Sunday, January 20, 2008

Yeah, Like We All Needed to See This

The Man



"Who needs a bunch of gawdamm writers for a Superbowl half-time show, you said. We'll come up with an extravaganza no one will ever forget, you said..."

Really Really the Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Zippy the Nude Ref Mime" didn't see the place-kicker approaching on his blind side until it was too late...

Best of Rodney Dill
That was a clean hit. Why did the ref throw the fag?

Best of Jack Reacher
I CAN HAZ PASTY BOY?

Best of curly
The halftime show ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ become more risqué every year.

Best of Gagdad Bob
After further review, the play stands.... no, wait a minute, it just sort of shrivels.

Best of Submariner
Well, John, nearest I can figure is that the Giants are getting penalized 5 yards for defending like Egyptians.

Best of Kaptain
"I don't care if we lose the game, I am NOT going to retrieve THAT ball."

Best of sonicfrog
Personal Foul!!! Four inches to the goal... repeat down...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
This is exactly why the missuz don't allow SOTG to drink in the stadium.

Best of Submariner
Evidently, Rodney didn't want his Dill to catch cold at the game?

Best of Cybrludite
"What are the odds?", thought Gerris Wilkinson, "I have that exact same outfit!"

Best of GregMan
"May I have a few moments of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?"

46 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I think you need to get pumped up.

Rodney Dill said...

That was a clean hit. Why did the ref throw the fag?

Jack Reacher said...

I thought they were going with the Edwards-spanking-Clinton show this year...

Rodney Dill said...

"I think Brett Favre's played out in the cold a few times too many."

Jack Reacher said...

I CAN HAZ PASTY BOY?

curly said...

Jan. 2009: President Dennis Kucinich wastes little time in implementing some of the ‘changes’ he promised voters.

curly said...

The halftime show ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ become more risqué every year.

Rodney Dill said...

Wide receiver... definitely

Rodney Dill said...

"You makin' a pass at me?"

Gagdad Bob said...

When the ref threatened to penalize me, he wasn't kidding.

Gagdad Bob said...

Penalty for too little manhood on the field.

Gagdad Bob said...

Penalty for making an offensive pass on the field.

Gagdad Bob said...

After further review, the play stands.... no, wait a minute, it just sort of shrivels.

Gagdad Bob said...

Penalty: unneccesary roughness on the eyes.

Gagdad Bob said...

Yet another exposed boob in the Superbowl.

Submariner said...

Talk about yer "personal foul..."

Submariner said...

Why refs hate to get caught at the bottom of a "loose ball" pile.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Tim Robbins dreams about appearing in the superbowl...

Submariner said...

So, guess where I keep the whistle?

Submariner said...

If Andrew Sullivan were a sports uniform designer...

Submariner said...

Well, John, nearest I can figure is that the Giants are getting penalized 5 yards for defending like Egyptians.

Submariner said...

I don't criticising you for using a "lambskin" condom, so don't get all upset with me for using a pigskin one...

Kaptain said...

"I don't care if we lose the game, I am NOT going to retrieve THAT ball."

Kaptain said...

"Boy, I'm sure glad we got 'Shirts' instead of 'Pale Flabby Skins'."

Kaptain said...

"Man, that ref threw the flag so hard it took his clothes off." Goofus played hard, but he just wasn't very bright. Gallant was just a perv.

Gagdad Bob said...

Carl could have sworn he'd heard them say "punt, pass, and dick contest."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Zippy the Nude Ref Mime" didn't see the place-kicker approaching on his blind side until it was too late...

sonicfrog said...

Holding? HOLDING???? SHIT! I didn't touch it! I didn't get near that thing!!!

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Personal Foul!!! Four inches to the goal... repeat down...

Submariner said...

C'mon, 59 - just one, little, "blow to the head"? Pretty please?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I've heard of an RB faking a DB out of his jock, before, but faking a zebra out of his stripes is absurd!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I prefer the Green Bay Bikini Babes over the Fire Island Zeeba Neighbors, but you go to the playoffs with the fan base you brought, not the fan base you wish you had...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Man, what a letdown... I was expecting the Cloverfield monster to be a little more... I dunno... edgy?

Son Of The Godfather said...

This is exactly why the missuz don't allow SOTG to drink in the stadium.

Rodney Dill said...

Looks like an illegal formation to me.

Submariner said...

Evidently, Rodney didn't want his Dill to catch cold at the game?

Rodney Dill said...

'twas a gherkin due to shrinkage

Cybrludite said...

Thursday already?

Cybrludite said...

"What are the odds?", thought Gerris Wilkinson, "I have that exact same outfit!"

GregMan said...

"May I have a few moments of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?"

GregMan said...

"You stick your right foot in, you stick your right foot out..."

GregMan said...

After his crushing defeat in the Democrat primaries, Dennis Kucinich was forced to find other ways of earning a living.

GregMan said...

"Oooh, looky, a tight end!"