Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Red, Red, Red
1. NSFW Thursdays ... the Enumclaw Edition.2. Kind of like Gary Coleman's honeymoon in reverse.
3. Yes, it was painful for the participants and awkward for the spectators, but enough about Hillary and Obama at the DNC convention.
4. Paul Raposo is once again painfully reminded that everybody is getting some except him.
5. "Hello, Carolina Contracting? This is John Edwards. I'd like to add a giraffe enclosure to my massive estate. Don't ask why, just do it!"
6. Inspired by the scene, a Microsoft programmer went back to work and wrote Vista.
7. Giraffe --- /n/ mammal, eats, shoots, and leaves.
8. Since Jim Carrey passed on Ace Ventura 3, the producers had to find other ways of attracting an audience.
9. To combat declining attendance, the San Diego zoo spikes the water with V>1>agr>a.
10. "And, as you can see, as the Bush Tax cuts are repealed, our revenue growth will... Oh, Sweet Ayatollah of Krakatoa..." A Clinton operative sabotages Obama's Powerpoint presentation to the Economic Club of Ohio.
Best of The Man
Disney should have thought twice about hiring Ang Lee to direct Lion King 4.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Eeyore! NOOOOOOOOO!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I thought I remembered Democrats yelling something about "If George Bush gets re-elected, he'll reinstate the giraffe!"
Best of curly
For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of giraffes because it feels like trans-speciesism is finally making a comeback.
Best of curly
Giraffes are the opiates of the asses.
Best of GregMan
"Bring your pet to work day" at the Folsom Street Fair went horribly wrong.
Best of Jay Guevara
The Republican Party never regretted switching from the elephant to the giraffe as its symbol.
Best of Submariner
Shrek! HALP me, Shrek!
Best of Army of Dad
Despite the nice persona on camera selling toys to children, Geoffrey had a dark side.
Best of Adjustah
On the set of the direct-to-video release of Madagascar 2: When Melman Ploughed Marty.
Best of Double the U
"Alright! Rusty's in the club!"
48 comments:
giraffe + burro = giraffro = Dawn's head explodes
It take a giraffe to define ‘change’ in today’s political context: a good screwing of the little guy.
An excited Sully quips that “sometimes it’s good to be an ass.”
The San Francisco Zoo continues to draws an eclectic mix of visitors.
Disney should have thought twice about hiring Ang Lee to direct Lion King 4.
The guy who wrote Hillary's "change you can Xerox" line is the one in front.
...and 9 months later... Howard Stern!
"Can you feel me now, b*tch?"
Eeyore! NOOOOOOOOO!
I thought I remembered Democrats yelling something about "If George Bush gets re-elected, he'll reinstate the giraffe!"
Aw shaddup, I haven't had caffeine yet! ;)
Giraffe's are nature's Bill Clinton... Can never turn down a piece of ass.
“Darnnit Jose! You installed the Mexican hood ornament on the wrong side again!”
For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of giraffes because it feels like trans-speciesism is finally making a comeback.
Giraffe + Burro = janeane garofalo?
Giraffes are the opiates of the asses.
Things became clearer when it was discovered that the giraffe was sponsored by the Kennedy family.
curly said...
Giraffes are the opiates of the asses.
Oh, that's good.
Karl Rove watched a moment, then told his staff "I have an idea. Instead of a giraffe, if we can get an elephant to do that..."
The natural fallout of the San Diego Zoo's "don't ask, don't tell" policy
Toys 'R' Us was forced to find a new mascot after Geoffrey compromised the company's image.
No...'piece of ass' is a figure of speech. Why do you ask?
"Bring your pet to work day" at the Folsom Street Fair went horribly wrong.
I just knew it was a bad idea to take the children to the San Francisco Zoo.
Sadly, the San Diego Zookeepers took Obama's message of "Change" way too literally.
Stymied in his quest to introduce sex education classes in Kindergarten, President B. Hussein Obama sets his sights on biology textbooks.
We're way beyond "don't taze me, bro," as the next jackass that rambled at the mic without asking a question to John Kerry soon found out...
The Republican Party never regretted switching from the elephant to the giraffe as its symbol.
HALP US JON CARRY-WE R STUCK IN HER CRAK
If the grain was delivered to the bar, where did the Neverland supply of "Jebus Juice" get delivered?
Shrek! HALP me, Shrek!
What happens in Madagascar stays in Madagascar.
Shrek! HALP me, Shrek!
Just Excellent
Damn Submariner, I still can't get that donkey's voice outta my head.
"'Tis better to have love a short ass, than never to have loved a tall."
Despite the nice persona on camera selling toys to children, Geoffrey had a dark side.
A sign, hearkening the coming the Hillabeast. Or maybe the Anti-Christ. The two could be one in the same.
When we come back from the break - Francis meets Geoffrey and starts the inevitable downward spiral into the world of sex, drugs and rock and roll on E! True Hollywood Confessions
It's not bestiality, it's inter-species erotica.
Them thingies on his head should a given away that he was just an African horniebastard...
On the set of the direct-to-video release of Madagascar 2: When Melman Ploughed Marty.
"Alright! Rusty's in the club!"
That'll leave a mark...
Giraffe: "Of course it was a female ass. What do you think I am, some kind of f@gg-t?"
Thank you, V the K for posting this pic. Here is my much-awaited caption. I do hope it hasn't been used yet, as I haven't read all the other captions.
How low would you stoop for a little a$$?
45 years later, Barack Obama.
Jim was prepared to handle the kids' uncomfortable questions about sex if they happened upon some action in the zoo's monkey enclosure...but for this, he had no answers.
Ben Stein would later use this image to explain the real cause of speciation in his Algore-like roadshow on intelligent design.
"Hello, I'm a Mac"
"AND I'M A PC!!!"
If you can't love the one you want, love the one you're with.
I swear, you can't get pregnant the first time you do it!
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This stunt is sure to get us on Jackass TV!
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