Thursday, January 24, 2008

Yeah, it's a giant fishstick


1. Giant Fish Finger... killer name for a ska band.

2. Not knowing whether they will be interns in the Obama or Hillary Administration, the blonds practice fellating a huge rod that smells like fish.

3. In handing out their endorsement, the Coalition of Blond Libertarians mistakes "Mrs. Paul" for Ron Paul.

4. The primary religion of the Lilliputians involves the fetishistic adoration of David Caruso's hair follicles.

5. The Aquaman 2008 campaign denounced his opponent's "Yoo-hoo, Aquaman, call us!" ad as racially motivated.

Best of The Man
If Ron Paul told you to toss giant fried fish sticks into the Thames River at noon on Tuesday, while wearing fake tattoos and fisherman hats, would you?

Best of The Man
The scientologists keep getting weirder and weirder

Best of Son Of The Godfather
V, it's Hot chick Thursday, NOT hot stick Thursday... that's Sully's.

Best of Chrees
Nemo, the other other white meat.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
In the world of fishsticks, Meg Gorton and Kate Van De Kamp were Gods.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just another phallic Thursday

Best of Submariner
As soon as they pulled it from the box, Rosie came around sniffin' and snufflin' and lookin' for a good time...

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
It took some anaerobic adhesive and a good hard push, but Drew Peterson fufilled his lifelong dream of killing two byrds with one stone.

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Moments after throwing the giant tea cake into the Thames, the Skank Sisters were arrested.
The charge?
Making an obscene scone fall.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Sometimes a fish stick is only a fish stick.

Best of Rodney Dill
They could be Smelty Pirate Hookers SOTG.


40 comments:

The Man said...

Holy shit...global warming is worse than we thought!

The Man said...

And the GOP has announced their VP candidate for 2008 it's "Giant Fish Stick"!

The Man said...

If Ron Paul told you to toss giant fried fish sticks into the Thames River at noon on Tuesday, while wearing fake tattoos and fisherman hats, would you?

The Man said...

The scientologists keep getting weirder and weirder

Son Of The Godfather said...

V, it's Hot chick Thursday, NOT hot stick Thursday... that's Sully's.

Chrees said...

Big Ben, and even Bigger Ben.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Here comes the tartar sauce, ladies!"

(EWWWWWWW!)

Chrees said...

Nemo, the other other white meat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In the world of fishsticks, Meg Gorton and Kate Van De Kamp were Gods.

(veri-word: frywx... yes, probably tastes like that.)

Son Of The Godfather said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...

Subby found unconcious on front lawn. Overdose of Omega-3 suspected.

Developing...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Millions of years for the evolution of the greatest species to ever dominate the planet so that we could come up with THIS.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is this "The Man"?

heh

Son Of The Godfather said...

Waddya say guys, can we allow for silly pirate hookers?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Girl 1: "O.K., Ms.O'Donnell, here comes the choo-choo train!... Open up!"
Girl 2 (under her breath to Girl 1): "It's like feeding a retarded seal."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just another phallic Thursday

Son Of The Godfather said...

The documentary, Grimsby's Giant Fishstick didn't fare very well at the Indies, but it had some notoriety at the AVN Awards

Son Of The Godfather said...

I suspect throwing a giant fishstick into the Thames is an allegory about making love to Helen Thomas.

(DOUBLE EWWWWWWW!)

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
"Here comes the tartar sauce, ladies!"
(EWWWWWWW!)


You're a sick, sick man, mi amigo. I'm jealous. However, you owe me the cleanup costs for the pile of vomit on the carpet for the Helen Thomas cap.

Submariner said...

As soon as they pulled it from the box, Rosie came around sniffin' and snufflin' and lookin' for a good time...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

When Rosie said she wanted to make "fish taco" for supper, we assumed...

Submariner said...

Here's the Omega 3 suppository, Mr. Sullivan; open wide!




Ain't paybacks hell, SOTG?

curly said...

Select the correct answer a win a free IPod:

Giant fish sticks are superior to men because:
a. the aroma will remind you to vote for Hillary on Super Tuesday.
b. giant fish sticks don’t write stupid caps.
c. you can throw it in the oven when your cucumber becomes jealous.
d. it will watch “Oprah!” with you.

Submariner said...

Failed ad campaigns # 319:

Does your femynin spray leave you "not so fresh?" Just cook these once weekly - he won't notice again...



PIMF

Silhouette said...

So, those ladies are the chips?

GOP & College said...

1) You know you've been around one too many times when the fish stick is what smells appetizing.

2) Girls: I bet you can't guess where we can fit this!

3) Ron Jeremy's Penis makes a guest appearance.

gregory said...

Good news! The Laverne and Shirley movie is back on!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner said...

You're a sick, sick man, mi amigo. I'm jealous. However, you owe me the cleanup costs for the pile of vomit on the carpet for the Helen Thomas cap.


LOL... I made myself vomit on that one. ;)

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

A couple of chippies successfully remove the stick from Fred Thompson's ass, but alas, it came four months too late.

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

It took some anaerobic adhesive and a good hard push, but Drew Peterson fufilled his lifelong dream of killing two byrds with one stone.

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Moments after throwing the giant tea cake into the Thames, the Skank Sisters were arrested.

The charge?

Making an obscene scone fall.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Sometimes a fish stick is only a fish stick.

Rodney Dill said...

The could be Smelty Pirate Hookers SOTG.

Submariner said...

Fishsticks with Grandma are no longer looking like something to avoid at all costs...

Rodney Dill said...

Al Gore announces a new run for the Presidency.

Submariner said...

You're a wizard, Harry! Thanks.

Submariner said...

Rodney Dill said...
The could be Smelty Pirate Hookers SOTG.



Nice

Submariner said...

ORA:

Why the fairy crossed the Mercy.

Submariner said...

Failed ad campaigns #2185
"That ain't a fishstick, mate. THIS is a fishstick!"
Grimsby

Submariner said...

Ray Babbitt was very upset; this wasn't Tuesday!