Sunday, February 17, 2008

Go Ahead, You Know You Want To




Very Very Brady Brady Best of attmay
From the coffee table book "Teabagged by the Classics," now available from Cap This Press.

Best of racerboy
I didn't know they got that big...

Best of Dr. Hardcrab
"Ah assure you mine is bigger...."

Best of Gagdad Bob
Yes, I agree that it's inappropriate to have some dick hanging around my campaign and going over my head. But enough about Bill....

Best of Robert
The crowd fell silent when suddenly, unexpectedly, the statue began to tinkle.

Best of Jack Reacher
"You'll see America standing behind me, taking aim for a better future..."

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh sure, the Michelangelo is nice, but I'm more of a Georgia O'Keefe kind of girl, you know what ah'm talkin' about."

Best of Submariner
It looked just like my clenis, only smaller...

Best of duke of red
And that was the closest Hillary had been to an exposed penis in a loooong time.

Best of Paul
OK, who sent over the props from the John Edwards campaign?

Best of Silhouette
Nice hat.

Best of Jay Guevara
"And if I'm elected, I will fund a crash program to find an antidote for Viagra."
(Obama Heckler in the background): "How about a photo of you in a thong?"

Best of Mr. Right
Photo challenge - remedial level: Find at least two things that will f**k you up the a** in this picture.

44 comments:

divine miss m said...

ORA:

"Ah'd purely love to see it angry."

racerboy said...

I didn't know they got that big...

racerboy said...

"My image consultant told me this hairdo would make me look 20 years younger..."

divine miss m said...

Yank my doodle; it's a dandy.

Dr. Hardcrab said...

"Ah assure you mine is bigger...."

attmay said...

From the coffee table book "Teabagged by the Classics," now available from Cap This Press.

Gagdad Bob said...

Yes, I agree that it's inappropriate to have some dick hanging around my campaign and going over my head. But enough about Bill....

Robert said...

As you can see, David has not yet placed his testicles in the lock-box.

At least when Ashcroft gave a speech. they covered up the statue's bosom.

...and yet it's as hard as stone.

The crowd fell silent when suddenly, unexpectedly, the statue began to tinkle.

sonicfrog said...

Her new campaign manager appears to be not-so-bright. Though they will undoubtedly get a kick out of it, this is NOT the best way to go after the "legalize-it" stoner vote!!!

Jack Reacher said...

"You'll see America standing behind me, taking aim for a better future..."

WV begins with "pp"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Tent revival crowds shout "Glory!" when religious statues cry tears during revival, but the shouts of "HALLELUJAH!" brought down the house when David urinated blood during Hilldawg's speech...

Submariner said...

"...and when elected, ah'll remove all their excess 'bits.' And you KNOW what ahm a talkin' about!"

Submariner said...

Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve pinch der tallywhackers...

Submariner said...

"...and did I mention I'm sponsoring a new Bill for the Protection of Smelly Pirate Hookers?"

Submariner said...

"...and I promise that all primary voters will be heard. Well, Michigan and Florida anyways. You b@st@rds in Harlem, maybe not so much..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Once I'm elected, only artistic penises will be allowed. All others will be forfeit to the state. I did say I was going to take some things away from y'all, you remember."

Army of Dad said...

"It only looks big in pictures, it's really only this big."

divine miss m said...

"When I get through taxing the rich, it won't be a question of them not having any pot to pee in, 'cause I don't intend to leave them any tallywhackers to pee with."

prince of leaves said...

"And before I leave office, I promise that every museum in America will have one of these statues...as mementoes of an extinct lifeform."

prince of leaves said...

"Man hands? I don't have man hands! This guy behind me, HE'S got man hands!"

prince of leaves said...

"Oh sure, the Michelangelo is nice, but I'm more of a Georgia O'Keefe kind of girl, if you know what I mean..."

prince of leaves said...

"And we don't have free fembots ONLY for the straight male and lesbian superdelegates..."

Submariner said...

So pick up those phones right now! With each $35,000 contribution, you'll get a weekend stay in your choice of White House bedrooms.


What the hey? It worked for Bubba...

Submariner said...

It looked just like my clenis, only smaller...

Silhouette said...

Nice hat.

/somebody had to say it

trigger girlie said...

The Hildawg opposition member (no pun intended) thought he was safe not glancing her in the eye, but he was unaware of modern DEMOGorgon 360 degree viewing capabilities and was turned to stone immediately.

trigger girlie said...

"Well, I guess it wasn't a good idea to purchase the Cloak of Invisibility on Ebay", Bubba pondered.

trigger girlie said...

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man. Think about this LONG and HARD."

duke of red said...

And that was the closest Hillary had been to an exposed penis in a loooong time.

Paul said...

OK, who sent over the props from the John Edwards campaign?

corbett said...

Hillary picks an odd place to explain her opposition to cock-fighting.

Submariner said...

Gaia! The Hilldawg even gives statues a "wilt-on."

Submariner said...

Silhouette said...
Nice hat.



Excellent. Too bad the statue wasn't facing the other way for that one.

shoechick said...

Oh sure, the Michelangelo is nice, but I'm more of a Georgia O'Keefe kind of girl, if you know what I mean...



Shouldn't that be Georgia O'Queefe?

Jay Guevara said...

"And if I'm elected, I will fund a crash program to find an antidote for Viagra."

(Heckler in the background): "How about a photo of you in a thong?"

shoechick said...

That reminds me, I need to pick up a cucumber and some walnuts at the store...

the doyle said...

and in one deft move she spun round and took it all off root and stem. "See", she said, "I can do it to marble I can do it to your flesh" and be gan cackling.

Anonymous said...

Hillary is a head in the poles

Robert said...

...speaking of distinguishing characteristics...

curly said...

“…and I would like to thank John Edwards for letting me borrow one of his interns.”

Mr. Right said...

What are the odds? I have that same outfit the statue is wearing!

Mr. Right said...

Within moments of gazing down upon her, the statue's genitalia simply shriveled up and fell off.

Mr. Right said...

Photo challenge - remedial level:

Find at least two things that will f**k you up the a** in this picture.