Friday, February 22, 2008

And Now Another Fun-Filled Episode of "Inter-Species Romance!"

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Red, Red, Red

1. NSFW Thursdays ... the Enumclaw Edition.

2. Kind of like Gary Coleman's honeymoon in reverse.

3. Yes, it was painful for the participants and awkward for the spectators, but enough about Hillary and Obama at the DNC convention.

4. Paul Raposo is once again painfully reminded that everybody is getting some except him.

5. "Hello, Carolina Contracting? This is John Edwards. I'd like to add a giraffe enclosure to my massive estate. Don't ask why, just do it!"

6. Inspired by the scene, a Microsoft programmer went back to work and wrote Vista.

7. Giraffe --- /n/ mammal, eats, shoots, and leaves.

8. Since Jim Carrey passed on Ace Ventura 3, the producers had to find other ways of attracting an audience.

9. To combat declining attendance, the San Diego zoo spikes the water with V>1>agr>a.

10. "And, as you can see, as the Bush Tax cuts are repealed, our revenue growth will... Oh, Sweet Ayatollah of Krakatoa..." A Clinton operative sabotages Obama's Powerpoint presentation to the Economic Club of Ohio.

Best of The Man
Disney should have thought twice about hiring Ang Lee to direct Lion King 4.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Eeyore! NOOOOOOOOO!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I thought I remembered Democrats yelling something about "If George Bush gets re-elected, he'll reinstate the giraffe!"

Best of curly
For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of giraffes because it feels like trans-speciesism is finally making a comeback.

Best of curly
Giraffes are the opiates of the asses.

Best of GregMan
"Bring your pet to work day" at the Folsom Street Fair went horribly wrong.

Best of Jay Guevara
The Republican Party never regretted switching from the elephant to the giraffe as its symbol.

Best of Submariner
Shrek! HALP me, Shrek!

Best of Army of Dad
Despite the nice persona on camera selling toys to children, Geoffrey had a dark side.

Best of Adjustah
On the set of the direct-to-video release of Madagascar 2: When Melman Ploughed Marty.

Best of Double the U
"Alright! Rusty's in the club!"

48 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

giraffe + burro = giraffro = Dawn's head explodes

curly said...

It take a giraffe to define ‘change’ in today’s political context: a good screwing of the little guy.

curly said...

An excited Sully quips that “sometimes it’s good to be an ass.”

curly said...

The San Francisco Zoo continues to draws an eclectic mix of visitors.

The Man said...

Disney should have thought twice about hiring Ang Lee to direct Lion King 4.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The guy who wrote Hillary's "change you can Xerox" line is the one in front.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...and 9 months later... Howard Stern!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Can you feel me now, b*tch?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Eeyore! NOOOOOOOOO!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought I remembered Democrats yelling something about "If George Bush gets re-elected, he'll reinstate the giraffe!"

Aw shaddup, I haven't had caffeine yet! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Giraffe's are nature's Bill Clinton... Can never turn down a piece of ass.

curly said...

“Darnnit Jose! You installed the Mexican hood ornament on the wrong side again!”

curly said...

For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of giraffes because it feels like trans-speciesism is finally making a comeback.

Adjustah said...

Giraffe + Burro = janeane garofalo?

curly said...

Giraffes are the opiates of the asses.

Jack Reacher said...

Things became clearer when it was discovered that the giraffe was sponsored by the Kennedy family.

curly said...
Giraffes are the opiates of the asses.

Oh, that's good.

Jack Reacher said...

Karl Rove watched a moment, then told his staff "I have an idea. Instead of a giraffe, if we can get an elephant to do that..."

Chrees said...

The natural fallout of the San Diego Zoo's "don't ask, don't tell" policy

Chrees said...

Toys 'R' Us was forced to find a new mascot after Geoffrey compromised the company's image.

Chrees said...

No...'piece of ass' is a figure of speech. Why do you ask?

GregMan said...

"Bring your pet to work day" at the Folsom Street Fair went horribly wrong.

GregMan said...

I just knew it was a bad idea to take the children to the San Francisco Zoo.

mklasing said...

Sadly, the San Diego Zookeepers took Obama's message of "Change" way too literally.

GregMan said...

Stymied in his quest to introduce sex education classes in Kindergarten, President B. Hussein Obama sets his sights on biology textbooks.

Chrees said...

We're way beyond "don't taze me, bro," as the next jackass that rambled at the mic without asking a question to John Kerry soon found out...

Jay Guevara said...

The Republican Party never regretted switching from the elephant to the giraffe as its symbol.

curly said...

HALP US JON CARRY-WE R STUCK IN HER CRAK

Submariner said...

If the grain was delivered to the bar, where did the Neverland supply of "Jebus Juice" get delivered?

Submariner said...

Shrek! HALP me, Shrek!

Rodney Dill said...

What happens in Madagascar stays in Madagascar.



Shrek! HALP me, Shrek!


Just Excellent

Rodney Dill said...

Damn Submariner, I still can't get that donkey's voice outta my head.

Rodney Dill said...

"'Tis better to have love a short ass, than never to have loved a tall."

Army of Dad said...

Despite the nice persona on camera selling toys to children, Geoffrey had a dark side.

ochagirl said...

A sign, hearkening the coming the Hillabeast. Or maybe the Anti-Christ. The two could be one in the same.

Submariner said...

When we come back from the break - Francis meets Geoffrey and starts the inevitable downward spiral into the world of sex, drugs and rock and roll on E! True Hollywood Confessions

Tremor said...

It's not bestiality, it's inter-species erotica.

Submariner said...

Them thingies on his head should a given away that he was just an African horniebastard...

Adjustah said...

On the set of the direct-to-video release of Madagascar 2: When Melman Ploughed Marty.

Double the U said...

"Alright! Rusty's in the club!"

WhoopsieDaisey said...

That'll leave a mark...

Frank_IBC said...

Giraffe: "Of course it was a female ass. What do you think I am, some kind of f@gg-t?"

duke of red said...

Thank you, V the K for posting this pic. Here is my much-awaited caption. I do hope it hasn't been used yet, as I haven't read all the other captions.

How low would you stoop for a little a$$?

Anonymous said...

45 years later, Barack Obama.

prince of leaves said...

Jim was prepared to handle the kids' uncomfortable questions about sex if they happened upon some action in the zoo's monkey enclosure...but for this, he had no answers.

prince of leaves said...

Ben Stein would later use this image to explain the real cause of speciation in his Algore-like roadshow on intelligent design.

Adjustah said...

"Hello, I'm a Mac"
"AND I'M A PC!!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If you can't love the one you want, love the one you're with.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I swear, you can't get pregnant the first time you do it!

-or-

This stunt is sure to get us on Jackass TV!