1. "So, who wants to touch my garment and be healed?"
2. Afro-Glow and Afro-Sheen... available at Fantastic Sam's and fine cosmetic stores throughout the greater Detroit area.
3. "I will now begin the exorcism of Hillary Rodham Clinton."
4. "I ain't walkin' into no spooky light to save some little white girl. Carol Ann can f**k herself."
5. ORA:"Father/ Yes son?/ I want to kill you/ Mother, I want to...f*** you..." This part of Obama's stage act was creepy and pretentious, but the fans loved it.
So True, Best of Jonathan
I'll take "Posters found on the bathroom wall in Bill Keller's home" for $200, Alex.
Best of metalgarth
No one in Springfield could be sure that it wasn't a Freudian Slip when Carl broke into a rendition of LENNY and the Jets at Moe's Kareoke night.
Best of Chrees
"Everyone say it with me... MONORAIL!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"...a little something called 'Camptown Races.' Hit it!"
Best of divine miss m
"Rhythm, rhythm, you people! Come on, black guys? Help the white guys."
Best of Shayne
Obama had no idea that there were subway cars in Ohio and Hillary knew how to drive one.
Best of Mr. Right
Moments after this picture was taken, all traces of the Senator had vanished. Hillary clinton was arrested soon afterward when a working Star Trek phaser was found in her purse.
Best of trigger girlie
Obama's entry into The Guiness World Book of Records was successful after he has uncovered "the biggest ego" category. He is the first human to consider himself a galaxy, complete with his own planets and moons revolving around him.
Best of Cybrludite
"...and she didn't mean it was the ACTUAL first time she has been proud of her country. She actually meant to say it was the first time she was proud of her adult film career..."
Best of Submariner
B.O. recreates a scene from Flashdance, but without the soundtrack, hot blonde and water deluge.
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Actually, Smokey Robinson hasn't let himself go at all.
WV: Not kidding, it was "ulefag"
No one in Springfield could be sure that it wasn't a Freudian Slip when Carl broke into a rendition of LENNY and the Jets at Moe's Kareoke night.
"People, we went over this, what, last week? You hold the smoke in your lungs as long as you can, and pass the joint to the friend on your left!"
♪ Feel-lings; whoa-oa-oa feel-lings...♪
♪ Oh the shark bites, with her teeth dear;
And she keeps them, pearly white...♪
And to prove that I'm no Muslim to all those nay-sayers out there;
♪ 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer... ♪
♪ I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go,
People know the part I'm playing.
Paid for every dance, selling sweet romance,
Every night some tart betraying.
There will come a day, my youth will pass away,
Then, what will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know, I'll be "Just a gigolo,"
As life goes on without me. ♪
"Everyone say it with me... MONORAIL!"
It's GOOD to be da king...
Ladies and gentlemen; ar-r-r-r-re you ready to R-R-R-R-RUMBLE?
"...and she didn't mean it was the ACTUAL first time she has been proud of her country. She's actually said she has been proud of it to me at home two or three times in her adult life..."
I'll take "Posters found on the bathroom wall in Bill Keller's home" for $200, Alex.
Obama prepares to show Gavin Newsome how to properly fellate a microphone.
"...a little something called 'Camptown Races.' Hit it!"
"Rhythm, rhythm, you people! Come on, black guys? Help the white guys."
He's full of stars.
Obama had no idea that there were subway cars in Ohio and Hillary knew how to drive one.
American Idol hopeful Barack Obama woo'd the crowd with his rendition of the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself."
♪ Come, mista tally mon, tally me banana...
Daylight come and I wan' go home! ♪
♪ I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more ♪
Moments after this picture was taken, all traces of the Senator had vanished. Hillary clinton was arrested soon afterward when a working Star Trek phaser was found in her purse.
"And as I was sayi...BLAM!!"
Amtrak did not open the new 2008 season with a good start. At least for the train company.
Obama's entry into The Guiness World Book of Records was successful after he has uncovered "the biggest ego" category. He is the first human to consider himself a galaxy, complete with his own planets and moons revolving around him.
"...and she didn't mean it was the ACTUAL first time she has been proud of her country. She actually meant to say it was the first time she was proud of her adult film career..."
"...and there IS a danger to voting for me in '08. You know what they say - Once you go black, you never go back. Right Ms. Sheehan?"
B.O. recreates a scene from Flashdance, but without the soundtrack, hot blonde and water deluge.
Just for the record, owning a CD of "Ella Sings Gershwin" doesn't qualify you as a Soul Brother.
♬
Shall I be wafted to the skies
On flowery beds of ease
While others strive to win the prize
And sail on bloody seas
♬
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Roxanne...
♬
♬
I hear that train a comin'
she's comin' 'round the bend...
♬
...And that was when the McCain train hit him from behind.
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