Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Get a Room

6 Degrees of Blondness


1. "What are the odds? My party's base despises me, too!"

2. "Three words of advice, Hill. Three little words. James. Earl. Ray."

3. "Bob Dole just sent me a case of Viagra, so why don't you introduce me to this 'pimped out' daughter of yours."

4. "Sorry, Hill, it would never work. I'm also an 'Active Top.' Try asking Edwards."

5. "Yeah, it really sucks to have the only obstacle to your nomination being a slick-talking liberal hillbilly that constantly reminds your base what a weak candidate you are. But enough about Bill, let me tell you about my problems with Huckabee."

6. "What are the odds? George Soros pays the salaries of my campaign operatives, too!"

7. "You were incredible. Did I say incredible? I meant unbelievable. But enough about your CPAC speech."

8. "Hmmm, so you're saying if we had a 'Human Rights Commission' like Canada, we could get Rush Limbaugh to STFU? I like your thinking, Maverick."

9. "Mrs. Clinton, are you trying to seduce me?"

10. "Sorry, Hill. You're just a little too conservative to be my running mate."

Very Brady Best of duke of red
♪ "Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made,
those were the days..." ♪

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"X-tasy is freakin' awesome."

Best of Mr. Right
"...And after I'm elected, I appoint you to the Supreme Court. That ought to REALLY drive Limbaugh crazy!"

Best of Robert
Little Timmy, left, works to control his nausea.

Best of jeff
John: "Hey, Hill, thanks for those little blue pills you got from Bill - they were fantastic!"
Hillary: "No problem - it wasn't like he was going to use them with me anyway."

Best of dj
"My newest intern's an 8 year old meth addict!"...""Mine is an elderly Geritol saleswoman that I met while campaigning in Des Moines."

Best of Jack Reacher
"So we're agreed; regardless of who wins, the Fairness Doctrine and punitive IRS audits begin January 21."

Best of lawhawk
Here's the deal. I wont call you Hitler and you won't call me. Deal?

Best of prince of leaves
Why are these two smiling? He just asked her to be his running mate, she just realized how useful the dry run with Vince Foster has become.

Best of ochagirl
A moment of bliss before their extra-strength laxatives kicked in. Never accept cookies from your political opponents.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Yes, John, I use this scarf to hide my neck waddle. Too bad you can't do the same."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"X-tasy is freakin' awesome."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gozer: "The Traveller has come. Choose and perish."

Venkman: "Is he talking to us?"

Winston: "What's he talking about? Choose what?"

Stantz: "What do you mean "choose?" We don't understand!"

Gozer: "CHOOSE!!"

Spengler: "I think he's saying that since we're about to be sacrificed anyway, we get to choose the form we want him to take."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Apparently, they flock together.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary does NOT pinp out her daughter!!... Hey, is that a John she's sitting with?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"pinp" = "pimp"
"PIMF" = "PIMF"

duke of red said...

"Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made,
those were the days.
And you know where you were then, girls were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
Didn't need no welfare states everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the daaaaaaaaaays!"

Capt. Queeg said...

"Ya know, he really is awfully clean and articulate.."

"Mmm hmmm."

Mr. Right said...
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Mr. Right said...

"Um, Hillary, is that a kielbasa in your pantsuit pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Mr. Right said...

"...And after I'm elected, I appoint you to the Supreme Court. That ought to REALLY drive Limbaugh crazy!"

Anonymous said...

Come here you saucy wench. I love it when you talk health care to me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In regards to V's title for this picture... Can it be an airlock?

Robert said...

Memories light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories of the way we were
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were

Little Timmy, left, works to control his nausea.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Not a caption, but an observation... similar picture to this back on the postings for Feb 22, 2005... Most captions there still apply to this one.

Also, strolling down Memory Lane at captions past, I wanted to thank V the K for giving us a place to goof off for the last couple of years. I can't believe some of us have been degenerates for 3 or 4 years!

(I mean degenerates on this site... I've been a real-life degenerate much longer)

Anyway, thanks V!

jeff said...

John: "Hey, Hill, thanks for those little blue pills you got from Bill - they were fantastic!"
Hillary: "No problem - it wasn't like he was going to use them with me anyway."

dj said...

"You're such a d!ckwad, Senor Juan McLame! Happy Valentines!"..."Up yours Hill,and the same back at ya, sweetie."

dj said...

"My newest intern's an 8 year old meth addict!"...""Mine is an elderly Geritol saleswoman that I met while campaigning in Des Moines."

Jack Reacher said...

"We should write in Ann Coulter on our ballots. Wouldn't that be a scream?"

Jack Reacher said...

"You're right, we are just going through the motions. I mean, it's not like it matters who wins..."

Jack Reacher said...

"So we're agreed; regardless of who wins, the Fairness Doctrine and punitive IRS audits begin January 21."

Rodney Dill said...

Both of them have glued each other to their chair -- Neither has figured it out yet.

lawhawk said...

Here's the deal. I wont call you Hitler and you wont call me. Deal?

prince of leaves said...

Why are these two smiling? He just asked her to be his running mate, she just realized how useful the dry run with Vince Foster has become.

ochagirl said...

A moment of bliss before their extra-strength laxatives kicked in.
Never accept cookies from your political opponents.

ochagirl said...

A (very brief) moment of bliss after their extra-strength laxatives kicked in.

I know; it's a lame, gratuitous joke about their age. Bite me. :-p

Submariner said...

♪ Oh-oh the two of us!
We can make it if we try-y -
Just the two of us...♪

Submariner said...

McLame thought bubble; "Once I'm elected, those Rose Law Firm records are public knowledge..."
Kkklinton thought bubble; "I'm gonna need two .22 shells and about a cubic yard of cement..."

Anonymous said...

You complete me.

Submariner said...

♪ Coo coo ca-choo ♪