Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Enter the Dragon



1. Gesundheit.

2. Hillary's visit to their small village was commemorated for many years afterward.

3. How Amy Winehouse eats a Reeses.

4. Gene Simmons presents The Mikado.

5. Sorry, should have warned you. That pilot light's a little tricky.

Best of Adjustah
Although her efforts were somewhat misguided, she genuinely wanted to surprise her boyfriend on Steak and Blowjob Day.

Best of Jack Reacher
Sometimes that not-so-fresh feeling is pretty hard to hide.

Best of Chrees
How the rumor that BK's slogan is "flamed broiled boogers" got started.

Best of prince of leaves
Look at the adam's apple -- she's clearly a dragon queen.

Best of prince of leaves
In a scene thankfully cut from the courtship sequence in "The Clone Wars", Amidala impresses Anakin with her fireball-blowing abilities, to which he responds with a startling demonstration of Force-enhanced pyroflatulation.

Best of Army of Mom
I show him. Make me squeeze my feet into tiny shoes. Tell me only one baby and it has to be a boy. Come here, honey, I want to give you a blow job.

Best of curly
Don’t braze me, ho.

Best of Submariner
There's only one really sure way to sterilize your microphone after Gavin Newsome has used it...

Best of attmay
Yeah, okay, but where's the crouching tiger?

Best of Submariner
It appears the concept of the "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..." ad campaign couldn't be more beyond the Chinese.

34 comments:

Van Helsing said...

Next time, go easier on the wasabi sauce.

Rodney Dill said...

Monica Lewinski stars in the sequel to the Kill Bill movies -- Blow Bill 1 & 2

The Man said...

That's-a spicy meatball!

Shayne said...

"Me Chinese, me make joke, me put tabasco in your coke."

Submariner said...

Talk about yer sizzlin' hot bj's!

Adjustah said...

Although her efforts were somewhat misguided, she genuinely wanted to surprise her boyfriend on Steak and Blowjob Day.

Jack Reacher said...

Sometimes that not-so-fresh feeling is pretty hard to hide.

Chrees said...

How the rumor that BK's slogan is "flamed broiled boogers" got started.

prince of leaves said...

I've heard of "sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch", but sucking the fireball from a lit stick of dynamite? That's impressive.

prince of leaves said...

Look at the adam's apple -- she's clearly a dragon queen.

prince of leaves said...

In a scene thankfully cut from the courtship sequence in "The Clone Wars", Amidala impresses Anakin with her fireball-blowing abilities, to which he responds with a startling demonstration of Force-enhanced pyroflatulation.

prince of leaves said...

Islamist readers of "Cap This" rioted in the streets after spotting 'Allah' spelled out in an obscure arabic script in the flames.

mklasing said...

2010: President Obama unveils his new plan for a one world religion.

Cybrludite said...

Behind the scenes at the North Korean nuclean weapons test...

Submariner said...

Bill Bixby was instantly smitten and "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" was born.

Submariner said...

Emperor's thought bubble; "Yeah, she's hot here, but in the bedroom? Talk about your Great Wall of China!"

Submariner said...

Emperor's thought bubble; "I am SO-O-O-O going to 'bury the sword to the hilt' later..."

Submariner said...

♪ I raughed at rove 'cause I thought it was funny
♪ You came arong and moved me honey
♪ I've changed my mind, your rove is fine
♪ Goodness, gracious, gleat barrs of ...

Army of Mom said...

Damn, I knew that bitch was full of hot air, but this?

Army of Mom said...

Sweetheart, I think it is time to do something about that bad breath problem.

Army of Mom said...

'Ow to speak Australian: Heartburn

Army of Mom said...

*shouting to some guys behind him*

Dude, leave the BBQ grill in the back of the truck. I have another way to grill the sausage.

Army of Mom said...

You rike brow job?

Sun Li's prostitution career halted early on after her first customer's dick turned to ashes.

Army of Mom said...

I show him. Make me squeeze my feet into tiny shoes. Tell me only one baby and it has to be a boy. Come here, honey, I want to give you a blow job.

Army of Mom said...

Do not piss this lady off.

Army of Mom said...

Metaphor for the U.S. if Barack is elected president.

Submariner said...

A short time later, her boyfriend made her give up drinking Bud Light...

curly said...

1. That bitch has one hell of a carbon footprint.

2. Don’t braze me, ho.

3. President Obama’s DNA differed from that of the last Democrat to occupy the White House.

4. “I told you to stay away from the Hildabeast; you’ll never get that fishy taste out of your mouth!”

Submariner said...

There's only one really sure way to sterilize your microphone after Gavin Newsome has used it...

Submariner said...

Kim Sum couldn't wait to pay back Sen. McLame for what he did to her village...

attmay said...

Yeah, okay, but where's the crouching tiger?

curly said...

“If I possessed that talent, I could burn the flag whenever I spit on it”, portentously intoned the amerikkka bashing Michelle Obama.

metalgarth said...

Using Kubicki actors to star in the new Godzilla movie proved to be the studio's undoing.

Submariner said...

It appears the concept of the "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..." ad campaign is totally beyond the Chinese.