Friday, February 29, 2008

Do you believe in magic?



1. "So, who wants to touch my garment and be healed?"

2. Afro-Glow and Afro-Sheen... available at Fantastic Sam's and fine cosmetic stores throughout the greater Detroit area.

3. "I will now begin the exorcism of Hillary Rodham Clinton."

4. "I ain't walkin' into no spooky light to save some little white girl. Carol Ann can f**k herself."

5. ORA:"Father/ Yes son?/ I want to kill you/ Mother, I want to...f*** you..." This part of Obama's stage act was creepy and pretentious, but the fans loved it.

So True, Best of Jonathan
I'll take "Posters found on the bathroom wall in Bill Keller's home" for $200, Alex.

Best of metalgarth
No one in Springfield could be sure that it wasn't a Freudian Slip when Carl broke into a rendition of LENNY and the Jets at Moe's Kareoke night.

Best of Chrees
"Everyone say it with me... MONORAIL!"

Best of Jay Guevara
"...a little something called 'Camptown Races.' Hit it!"

Best of divine miss m
"Rhythm, rhythm, you people! Come on, black guys? Help the white guys."

Best of Shayne
Obama had no idea that there were subway cars in Ohio and Hillary knew how to drive one.

Best of Mr. Right
Moments after this picture was taken, all traces of the Senator had vanished. Hillary clinton was arrested soon afterward when a working Star Trek phaser was found in her purse.

Best of trigger girlie
Obama's entry into The Guiness World Book of Records was successful after he has uncovered "the biggest ego" category. He is the first human to consider himself a galaxy, complete with his own planets and moons revolving around him.

Best of Cybrludite
"...and she didn't mean it was the ACTUAL first time she has been proud of her country. She actually meant to say it was the first time she was proud of her adult film career..."

Best of Submariner
B.O. recreates a scene from Flashdance, but without the soundtrack, hot blonde and water deluge.

32 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Actually, Smokey Robinson hasn't let himself go at all.

WV: Not kidding, it was "ulefag"

metalgarth said...

No one in Springfield could be sure that it wasn't a Freudian Slip when Carl broke into a rendition of LENNY and the Jets at Moe's Kareoke night.

Capt. Queeg said...

"People, we went over this, what, last week? You hold the smoke in your lungs as long as you can, and pass the joint to the friend on your left!"

Submariner said...

♪ Feel-lings; whoa-oa-oa feel-lings...♪

Submariner said...

♪ Oh the shark bites, with her teeth dear;
And she keeps them, pearly white...♪

Submariner said...

And to prove that I'm no Muslim to all those nay-sayers out there;
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...

Submariner said...

♪ I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go,
People know the part I'm playing.
Paid for every dance, selling sweet romance,
Every night some tart betraying.
There will come a day, my youth will pass away,
Then, what will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know, I'll be "Just a gigolo,"
As life goes on without me. ♪

Chrees said...

"Everyone say it with me... MONORAIL!"

Submariner said...

It's GOOD to be da king...

Submariner said...

Ladies and gentlemen; ar-r-r-r-re you ready to R-R-R-R-RUMBLE?

Submariner said...

"...and she didn't mean it was the ACTUAL first time she has been proud of her country. She's actually said she has been proud of it to me at home two or three times in her adult life..."

Jonathan said...

I'll take "Posters found on the bathroom wall in Bill Keller's home" for $200, Alex.

Jonathan said...

Obama prepares to show Gavin Newsome how to properly fellate a microphone.

Jay Guevara said...

"...a little something called 'Camptown Races.' Hit it!"

divine miss m said...

"Rhythm, rhythm, you people! Come on, black guys? Help the white guys."

Silhouette said...

He's full of stars.

Shayne said...

Obama had no idea that there were subway cars in Ohio and Hillary knew how to drive one.

Shayne said...

American Idol hopeful Barack Obama woo'd the crowd with his rendition of the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself."

Mr. Right said...

Come, mista tally mon, tally me banana...
Daylight come and I wan' go home!

Mr. Right said...

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Mr. Right said...

Moments after this picture was taken, all traces of the Senator had vanished. Hillary clinton was arrested soon afterward when a working Star Trek phaser was found in her purse.

trigger girlie said...

"And as I was sayi...BLAM!!"

Amtrak did not open the new 2008 season with a good start. At least for the train company.

trigger girlie said...

Obama's entry into The Guiness World Book of Records was successful after he has uncovered "the biggest ego" category. He is the first human to consider himself a galaxy, complete with his own planets and moons revolving around him.

Cybrludite said...
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Cybrludite said...

"...and she didn't mean it was the ACTUAL first time she has been proud of her country. She actually meant to say it was the first time she was proud of her adult film career..."

Submariner said...

"...and there IS a danger to voting for me in '08. You know what they say - Once you go black, you never go back. Right Ms. Sheehan?"

Submariner said...

B.O. recreates a scene from Flashdance, but without the soundtrack, hot blonde and water deluge.

divine miss m said...

Just for the record, owning a CD of "Ella Sings Gershwin" doesn't qualify you as a Soul Brother.

Rodney Dill said...


Shall I be wafted to the skies
On flowery beds of ease
While others strive to win the prize
And sail on bloody seas

Rodney Dill said...


Roxanne...

Rodney Dill said...


I hear that train a comin'
she's comin' 'round the bend...

Scott said...

...And that was when the McCain train hit him from behind.