Timmah!
1. "Trust me, you don't want to go in there. Whew!"
2. Because of the long line at the port-a-potties, Karl Rove misses Norma Jean's entire Warped Tour set.
3. Hillary: "What a coincidence. I have this outfit! Yes, the belted strap-ons, too."
4. Darth Vader scrapes his boots after a hilariously tragic miscalculation causes the Empire pre-position all of its teleportation modules on the periphery of a "Stop the War/Impeach Bush" rally.
5. George Michael has failed Lord Vader for the last time.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"The smell is strong with this one."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
If you had your butt cheeks fused together by lava, you'd be cranky too.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I've got to find better places to meet sources," muttered Novak.
Best of Rodney Dill
"...not a lifepod... how embarrassing."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"So, the Rebel scum are caught in the garbage compactor, eh? Let 'em wrestle with with what I just flushed for awhile!"
Best of Submariner
♪ Springtime, for Vader, and the Empire...♪
Best of Submariner
So much for that nuisance, Jar Jar Binks.
Best of racerboy
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
Best of Gagdad Bob
Indoor plumbing was a distant fantasy on the Wyoming farm where a young Dick Cheney grew up.
Best of Rodney Dill
"I got the Kessel runs 12 parsecs ago."
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Meh. You know, the smell is really not so bad if you just wave your light sabre around for a few seconds.
Best of attmay
"I haven't smelled a stench so rank since that Holiday Special I did 30 years ago."
Best of Jonathan
"Sorry, Senator Craig, but you're not fooling anybody!"
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Hillary arrives by transporter for the '08 Dem. National Convention.
"The smell is strong with this one."
Mornin' Subby ;)
Hillary's thought bubble; "Now - where ARE those interns?"
"Who does #2 work for? Good thing the Force was with me!
Afternoon, mi amigo.
"So you couldn't even spare a single square?... Now you will experience the full power of the Dark Side!"
The Dark Lord of the "Pffffth!"
Dark Helmet finds an available escape pod, or so he thinks.
If you had your butt cheeks fused together by lava, you'd be cranky too.
It's a port-a-potty. I don't think the "wide stance" defense will work.
"I've got to find better places to meet sources," muttered Novak.
While the costumes were great, the Tie fighter special effects left a lot to be desired in Ed Woods' remake of Star Wars IV.
"Said he was a senator. I showed him my light saber, and said 'whaddya think of that, huh?' Jackass."
Since the writers' strike began, game shows have really gone downhill.
"Man, that was interesting... next time, NO CAPE!"
"...not a lifepod... how embarrassing."
"Lord Vader, how... how did you manage to..."
"I used to bullseye wamp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters."
I guess you don't need to wash your hands if you use the force for all the "dirty" work.
Hmmm... why is it that you never see Hillary Clinton and Darth Vader together at the same time....
"So, the Rebel scum are caught in the garbage compactor, eh? Let 'em wrestle with with what I just flushed for awhile!"
"Now there goes some midi-chlorians I'll never get back..."
"Note to self: Do NOT order a pork sandwich off of the Death Star lunch truck."
"I find your lack of hand-towels disturbing.
"I sense something. A presence I've not felt since..."
*PFFFFFFFTH*
"Excuse me."
Top Five Star Wars Euphemisms for going to the bathroom
5. I gotta go moon the space station.
4. I'm going in to Toshe Station to pick up a power converter.
3. I'm going into the garbage shute, flyboy.
2. I gotta go make the Kessel run.
1. I gotta go shake the wookiee.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
"Yeah, sorry 'bout that... I shouldn't have had the pasta primavera at the Olive Garden."
♪ Springtime, for Vader, and the Empire...♪
Thought bubble; I can just hear Master Yoda after THAT one - "Bind your bowels, you should..."
So much for that nuisance, Jar Jar Binks.
ORA: "What's the movie going to be called?"
"Port-O-Sans"
"Cooool"
"Look at the size of that thing!!!"
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
Dammit! No "diaper station" in this one either...
Indoor plumbing was a distant fantasy on the Wyoming farm where a young Dick Cheney grew up.
Yep, it looks like Lukas is making yet another crappy Star Wars movie. This shot of the first generation Tie Fighters does not entice me to wanna go see it.
"I got the Kessel runs 12 parsecs ago."
"Heh heh, I crap bigger'n Yoda."
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Just wondering what plumbs-the- bottom-of-the-cesspit comment it takes to get deleted off a string like this one?
"I can't believe I dropped the keys to the Tie down there."
Rodney Dill said...
"I got the Kessel runs 12 parsecs ago."
"Kessel runs"... HA!
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baslimthecripple said...
Just wondering what plumbs-the- bottom-of-the-cesspit comment it takes to get deleted off a string like this one?
baslim, those are self-deletes (removed by the actual poster)... Probably done for spelling errors, since we at Cap This! have no shame.
"Man, that was a movement Beethoven would have envied."
"Whoah! Should've knocked first... Sorry 'bout that. You continue doing whatever you were doing, Mr. The Hutt... I'll come back later... much... later."
It appears that a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was still a "Spearmint Rhino" where Lord Vader was able to frequent the nudie booths.
Metaphor alert: Hillary takes a dump and Kucinich drops out of the race.
Nothing can undermine your authority quicker than toilet paper stuck to your boot.
Darth delivers “change”.
Darth votes for Hillary, forgets to wipe afterwards.
"And voila! The Emperor has disappeared from the magic pod!... Oh, and by the way, we just destroyed your planet. Thank you, enjoy the rest of the show! Remember, tip your waiter, they work really hard."
"Well, you've traded your vacation on Alderaan for door number one. Let's see what you've won!... OH, it's the Dark Lord of the Sith, so I'm afraid it's the mining colony at Kessel for you! Thanks for playing!"
Darth Rove reports for work after providing bad jobu during the 2006 elections for the GOP.
John Edwards wonders how things could go so wrong so fast. He was on the fast path to being VP, and now he's out here at the ass-end of space cleaning port-a-potties.
Thought bubble:
"How can I, Darth Vader, conquerer of entire systems, second in command of the Empire, tell the doctor that it hurts when I pee?"
"God I hate the restrooms at Mos Eisley."
"This is CNN"...
No...
"This is CNN"...
No...
"This is CNN."
Yes! Nailed it!
The first and last day of Stormtrooper Kelly:
"Yes you in the ninja-robot getup, I asked you if you had a hall pass."
Meh. You know, the smell is really not so bad if you just wave your light sabre around for a few seconds.
Star Wars as a Greek Tragedy:
"That Princess Leia is kind of a hottie..."
"Off I go, broken hearted; paid my quarter and only farted."
"God I hate the restrooms at Mos Eisley."
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
CapThis! Classic: "Things just haven't been the same for the Dark Lord of the Sith since the Empire got bought out by Microsoft."
"Gawds, a fully-encapsulating helmet with breathing gear and HEPA-filters, and the smell *still* got in...that's gotta be the worst port-o-let in the galaxy."
"Note to self: go easy on the Tabasco the next time the Emperor serves ewok tenderloin."
"Gotta remember not to use the one Jabba just used."
Once again, another Disturbance in the Force that could have easily been handled with a little Immodium A-D.
"I haven't smelled a stench so rank since that Holiday Special I did 30 years ago."
"Sorry, Senator Craig, but you're not fooling anybody!"
Failed ad campaigns #2731:
Is your constant "going" causing problems with your empire expansion? Instead of a going problem, you may have a growing problem that even the Force can't control. Have your doctor check your prostrate to be sure.
and now I think of the
Imodium Pew-36 explosive space modulator
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