Thursday, February 28, 2008

Checking in with Melissa Therieu


1. Hey! That pen is a FlexGrip(tm)! (What the Hell is wrong with me?)

2. "And its stuffed... I mean, tough, to get your tits out... to get out on the campaign trail and make scissor me... and make decisions ... that affect people's oh-goddess-I-want-to-fist-you-so-hard..." Hillary's final meltdown occurred unexpectedly during an interview with French TV.

3. Isn't it funny how sometimes you get distracted and you just can't finish what you

Best of Jack Reacher
"Thanks for talking with us, Gallant, and Goofus...Goofus. Yo! My eyes are up here, Goofus!"

Best of Capt. Queeg
Judging from the microphone placement, it looks like we're finally in for a debate between two boobs worth watching.

Best of Chrees
Pop quiz: How do you make announcing 400 cars went up in flames last night palatable?

14 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Here we have the latest in young men's training posters.

Remember gents, look at her eyes!

Jay Guevara said...

Katie Couric's had some work done.

A lot of work done.

Make that, "a few cubic light years of work done."

Jay Guevara said...

Thank God for Thursdays...

Jack Reacher said...

"Thanks for talking with us, Gallant, and Goofus...Goofus. Yo! My eyes are up here, Goofus!"

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
Here we have the latest in young men's training posters.
Remember gents, look at her eyes!


>BLINK< She has eyes? >BLINK<

Submariner said...

Y'know, thinking about it, I wouldn't mind seeing her in B.O.'s outfit from a few posts ago...

(and then out of it too!)

Capt. Queeg said...

Keep it down, guys. I'm watching a broadcast here...

Capt. Queeg said...

OK, name one more reason to save the French again...

Submariner said...

(Channeling SOTG)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to type one handed?

Submariner said...

Just my damn luck - 155 channels on my satellite TV and I can't get a single decent French station...

Capt. Queeg said...

Judging from the microphone placement, it looks like we're finally in for a debate between two boobs worth watching.

Chrees said...

Pop quiz: How do you make announcing 400 cars went up in flames last night palatable?

trigger girlie said...

Ever since Regis Philbin got breast implants, the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire just wasn't the same, since the contestants seemed to be a little distrac...look, a butterfly!

Submariner said...

"John Edwairds ees good." Que dans le Diable ce moyen? Est "bon" pour ce qui?