1. Depends Undergarments: For the Islamist on the go!2. Race Bannon and Hadji, the later years.
3. "And when the scars from your horn removal surgery have healed, no one will suspect you come from a Hell realm."
4. "Ever since those Michael Jordan/Cuba Gooding Hanes commercials, I just can't get underwear off my mind."
5. As a desperate prank, Hillary staffers TP Obama.
Best of Adjustah
"No, of course I don't mind - nobody's ever going to see this picture..."
Best of Rodney Dill
You're a better man than Hill is, Gunga Din.
Best of The Man
Are you are done playing with my table cloth?
Best of Whacko
"Jeez, I hope I can change out of this costume before too long. Hey! 'hope' and 'change' sound good enough to build a candidacy around." And the rest is history.
Best of Submariner
Thanks for the outfit; Michelle said "for the first time" in her adult life that she's proud of me.
Best of Jonathan
"Fine. My name is Toby!"
Best of curly
“Sure, I had your white hippy mom back in the day. So did every other black man from here to Tanzania.”
Best of curly
“This should halp the stupid infidel pigs forget about the Che Guevara posters, your refusal to salute the flag or wear a patriotic lapel pen.”
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Saay, this new criss-cross design really does lift and separate!"
Best of Submariner
Riffing on OG: Deciding that claiming to be a Christian was too divisive among voters, Obama begins his own religion, centered on himself.
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"No, of course I don't mind - nobody's ever going to see this picture..."
You're a better man than Hill is, Gunga Din.
Are you are done playing with my table cloth?
"Yes Mr. Obama, sir, it is very difficult with this costume on. However, using my technique and a little practice you will be able to 'whip it out' with ease."
"Jeez, I hope I can change out of this costume before too long. Hey! 'hope' and 'change' sound good enough to build a candidacy around." And the rest is history.
Apparently, what happens at Avalon Manor doesn't ALWAYS "stay at Avalon Manor."
Thanks for the outfit; Michelle said "for the first time" in her adult life that she's proud of me.
"Fine. My name is Toby!"
A boy named Sue.
v. word - oudufus - so halp me!
Nice. Making fun of an African zombie tribesman about to devour the brains of a genie. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.
"Wow! I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
Thank Gaia the Enquirer finally got photographic PROOF that he really IS a "Magic Negro."
“Sure, I had your white hippy mom back in the day. So did every other black man from here to Tanzania.”
“This should halp the stupid infidel pigs forget about the Che Guevara posters, your refusal to salute the flag or wear a patriotic lapel pen.”
“You must hurry, Sahib! The crusader Bush is taking our women!”
“You’re ready for ‘take a Shi’ite to work day’ with all of the Charmin on your head.”
Next on Al Jazeera's “Islamic 24”: Our hero bids an emotional but manly farewell to his imam, goes deep undercover in the Great Satan, and attempts a run for the US presidency in an effort to secure sharia law and expand the one world caliphate.
In Middle Eastern hospitals it can be hard to tell the patients from the staff.
"So, what's next, old man? Do we go and march in a Berkeley rally? I'm down for that."
Obama tours Microsoft’s technical support facility during a Casual Friday.
"Saay, this new criss-cross design really does lift and separate!"
Considering the quality of his ideas, it makes sense for BO to wear Depends on his head.
Cleverly disguised as one of her supporters, B.O. plans to sneak into the auditorium ahead of a Shrillary town hall meeting to place a whoopy cushion on her stool.
The Obama anti-terror plan could be summed up in one word: convert.
"Indy! Cover your heart!"
Don't worry Michelle ...It's not gonna be an orgy, it's a toga party.
"Every year we come here, she wants to play Hadji Golf."
B.O. Foreign Policy:
'Tis better to be a live coward than a dead patriot...
Photographic proof of who wears the pants in the Obama cave...
Deciding that claiming to be a Christian was too divisive among voters, Obama begins his own religion, centered around hope and change . . . and poorly devised holy garments.
Riffing on OG:
Deciding that claiming to be a Christian was too divisive among voters, Obama begins his own religion, centered on himself.
"So let me get this straight your holiness;
During the month of Bomb-a-dam, I get to make out with a goat? I'm jiggy with that..."
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