6 Degrees of Blondness
1. "What are the odds? My party's base despises me, too!"
2. "Three words of advice, Hill. Three little words. James. Earl. Ray."
3. "Bob Dole just sent me a case of Viagra, so why don't you introduce me to this 'pimped out' daughter of yours."
4. "Sorry, Hill, it would never work. I'm also an 'Active Top.' Try asking Edwards."
5. "Yeah, it really sucks to have the only obstacle to your nomination being a slick-talking liberal hillbilly that constantly reminds your base what a weak candidate you are. But enough about Bill, let me tell you about my problems with Huckabee."
6. "What are the odds? George Soros pays the salaries of my campaign operatives, too!"
7. "You were incredible. Did I say incredible? I meant unbelievable. But enough about your CPAC speech."
8. "Hmmm, so you're saying if we had a 'Human Rights Commission' like Canada, we could get Rush Limbaugh to STFU? I like your thinking, Maverick."
9. "Mrs. Clinton, are you trying to seduce me?"
10. "Sorry, Hill. You're just a little too conservative to be my running mate."
Very Brady Best of duke of red
♪ "Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made,
those were the days..." ♪
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"X-tasy is freakin' awesome."
Best of Mr. Right
"...And after I'm elected, I appoint you to the Supreme Court. That ought to REALLY drive Limbaugh crazy!"
Best of Robert
Little Timmy, left, works to control his nausea.
Best of jeff
John: "Hey, Hill, thanks for those little blue pills you got from Bill - they were fantastic!"
Hillary: "No problem - it wasn't like he was going to use them with me anyway."
Best of dj
"My newest intern's an 8 year old meth addict!"...""Mine is an elderly Geritol saleswoman that I met while campaigning in Des Moines."
Best of Jack Reacher
"So we're agreed; regardless of who wins, the Fairness Doctrine and punitive IRS audits begin January 21."
Best of lawhawk
Here's the deal. I wont call you Hitler and you won't call me. Deal?
Best of prince of leaves
Why are these two smiling? He just asked her to be his running mate, she just realized how useful the dry run with Vince Foster has become.
Best of ochagirl
A moment of bliss before their extra-strength laxatives kicked in. Never accept cookies from your political opponents.