1. "Yeah, the two in front are hot. Too bad they're married."
2. "Hey, that 'Quiet-or-Papa-Stone-You-to-Death-for-Dishonoring-the-Family' works way better than my spanking thing."
3. Sheikh: "You would like lap-dance, Mr. President? My treat." Bush: "Maybe, if I spot one without noticeable facial hair."
4. "Lysistrata performed with pre-pubescent girls. Damn, I like this culture stuff. Yeee-haw!"
5. "What a cretin," thought the Sheikh. "Bill Clinton was already naked and slathered in honey at this point in the show."
Best of Van Helsing
Ten minutes later, the Blues had won. None of the Pinks was left alive.
Word Verification: aishaqueef
Best of divine miss m
It won't be long before they're in Las Vegas opening for Englebert Humperdink.
Best of Silhouette
When the music reached its height, Bush tried to sneak out the poot he'd been holding since lunch.
Best of prince of leave
"We represent the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild!"
Best of Silhouette
"Please Mr. Bush, stop humming 'Rock in the Casbah."
Best of curly
"There were even more girls, but we had to stone several for walking around in public without their husbands."
Best of prince of leaves
Sheik's thought bubble: "Decadent American, playing living chess using little girls. Feh. Does he not find my catamite boys more beautiful?"
Best of prince of leaves
Sheik thought bubble: "Uh-oh, Bush is leaning this way...deja vu...please Allah, don't let him barf in my lap..."
Best of Chrees
"Say, did y'all ever figure out who blew up da owl?"
Best of Army of Mom
W thought cloud: what are the odds? I have both of these outfits.
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"Awww, look at the little one with her cute widdle bomb vest..."
O. M. G. Word Verification: halaf
I crap you not.
Ten minutes later, the Blues had won. None of the Pinks was left alive.
Word Verification: aishaqueef
I crap you.
"And these are but a sample of the virgins that wait for you if you surrender to us and bow to Allah."
"Make it 72 slutty broads and I'll throw in Israel."
It won't be long before they're in Las Vegas opening for Englebert Humperdink.
"So have they already had their clitorises ripped out as part of the Islamic female genital mutilation ritual?"
When the music reached its height, Bush tried to sneak out the poot he'd been holding since lunch.
"What a ripoff! I thought I was gonna meet Jamie Farr!"
"We represent the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild!"
It was all smiles and giggles until the kick-off the blue team made the red ball returner eat some carpet.
What? I just married all the ones in blue? I told you sheik I am a red man.
"Please Mr. Bush, stop humming 'Rock in the Casbah."
"Please Mr. Bush, stop humming 'Walk Like an Egyptian.'"
"There were even more girls, but we had to stone several for walking around in public without their husbands."
“Michael Jackson would love this -- if he were a straight pedophile like you, Sheik Yurbooty.”
Sheik's thought bubble: "Decadent American, playing living chess using little girls. Feh. Does he not find my catamite boys more beautiful?"
Sheik thought bubble: "Uh-oh, Bush is leaning this way...deja vu...please Allah, don't let him barf in my lap..."
"Say, did y'all ever figure out who blew up da owl?"
I will give you 3 goats for the one on the right. What, you want 4 and throw in Laura? Argh, well aright...
W; "I thought they hadta keep their faces covered at all times?"
Shiek; "Only until they are married."
Very well behaved and mannerly, Shiek; are Barb and Jenna too old to enroll?
Yep, perty good, fer sure; I'm sure if Mrs. Clinton gets elected she'll be happy ta git gift, but cain't we wait fer the elecshun before you plan the congrat's gift?
W thought cloud: what are the odds? I have both of these outfits.
Don't these people believe in baths? Gees, the smell.
Bush's attempt at a snapshot on the bench next to the Saudi version of Ronald McDonald was foiled when a group of dancing girls jumped in front of the camera.
Bush's token of good will didn't go over well when he told the dude next to him that he named his dog Mohammed.
If you aren't happy with that, then give the girls in pink the "Muhammed" teddy bears and the girls in blue the little "Aisha" Barbie's...
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