Wednesday, January 16, 2008

White Suits After Labor Day Make Baby Jebus Cry


1. To comfort himself after his loss, Mike Huckabee goes voguing with John Edwards.

2. "Hurry up you guys, those snakes aren't going to handle themselves"

3. By combining the two art forms of mime and televangeism, Richard was determined to become the most hated man in America.

4. The Democrats hired an exorcist to cleanse their convention hall. It didn't work and Hillary was nominated anyway.

5. Before hitting on the "Wild and Crazy Guy" persona, Steve Martin experimented with a "Baptist Minister Miming Volleyball Returns" persona.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Don't shoot, Mr. Blackwell! I surrender!"

Best of Silhouette
ORA - "For the last time, get out of here. I don't serve Japanese food!"

Best of curly
Don't praise me, bro!

Best of Mr. Right
♪ It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A... ♪

Best of Chrees
Yea verily, I quote from the second chapter of the Acts of Tom when I say, "Respect the cock!"

Altered Best of Submariner
Nausea - heartburn - indigestion - upset stomach - diarrhea... that was my response to McCain winning in South Carolina, too.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Give me a freakin' break, Scott... you're not pious enough to preach at my ministry. You're quasi-pious. You're the margarine of pious. You're the Diet Coke of pious. Just one calorie, not pious enough."

Best of Submariner
Whooooaaaa! Any fragrant pirate hookers?

Best of Jonathan
"I am Cornholio! I need TP!"

Best of champaignken
"Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!"

Best of Colonel Forbin
My dear guests! I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Island!

Best of Rodney Dill
"No Soup for You!"

Best of Cybrludite
Make sure to record when he starts speaking in tounges. Blogger is running out of verification words!

Best of Army of Mom
Oompa, oompa, ooompaty ooooo... I've got another gospel for you ....

43 comments:

andthenblammo! said...

"Don't shoot, Mr. Blackwell! I surrender!"

andthenblammo! said...

"So I said: Here, Ms. Clinton, let me help you up that helicopter's ladder, and found myself looking into the Third Red Eye of SATAN!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Have any of you fine people out there worried that your antiperspirant will let you down during the Rapture?? Be SURE!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Hey, Kobe! Praise the Lord and pass that sucka, I'm open!"

andthenblammo! said...

"OK, I'm French, and I raised both hands. I don't get it."

andthenblammo! said...

".....and the man says, THE ARISTOCRATS! Thanks, you've been great!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Yeah, you heard me; TEN hot dogs! And tell the beer guy to step on it, Rosie's thirsty, too!"

andthenblammo! said...

"C'mon, everybody! You put your left foot in......"

Silhouette said...

"And he spake unto Kobe, saying I am open, and open I am. I, being not closed, am open, and the position of me is open."

Silhouette said...

ORA -

"For the last time, get out of here. I don't serve Japanese food!"

curly said...

The fags in the audience couldn't decide whether he was fabulous or simply divine.

curly said...

Don't praise me, bro!

gregory said...

Always stretch before preaching to avoid Bible Elbow (Thumpitis).

Submariner said...

What? Terribly sorry; when I heard "Assume the position" I just thought it was a standard DNP hold-up to take MY wealth and give it to one of their special interest groups...

Submariner said...

Alright; enough already - you win. I'll vote for Ron Paul if you'll Just.Shut.UP...

Submariner said...

I don't cook - that's Benihana...

Mr. Right said...

♪ It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A... ♪

Chrees said...

In an effort to save money, churches began to outsource their ministerial jobs to India...

Mr. Right said...

"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! Mr. Bigglesworth, where are you? Daddy has a planet to ransom!"

Chrees said...

Yea verily, I quote from the second chapter of the Acts of Tom when I say, "Respect the cock!"

curly said...

Mike Huckabee’s South Carolina “moving cross” TV ad -- meant to keep the immigrant homosexual Evangelical community away from the SilkyPony -- was considered by the pundits to be a stroke of genius when it came to targeting the latest emerging “micro demographic” of the ’08 election.

curly said...

“Yes, I used to own a 7/11…How can you tell?”

Submariner said...

Nausea - heartburn - indigestion - upset stomach - diarrhea!
Oh, Pepto Bismol!

Submariner said...

♪ Give your body pleasure,
Oooooooh - Macarena! ♪

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Give me a freakin' break, Scott... you're not pious enough to preach at my ministry. You're quasi-pious. You're the margarine of pious. You're the Diet Coke of pious. Just one calorie, not pious enough."


curly said...
Don't praise me, bro!


Damn you curly, damn you to heck! LOL

Submariner said...
I don't cook - that's Benihana...


I told you to stay outta my head, bro. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

*FLUSH*
"Whooooooo!... Do NOT go in there!"

Submariner said...

Whooooaaaa! Any fragrant pirate hookers?



mornin' SOTG

Jonathan said...

"I am Cornholio! I need TP!"

champaignken said...

"Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!"

lawhawk said...

Dr Evil called. He wants his suit back.

Colonel Forbin said...

My dear guests! I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Island!

Colonel Forbin said...

"Nanu Nanu"

Colonel Forbin said...

My dear guests! I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Island! Nanu Nanu!

Submariner said...

Live long and prosper...

Submariner said...

ORA:

What DOES God need with a spaceship?

Rodney Dill said...

"No Soup for You!"

Cybrludite said...

How the liberals view South Carolina voters.

Cybrludite said...

Make sure to record when he starts speaking in tounges. Blogger is running out of verification words!

Army of Mom said...

Now is the time during the Gospel when we dance: Everyone now: VOGUE!

Army of Mom said...

No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong. Jazz hands are more like this!

Army of Mom said...

Oompa, oompa, ooompaty ooooo... I've got another gospel for you ....

Army of Mom said...

And, that is when I fell in love with John Lennon's style, just not his color choices. I fell down and began to praise him with "we're not worthy!"

Army of Mom said...

*you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around; that's what its all about!*