Tuesday, February 26, 2008

He's not the Messiah, He's a Very Naughty Boy

1. Depends Undergarments: For the Islamist on the go!

2. Race Bannon and Hadji, the later years.

3. "And when the scars from your horn removal surgery have healed, no one will suspect you come from a Hell realm."

4. "Ever since those Michael Jordan/Cuba Gooding Hanes commercials, I just can't get underwear off my mind."

5. As a desperate prank, Hillary staffers TP Obama.

Best of Adjustah
"No, of course I don't mind - nobody's ever going to see this picture..."

Best of Rodney Dill
You're a better man than Hill is, Gunga Din.

Best of The Man
Are you are done playing with my table cloth?

Best of Whacko
"Jeez, I hope I can change out of this costume before too long. Hey! 'hope' and 'change' sound good enough to build a candidacy around." And the rest is history.

Best of Submariner
Thanks for the outfit; Michelle said "for the first time" in her adult life that she's proud of me.

Best of Jonathan
"Fine. My name is Toby!"

Best of curly
“Sure, I had your white hippy mom back in the day. So did every other black man from here to Tanzania.”

Best of curly
“This should halp the stupid infidel pigs forget about the Che Guevara posters, your refusal to salute the flag or wear a patriotic lapel pen.”

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Saay, this new criss-cross design really does lift and separate!"

Best of Submariner
Riffing on OG: Deciding that claiming to be a Christian was too divisive among voters, Obama begins his own religion, centered on himself.

34 comments:

Adjustah said...

"No, of course I don't mind - nobody's ever going to see this picture..."

Rodney Dill said...

You're a better man than Hill is, Gunga Din.

The Man said...

Are you are done playing with my table cloth?

Whacko said...

"Yes Mr. Obama, sir, it is very difficult with this costume on. However, using my technique and a little practice you will be able to 'whip it out' with ease."

Whacko said...

"Jeez, I hope I can change out of this costume before too long. Hey! 'hope' and 'change' sound good enough to build a candidacy around." And the rest is history.

Submariner said...

Apparently, what happens at Avalon Manor doesn't ALWAYS "stay at Avalon Manor."

Submariner said...

Thanks for the outfit; Michelle said "for the first time" in her adult life that she's proud of me.

Jonathan said...

"Fine. My name is Toby!"

Submariner said...

A boy named Sue.



v. word - oudufus - so halp me!

Jonathan said...

Nice. Making fun of an African zombie tribesman about to devour the brains of a genie. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Jonathan said...

"Wow! I see your schwartz is as big as mine."

Submariner said...

Thank Gaia the Enquirer finally got photographic PROOF that he really IS a "Magic Negro."

curly said...

“Sure, I had your white hippy mom back in the day. So did every other black man from here to Tanzania.”

curly said...

“This should halp the stupid infidel pigs forget about the Che Guevara posters, your refusal to salute the flag or wear a patriotic lapel pen.”

curly said...

“You must hurry, Sahib! The crusader Bush is taking our women!”

curly said...

“You’re ready for ‘take a Shi’ite to work day’ with all of the Charmin on your head.”

curly said...

Next on Al Jazeera's “Islamic 24”: Our hero bids an emotional but manly farewell to his imam, goes deep undercover in the Great Satan, and attempts a run for the US presidency in an effort to secure sharia law and expand the one world caliphate.

Jack Reacher said...

In Middle Eastern hospitals it can be hard to tell the patients from the staff.

Jack Reacher said...

"So, what's next, old man? Do we go and march in a Berkeley rally? I'm down for that."

curly said...

Obama tours Microsoft’s technical support facility during a Casual Friday.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Saay, this new criss-cross design really does lift and separate!"

cj said...

Considering the quality of his ideas, it makes sense for BO to wear Depends on his head.

Van Helsing said...

Cleverly disguised as one of her supporters, B.O. plans to sneak into the auditorium ahead of a Shrillary town hall meeting to place a whoopy cushion on her stool.

Van Helsing said...

The Obama anti-terror plan could be summed up in one word: convert.

Adjustah said...

"Indy! Cover your heart!"

Chrees said...

Don't worry Michelle ...It's not gonna be an orgy, it's a toga party.

Silhouette said...

"Every year we come here, she wants to play Hadji Golf."

Submariner said...

B.O. Foreign Policy:
'Tis better to be a live coward than a dead patriot...

Submariner said...

Photographic proof of who wears the pants in the Obama cave...

ochagirl said...

Deciding that claiming to be a Christian was too divisive among voters, Obama begins his own religion, centered around hope and change . . . and poorly devised holy garments.

Submariner said...

Riffing on OG:

Deciding that claiming to be a Christian was too divisive among voters, Obama begins his own religion, centered on himself.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"So let me get this straight your holiness;
During the month of Bomb-a-dam, I get to make out with a goat? I'm jiggy with that..."

Submariner said...

我想要消滅所有個人自由