Very Very Brady Brady Best of attmay
From the coffee table book "Teabagged by the Classics," now available from Cap This Press.
Best of racerboy
I didn't know they got that big...
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
"Ah assure you mine is bigger...."
Best of Gagdad Bob
Yes, I agree that it's inappropriate to have some dick hanging around my campaign and going over my head. But enough about Bill....
Best of Robert
The crowd fell silent when suddenly, unexpectedly, the statue began to tinkle.
Best of Jack Reacher
"You'll see America standing behind me, taking aim for a better future..."
Best of prince of leaves
"Oh sure, the Michelangelo is nice, but I'm more of a Georgia O'Keefe kind of girl, you know what ah'm talkin' about."
Best of Submariner
It looked just like my clenis, only smaller...
Best of duke of red
And that was the closest Hillary had been to an exposed penis in a loooong time.
Best of Paul
OK, who sent over the props from the John Edwards campaign?
Best of Silhouette
Nice hat.
Best of Jay Guevara
"And if I'm elected, I will fund a crash program to find an antidote for Viagra."
(Obama Heckler in the background): "How about a photo of you in a thong?"
Best of Mr. Right
Photo challenge - remedial level: Find at least two things that will f**k you up the a** in this picture.
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ORA:
"Ah'd purely love to see it angry."
I didn't know they got that big...
"My image consultant told me this hairdo would make me look 20 years younger..."
Yank my doodle; it's a dandy.
"Ah assure you mine is bigger...."
From the coffee table book "Teabagged by the Classics," now available from Cap This Press.
Yes, I agree that it's inappropriate to have some dick hanging around my campaign and going over my head. But enough about Bill....
As you can see, David has not yet placed his testicles in the lock-box.
At least when Ashcroft gave a speech. they covered up the statue's bosom.
...and yet it's as hard as stone.
The crowd fell silent when suddenly, unexpectedly, the statue began to tinkle.
Her new campaign manager appears to be not-so-bright. Though they will undoubtedly get a kick out of it, this is NOT the best way to go after the "legalize-it" stoner vote!!!
"You'll see America standing behind me, taking aim for a better future..."
WV begins with "pp"
Tent revival crowds shout "Glory!" when religious statues cry tears during revival, but the shouts of "HALLELUJAH!" brought down the house when David urinated blood during Hilldawg's speech...
"...and when elected, ah'll remove all their excess 'bits.' And you KNOW what ahm a talkin' about!"
Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve pinch der tallywhackers...
"...and did I mention I'm sponsoring a new Bill for the Protection of Smelly Pirate Hookers?"
"...and I promise that all primary voters will be heard. Well, Michigan and Florida anyways. You b@st@rds in Harlem, maybe not so much..."
"Once I'm elected, only artistic penises will be allowed. All others will be forfeit to the state. I did say I was going to take some things away from y'all, you remember."
"It only looks big in pictures, it's really only this big."
"When I get through taxing the rich, it won't be a question of them not having any pot to pee in, 'cause I don't intend to leave them any tallywhackers to pee with."
"And before I leave office, I promise that every museum in America will have one of these statues...as mementoes of an extinct lifeform."
"Man hands? I don't have man hands! This guy behind me, HE'S got man hands!"
"Oh sure, the Michelangelo is nice, but I'm more of a Georgia O'Keefe kind of girl, if you know what I mean..."
"And we don't have free fembots ONLY for the straight male and lesbian superdelegates..."
So pick up those phones right now! With each $35,000 contribution, you'll get a weekend stay in your choice of White House bedrooms.
What the hey? It worked for Bubba...
It looked just like my clenis, only smaller...
Nice hat.
/somebody had to say it
The Hildawg opposition member (no pun intended) thought he was safe not glancing her in the eye, but he was unaware of modern DEMOGorgon 360 degree viewing capabilities and was turned to stone immediately.
"Well, I guess it wasn't a good idea to purchase the Cloak of Invisibility on Ebay", Bubba pondered.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man. Think about this LONG and HARD."
And that was the closest Hillary had been to an exposed penis in a loooong time.
OK, who sent over the props from the John Edwards campaign?
Hillary picks an odd place to explain her opposition to cock-fighting.
Gaia! The Hilldawg even gives statues a "wilt-on."
Silhouette said...
Nice hat.
Excellent. Too bad the statue wasn't facing the other way for that one.
Oh sure, the Michelangelo is nice, but I'm more of a Georgia O'Keefe kind of girl, if you know what I mean...
Shouldn't that be Georgia O'Queefe?
"And if I'm elected, I will fund a crash program to find an antidote for Viagra."
(Heckler in the background): "How about a photo of you in a thong?"
That reminds me, I need to pick up a cucumber and some walnuts at the store...
and in one deft move she spun round and took it all off root and stem. "See", she said, "I can do it to marble I can do it to your flesh" and be gan cackling.
Hillary is a head in the poles
...speaking of distinguishing characteristics...
“…and I would like to thank John Edwards for letting me borrow one of his interns.”
What are the odds? I have that same outfit the statue is wearing!
Within moments of gazing down upon her, the statue's genitalia simply shriveled up and fell off.
Photo challenge - remedial level:
Find at least two things that will f**k you up the a** in this picture.
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