

curly said...

Having to settle for the mediocre, Hill misses the day when she had her pick of beautiful young interns.

Jonathan said...

George Romero's "Campaign of the Dead" was a box office dud, considering there were no brains for the zombies to eat.

GregMan said...

"Comrade! How goes the worker's revolution!?"

GregMan said...

"BRAINS!!!"

GregMan said...

"Somebody who's still going to vote for me? Hallelujah!"

GregMan said...

"Yes! I hate Amerikkka too! By Gaia, we have so much in common!"

Army of Mom said...

God love you, Irene. Finally, a woman in America who hasn't blown Bill!

Submariner said...

Let's save time, Irene; this is my O face...

ochagirl said...

Hillary went for the passive-aggressive "Hil-Hug" maneuver, while the random lady is too slow to deploy efficient outward chop. Speed is crucial to escape an untimely death.