The Man
"Who needs a bunch of gawdamm writers for a Superbowl half-time show, you said. We'll come up with an extravaganza no one will ever forget, you said..."
Really Really the Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Zippy the Nude Ref Mime" didn't see the place-kicker approaching on his blind side until it was too late...
Best of Rodney Dill
That was a clean hit. Why did the ref throw the fag?
Best of Jack Reacher
I CAN HAZ PASTY BOY?
Best of curly
The halftime show ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ become more risqué every year.
Best of Gagdad Bob
After further review, the play stands.... no, wait a minute, it just sort of shrivels.
Best of Submariner
Well, John, nearest I can figure is that the Giants are getting penalized 5 yards for defending like Egyptians.
Best of Kaptain
"I don't care if we lose the game, I am NOT going to retrieve THAT ball."
Best of sonicfrog
Personal Foul!!! Four inches to the goal... repeat down...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
This is exactly why the missuz don't allow SOTG to drink in the stadium.
Best of Submariner
Evidently, Rodney didn't want his Dill to catch cold at the game?
Best of Cybrludite
"What are the odds?", thought Gerris Wilkinson, "I have that exact same outfit!"
Best of GregMan
"May I have a few moments of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?"
46 comments:
I think you need to get pumped up.
That was a clean hit. Why did the ref throw the fag?
I thought they were going with the Edwards-spanking-Clinton show this year...
"I think Brett Favre's played out in the cold a few times too many."
I CAN HAZ PASTY BOY?
Jan. 2009: President Dennis Kucinich wastes little time in implementing some of the ‘changes’ he promised voters.
The halftime show ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ become more risqué every year.
Wide receiver... definitely
"You makin' a pass at me?"
When the ref threatened to penalize me, he wasn't kidding.
Penalty for too little manhood on the field.
Penalty for making an offensive pass on the field.
After further review, the play stands.... no, wait a minute, it just sort of shrivels.
Penalty: unneccesary roughness on the eyes.
Yet another exposed boob in the Superbowl.
Talk about yer "personal foul..."
Why refs hate to get caught at the bottom of a "loose ball" pile.
ORA:
Tim Robbins dreams about appearing in the superbowl...
So, guess where I keep the whistle?
If Andrew Sullivan were a sports uniform designer...
Well, John, nearest I can figure is that the Giants are getting penalized 5 yards for defending like Egyptians.
I don't criticising you for using a "lambskin" condom, so don't get all upset with me for using a pigskin one...
"I don't care if we lose the game, I am NOT going to retrieve THAT ball."
"Boy, I'm sure glad we got 'Shirts' instead of 'Pale Flabby Skins'."
"Man, that ref threw the flag so hard it took his clothes off." Goofus played hard, but he just wasn't very bright. Gallant was just a perv.
Carl could have sworn he'd heard them say "punt, pass, and dick contest."
"Zippy the Nude Ref Mime" didn't see the place-kicker approaching on his blind side until it was too late...
Holding? HOLDING???? SHIT! I didn't touch it! I didn't get near that thing!!!
Personal Foul!!! Four inches to the goal... repeat down...
C'mon, 59 - just one, little, "blow to the head"? Pretty please?
I've heard of an RB faking a DB out of his jock, before, but faking a zebra out of his stripes is absurd!
I prefer the Green Bay Bikini Babes over the Fire Island Zeeba Neighbors, but you go to the playoffs with the fan base you brought, not the fan base you wish you had...
Man, what a letdown... I was expecting the Cloverfield monster to be a little more... I dunno... edgy?
This is exactly why the missuz don't allow SOTG to drink in the stadium.
Looks like an illegal formation to me.
Evidently, Rodney didn't want his Dill to catch cold at the game?
'twas a gherkin due to shrinkage
Thursday already?
"What are the odds?", thought Gerris Wilkinson, "I have that exact same outfit!"
"May I have a few moments of your time to tell you about Ron Paul?"
"You stick your right foot in, you stick your right foot out..."
After his crushing defeat in the Democrat primaries, Dennis Kucinich was forced to find other ways of earning a living.
"Oooh, looky, a tight end!"
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