Wednesday, January 16, 2008
White Suits After Labor Day Make Baby Jebus Cry
1. To comfort himself after his loss, Mike Huckabee goes voguing with John Edwards.
2. "Hurry up you guys, those snakes aren't going to handle themselves"
3. By combining the two art forms of mime and televangeism, Richard was determined to become the most hated man in America.
4. The Democrats hired an exorcist to cleanse their convention hall. It didn't work and Hillary was nominated anyway.
5. Before hitting on the "Wild and Crazy Guy" persona, Steve Martin experimented with a "Baptist Minister Miming Volleyball Returns" persona.
Best of andthenblammo!
"Don't shoot, Mr. Blackwell! I surrender!"
Best of Silhouette
ORA - "For the last time, get out of here. I don't serve Japanese food!"
Best of curly
Don't praise me, bro!
Best of Mr. Right
♪ It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A... ♪
Best of Chrees
Yea verily, I quote from the second chapter of the Acts of Tom when I say, "Respect the cock!"
Altered Best of Submariner
Nausea - heartburn - indigestion - upset stomach - diarrhea... that was my response to McCain winning in South Carolina, too.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Give me a freakin' break, Scott... you're not pious enough to preach at my ministry. You're quasi-pious. You're the margarine of pious. You're the Diet Coke of pious. Just one calorie, not pious enough."
Best of Submariner
Whooooaaaa! Any fragrant pirate hookers?
Best of Jonathan
"I am Cornholio! I need TP!"
Best of champaignken
"Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
Best of Colonel Forbin
My dear guests! I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Island!
Best of Rodney Dill
"No Soup for You!"
Best of Cybrludite
Make sure to record when he starts speaking in tounges. Blogger is running out of verification words!
Best of Army of Mom
Oompa, oompa, ooompaty ooooo... I've got another gospel for you ....