Monday, February 18, 2008

Get a Room, Part II


1. "It's all right, maverick. I'm sure Heath Ledger is in a better place."

2. Despite Maverick's bragging, W was pretty sure he crapped bigger.

3. "Sssh, sssh, it's all right. It's just a man and a horse being hanged."

4. "Whoa, that Osama, or whatever his name is, is one heck of a square dance caller!"

5. "Tell me again how you're going to give citizenship to 20 million third world socialists. It gets me S-o-o-o-o hawt!"

6. "Getitoff!Getitoff!Getitoff!Getitoff!"

7. Maverick was touched by W's birthday gift, not realizing the collection of Matlock DVD's was meant to be a gag.

8. W was going to kill whoever picked Barry Manilow's "Looks Like We Made It" as the background music for this event.

9. The Axxe Effect goes horribly awry.

10. Beneath the smile, W seethed. I am *never* going to get the old man smell out of this shirt.

Best of Capt. Queeg
Bush Pimps Death

Best of Jack Reacher
"Maverick, this isn't what I meant when I asked how you'd stimulate the base."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Good so far, George. Now put you right hand on my left cheek and start grinding."

Best of mklasing
W pretends to hug him as once again the elderly Maverick has fallen asleep during a rally.

Best of Submariner
W's thought bubble; "Note to self - don't let Laura use Snuggles brand fabric softener sheets again before a McLame rally..."

Best of Robert
Praise Jesus! He can walk! Hallelujah!

Best of attmay
"Keep it above the waist, Johnny-boy. I've still got Karl Rove on speed-dial."

Best of Double the U
Oh yes Timmy you should be proud of your Special Olympics med... Oh John McCain... well how you doin' there sport?

Best of curly
“No John, you can’t have one of my kidneys, so quit squeezing the merchandise.”

Best of Jonathan
"Sorry, George, but your milkshake brings THIS boy to the yard!"

Best of Army of Mom
I love you, man!

26 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

♫ "Hold me closer tiny dancer..."♫

Capt. Queeg said...

Bush Pimps Death

Jack Reacher said...

"Maverick, either you're taking those little pills again, or you're really happy to see me."

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, Maverick, there's a woman a caption down who could use a hug. Just a suggestion."

Jack Reacher said...

"Maverick, this isn't what I meant when I asked how you'd stimulate the base."

Capt. Queeg said...

"Good so far, George. Now put you right hand on my left cheek and start grinding."

mklasing said...

W pretends to hug him as once again the elderly Maverick has fallen asleep during a rally.

Submariner said...

W's thought bubble; "Note to self - don't let Laura use Snuggles brand fabric softener sheets again before a McLame rally..."

Submariner said...

Many of us are embarrassed by the prom dates we had. I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

2 men enter, 1 couple leaves!
2 men enter, 1 couple leaves!

Submariner said...

Yo Kobe; over here - he can't cover me!

Robert said...

Raise your hand if you're Sure!

McCain (whispering): you're mouthwash ain't makin' it.

W: Praise Jesus! He can walk! Hallelujah!

Submariner said...

Whispered; "You'd better hope the election goes your way, John. You ain't close to ready for Dancin' With The Stars."

duke of red said...

"Ooooooh....Crack!! Thanks, Maverick. My back has been KILLING me."

duke of red said...

"What smells like ammonia?"

attmay said...

"Keep it above the waist, Johnny-boy. I've still got Karl Rove on speed-dial."

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I live in a van down by the river."

Double the U said...

Oh yes Timmy you should be proud of your Special Olympics med... Oh John McCain... well how you doin' there sport?

curly said...

“No John, you can’t have one of my kidneys, so quit squeezing the merchandise.”

curly said...

John McLame confuses W for an illegal alien.

curly said...

“Don’t work so hard for the gay vote, John. They always vote Democrat, just like the blacks and the abortionists.”

Mr. Right said...

"Damn! I wish you knew how to quit me!"

Tim said...

Uhh Maverick, This isn't Las Vegas...

Jonathan said...

"Sorry, George, but your milkshake brings THIS boy to the yard!"

curly said...

“The mariachis are playing our song!”

Army of Mom said...

I love you, man!