1. Giant Fish Finger... killer name for a ska band.
2. Not knowing whether they will be interns in the Obama or Hillary Administration, the blonds practice fellating a huge rod that smells like fish.
3. In handing out their endorsement, the Coalition of Blond Libertarians mistakes "Mrs. Paul" for Ron Paul.
4. The primary religion of the Lilliputians involves the fetishistic adoration of David Caruso's hair follicles.
5. The Aquaman 2008 campaign denounced his opponent's "Yoo-hoo, Aquaman, call us!" ad as racially motivated.
Best of The Man
If Ron Paul told you to toss giant fried fish sticks into the Thames River at noon on Tuesday, while wearing fake tattoos and fisherman hats, would you?
Best of The Man
The scientologists keep getting weirder and weirder
Best of Son Of The Godfather
V, it's Hot chick Thursday, NOT hot stick Thursday... that's Sully's.
Best of Chrees
Nemo, the other other white meat.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
In the world of fishsticks, Meg Gorton and Kate Van De Kamp were Gods.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just another phallic Thursday
Best of Submariner
As soon as they pulled it from the box, Rosie came around sniffin' and snufflin' and lookin' for a good time...
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
It took some anaerobic adhesive and a good hard push, but Drew Peterson fufilled his lifelong dream of killing two byrds with one stone.
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Moments after throwing the giant tea cake into the Thames, the Skank Sisters were arrested.
The charge?
Making an obscene scone fall.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Sometimes a fish stick is only a fish stick.
Best of Rodney Dill
They could be Smelty Pirate Hookers SOTG.
40 comments:
Holy shit...global warming is worse than we thought!
And the GOP has announced their VP candidate for 2008 it's "Giant Fish Stick"!
If Ron Paul told you to toss giant fried fish sticks into the Thames River at noon on Tuesday, while wearing fake tattoos and fisherman hats, would you?
The scientologists keep getting weirder and weirder
V, it's Hot chick Thursday, NOT hot stick Thursday... that's Sully's.
Big Ben, and even Bigger Ben.
"Here comes the tartar sauce, ladies!"
(EWWWWWWW!)
Nemo, the other other white meat.
In the world of fishsticks, Meg Gorton and Kate Van De Kamp were Gods.
(veri-word: frywx... yes, probably tastes like that.)
DRUDGEBREAKING...
Subby found unconcious on front lawn. Overdose of Omega-3 suspected.
Developing...
Millions of years for the evolution of the greatest species to ever dominate the planet so that we could come up with THIS.
Is this "The Man"?
heh
Waddya say guys, can we allow for silly pirate hookers?
Girl 1: "O.K., Ms.O'Donnell, here comes the choo-choo train!... Open up!"
Girl 2 (under her breath to Girl 1): "It's like feeding a retarded seal."
Just another phallic Thursday
The documentary, Grimsby's Giant Fishstick didn't fare very well at the Indies, but it had some notoriety at the AVN Awards
I suspect throwing a giant fishstick into the Thames is an allegory about making love to Helen Thomas.
(DOUBLE EWWWWWWW!)
Son Of The Godfather said...
"Here comes the tartar sauce, ladies!"
(EWWWWWWW!)
You're a sick, sick man, mi amigo. I'm jealous. However, you owe me the cleanup costs for the pile of vomit on the carpet for the Helen Thomas cap.
As soon as they pulled it from the box, Rosie came around sniffin' and snufflin' and lookin' for a good time...
When Rosie said she wanted to make "fish taco" for supper, we assumed...
Here's the Omega 3 suppository, Mr. Sullivan; open wide!
Ain't paybacks hell, SOTG?
Select the correct answer a win a free IPod:
Giant fish sticks are superior to men because:
a. the aroma will remind you to vote for Hillary on Super Tuesday.
b. giant fish sticks don’t write stupid caps.
c. you can throw it in the oven when your cucumber becomes jealous.
d. it will watch “Oprah!” with you.
Failed ad campaigns # 319:
Does your femynin spray leave you "not so fresh?" Just cook these once weekly - he won't notice again...
PIMF
So, those ladies are the chips?
1) You know you've been around one too many times when the fish stick is what smells appetizing.
2) Girls: I bet you can't guess where we can fit this!
3) Ron Jeremy's Penis makes a guest appearance.
Good news! The Laverne and Shirley movie is back on!
Submariner said...
You're a sick, sick man, mi amigo. I'm jealous. However, you owe me the cleanup costs for the pile of vomit on the carpet for the Helen Thomas cap.
LOL... I made myself vomit on that one. ;)
A couple of chippies successfully remove the stick from Fred Thompson's ass, but alas, it came four months too late.
It took some anaerobic adhesive and a good hard push, but Drew Peterson fufilled his lifelong dream of killing two byrds with one stone.
Moments after throwing the giant tea cake into the Thames, the Skank Sisters were arrested.
The charge?
Making an obscene scone fall.
Sometimes a fish stick is only a fish stick.
The could be Smelty Pirate Hookers SOTG.
Fishsticks with Grandma are no longer looking like something to avoid at all costs...
Al Gore announces a new run for the Presidency.
You're a wizard, Harry! Thanks.
Rodney Dill said...
The could be Smelty Pirate Hookers SOTG.
Nice
ORA:
Why the fairy crossed the Mercy.
Failed ad campaigns #2185
"That ain't a fishstick, mate. THIS is a fishstick!"
Grimsby
Ray Babbitt was very upset; this wasn't Tuesday!
Post a Comment