Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Aw, Wook at da Quut Widdow Communists



1. "Hey, good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later..."

2. Barney Frank loaned his interns to the Berkeley protest.

3. My guess: The kid in the middle is used to speaking into microphones, mostly saying 'Supersize it.'

4. "Sorry, Billy, no moustache rides here. You're thinking of Folsom Street Fair."

5. "Naked pictures of my mom. Only $10. Get your naked pictures of my mom."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mom, I'm speaking truth to the fascist Bushitler regime right now, but I'll be home for dinner. What? Yeah, Tater Tots is fine."

Best of Silhouette
(Burping) "Aauuhh, Beaauuh, Ceeuuh,.."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Tom Cruise, come out of the closet!"

Best of Jay Guevara
"And if our demands are not met, we will breed. As soon as we can, that is."

Best of Cybrludite
Just tell grandma we missed dinner with her because we were protesting the fascist Bush regime. She'll understand.

Best of Rodney Dill
New recruits for Breasts Not Bombs

Best of Capt. Queeg
"...futhermore, we demand the immediate reinstatement of Sloppy Joe Thursdays!"

Best of Army of Mom
Poor sad Bengals fans are used to disappointments.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Comrades, comrades who need comrades, are the luckiest agitators in the world..."

Best of jeff
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman never seem to age - and they keep doing stupid things together.

42 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your failures, Pugsley.

1. "Hey, good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later..."

Holy crap, I thought I was the only one who remembered that commercial!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"World Can't Wait"... sort of like Jasper here can't wait for his next meal.

Jack Reacher said...

(Kid on right) "Mom, I'm speaking truth to the fascist Bushitler regime right now, but I'll be home for dinner. What? Yeah, Tater Tots is fine."

"Hey, good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later..." O Lord, that brings back memories!

Jack Reacher said...

"And if you do not come down, we'll be forced to take direct measures." And yet Timmy's cat remained in the tree.

Jack Reacher said...

"Vote for Pedro!"

attmay said...

Hand over all the fudgsicles and nobody gets hurt.

Silhouette said...

Breaker, one-nine, is anyone there? Come on back, truckers, and talk to "Teddy Bear."

Silhouette said...

(Burping) "Aauuhh, Beaauuh, Ceeuuh,.."

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary errors in trying to appeal to a younger crowd. -- "C'mon Senator Clinton... Move that Bust!"

Silhouette said...

We're gonna drive out the Bush Regime, if it takes eight years.

Silhouette said...

"Feeeeeelings. Whoa whoa whoa feelings."

The Man said...

Sorry kid, the Marines are probably not interested.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Tom Cruise, come out of the closet!"

Robert said...

Wankers.

Jay Guevara said...

"Naked pictures of my mom. Only $10. Get your naked pictures of my mom."

When there were no takers, Goofus realized he would have to up the ante to $20 to get anyone to take them.

Jay Guevara said...

"And if our demands are not met, we will breed. As soon as we can, that is."

prince of leaves said...

Hey moron, you've waited seven years and three weeks already, what's another 49 weeks?

Mr. Right said...

"Attica!... Attica!... Attica!..."

Mr. Right said...

We title this photo:

Moonbats in Pupal Stage

Cybrludite said...

Just tell grandma we missed dinner with her because we were protesting the facist Bush regime. She'll understand.

Cybrludite said...

Suzie Nguyen in the background was dissapointed to discover that all the guys at the rally were still at the "girl cooties" stage.

Rodney Dill said...

New recruits for Breasts Not Bombs

Son Of The Godfather said...

"And we will stay on your lawn, Mr. V the K, until you post Thursday's picture..."

Capt. Queeg said...

"...futhermore, we demand the immediate reinstatement of Sloppy Joe Thursdays!"

lawhawk said...

Cindy Sheehan, the early years.

Submariner said...

The REALLY sad thing is that each of them has a personal parking space in Berkeley.

Chrees said...

ORA: "Hey hey, ho ho, this penis party's got to go"

Related: "Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!"

Army of Mom said...

1. "Hey, good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later..."

Ohmigod, I cracked up. Sad thing is I will have to explain this to my sweet young husband. He's too young to get these jokes.

Army of Mom said...

"Yo quiero Ocho Cinco, no trade-o! Yo quiero Ocho Cinco, no tradeo-o!"

Poor sad Bengals fans are used to disappointments.

Army of Mom said...

The 19 on Tubby's stomach stands for the number of burgers he/she/it plans to eat for lunch.

V the K said...

AoM, perhaps this will help explain it to AoD.

Army of Mom said...

'ow to speak Australian: Child Abuse

Army of Mom said...

OHMIGOD, V the K!!! That is great. I wanted one of those.

Thanks for the link. Just realized the sentence appears a little lurid. Sorry ... or perhaps not. :)

Jay Guevara said...

(Pace silhouette)

"Comrades, comrades who need comrades, are the luckiest agitators in the world..."

jeff said...

(girl in back) "Hey Barney, I think I've found a couple of boys that are just your type. You'll introduce me to the lettuce girls, right?"

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman never seem to age - and they keep doing stupid things together.

RonF said...

3. My guess: The kid in the middle is used to speaking into microphones, mostly saying 'Supersize it.'

Or maybe, "Would you like to supersize that?" Of course, that would actually be able to hold a job.

Submariner said...

Step 2 in the Gavin Newsome School of "Public Speaking" is deep-throating that mic...

Submariner said...

♪ Look at all the little piggies, standing in a row...♪

Submariner said...

"... and Ward Churchill taught us the TRUTH!"

Submariner said...

What we know:
1) George W Bush has personally caused every world ill.
2) Global warming will kill us all.
3) Personal Gulfstream V's are the BEST way to get to alGore's mansion in Tennessee.

Army of Dad said...

Thanks for the help V!

I had no idea what everyone was talking about.

Anonymous said...

Future Scrotum Inflaters of America turn out in force for the protest.