1. 1 second after Obama said "'Scuse me while I whip this out!"
2. A voter learns what her taxes will be under an Obama administration.
3. "Jeez, Peggy, if this is how you're going to react every time you see a Mexican in our neighborhood..."
4. "Jeez, Peggy, if this is how you're going to react every time you see a man being f**ked by a horse..."
5. "Jeez, Peggy, what did you *think* he was going to paint our group portrait with?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"I totally understand her feelings," said John Edwards. "I mean, that hair.
Best of Submariner
How COULD you bring a smelly pirate hooker to the church ice cream social, Curly?
Best of Submariner
"Jeez, Peggy, if this is how you're going to react every time you see Ted in his swimsuit..."
Best of attmay
"For goodness sakes, Madge, if you don't want to see the giraffe with the donkey maybe you should just turn your head away!"
Best of Van Helsing
For the love of God, Mrs. Clinton, put it back in your pants!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The scariest Twilight Zone EVER!:
"...and now, with the State of the Union address, President Ronald Paul..."
Best of Silhouette
"Yes, yes, 50-ft grasshoppers, whatever. Have any of you seen my earrings?"
Best of ochagirl
The man to the left of the screaming lady is clearly Mentos fresh and full of life.
Best of curly
Choose the right answer and win a free laptop: Q: What’s black and white and scary as hell?
A1: Barack Hussein Obama
A2: this picture
Best of Whacko
"Look out! Its Micharl Moore and he is gravitating this way! Oh the humanity!"
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McCain loyalists react to the news that the New York Times has published a hit-piece on their candidate.
"I totally understand her feelings," said John Edwards. "I mean, that hair.
"It's okay Peggy; they're allowed to move into Livonia, you know."
And Dawn's head exploded.
Jill's response to SOTG's query was not quite what he expected when he decided to ask her to the prom.
How COULD you bring a smelly pirate hooker to the church ice cream social, Curly?
The new group of interns has a typical reaction to the first time they catch Hillary with her pants down...
Crowd reaction to the new Harding/Kerrigan Opera wasn't completely encouraging...
A voter sees the waiting list for a visit under Hillarycare 08...
"Jeez, Peggy, if this is how you're going to react every time you see Ted in his swimsuit..."
"Jeez, Peggy, what did you think she meant when Dawn offered to take you 'shopping' at Old Navy?"
"Jeez, Peggy, what did you think she was gonna wear when AoM offered to 'model her leaf suit' for you?"
A voter reacts to the new attire President Obama mandates on January 21st, 2009.
"President Hillary"
MAN! ain't Peggy Sue GREAT at Charades?
or:
"Vice President Kucynich"
MAN! ain't Peggy Sue GREAT at Charades?
"For goodness sakes, Madge, if you don't want to see the giraffe with the donkey maybe you should just turn your head away!"
For the love of God, Mrs. Clinton, put it back in your pants!
The scariest Twilight Zone EVER!:
"...and now, with the State of the Union address, President Ronald Paul..."
"You guys wanna watch Basic Instict II?"
"Hey, hold on a sec... That new Fox program, Divine Intervention just started!"
Pardon me, folks, but did you know Ralph Nader is running again?
"Yes, yes, 50-ft grasshoppers, whatever. Have any of you seen my earrings?"
"Jeez, Peggy, if this is how you're gonna react every time I ask for anal sex.....Prude."
The man to the left of the screaming lady is clearly Mentos fresh and full of life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwDKCaXF0is
Choose the right answer and win a free laptop:
Q: What’s black and white and scary as hell?
A1: Barack Hussein Obama
A2: this picture
All hell broke loose when the submariner shouted ‘periscope up’.
Jan. 2009: Who woulda thunk that Obama’s ‘changes’ were more akin to a song by David Bowie than to a passage out of The Communist Manifest?
Next up on Al Jazeera’s “The Secret Life of Infidels”: Iman Achmed reveals what the unbelievers really think whenever they see an imam enter the boarding area of the airport.
Would the last straight person leaving San Francisco please turn the lights out?
Thought bubble over the head of the girl on the right with her hands over her ears: "Jeez, Peggy, if I have to listen to you re-enact what it was like when you realized you were getting your portrait done by the guy who doesn't use a brush one more time. You should be thankful - I haven't seen in a penis in so long..."
"Look out! Its Micharl Moore and he is gravitating this way! Oh the humanity!"
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