Monday, January 14, 2008

Ululululululululululululululu, Part II



1. "Yeah, the two in front are hot. Too bad they're married."

2. "Hey, that 'Quiet-or-Papa-Stone-You-to-Death-for-Dishonoring-the-Family' works way better than my spanking thing."

3. Sheikh: "You would like lap-dance, Mr. President? My treat." Bush: "Maybe, if I spot one without noticeable facial hair."

4. "Lysistrata performed with pre-pubescent girls. Damn, I like this culture stuff. Yeee-haw!"

5. "What a cretin," thought the Sheikh. "Bill Clinton was already naked and slathered in honey at this point in the show."

Best of Van Helsing
Ten minutes later, the Blues had won. None of the Pinks was left alive.

Word Verification: aishaqueef

Best of divine miss m
It won't be long before they're in Las Vegas opening for Englebert Humperdink.

Best of Silhouette
When the music reached its height, Bush tried to sneak out the poot he'd been holding since lunch.

Best of prince of leave
"We represent the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild!"

Best of Silhouette
"Please Mr. Bush, stop humming 'Rock in the Casbah."

Best of curly
"There were even more girls, but we had to stone several for walking around in public without their husbands."

Best of prince of leaves
Sheik's thought bubble: "Decadent American, playing living chess using little girls. Feh. Does he not find my catamite boys more beautiful?"

Best of prince of leaves
Sheik thought bubble: "Uh-oh, Bush is leaning this way...deja vu...please Allah, don't let him barf in my lap..."

Best of Chrees
"Say, did y'all ever figure out who blew up da owl?"

Best of Army of Mom
W thought cloud: what are the odds? I have both of these outfits.


26 comments:

duke of red said...

"Awww, look at the little one with her cute widdle bomb vest..."



O. M. G. Word Verification: halaf
I crap you not.

Van Helsing said...

Ten minutes later, the Blues had won. None of the Pinks was left alive.

Word Verification: aishaqueef
I crap you.

Targetpractice said...

"And these are but a sample of the virgins that wait for you if you surrender to us and bow to Allah."

"Make it 72 slutty broads and I'll throw in Israel."

divine miss m said...

It won't be long before they're in Las Vegas opening for Englebert Humperdink.

curly said...

"So have they already had their clitorises ripped out as part of the Islamic female genital mutilation ritual?"

Silhouette said...

When the music reached its height, Bush tried to sneak out the poot he'd been holding since lunch.

attmay said...

"What a ripoff! I thought I was gonna meet Jamie Farr!"

prince of leave said...

"We represent the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild, the Sharia Guild!"

Rodney Dill said...

It was all smiles and giggles until the kick-off the blue team made the red ball returner eat some carpet.

Double the U said...

What? I just married all the ones in blue? I told you sheik I am a red man.

Silhouette said...

"Please Mr. Bush, stop humming 'Rock in the Casbah."

Silhouette said...

"Please Mr. Bush, stop humming 'Walk Like an Egyptian.'"

curly said...

"There were even more girls, but we had to stone several for walking around in public without their husbands."

curly said...

“Michael Jackson would love this -- if he were a straight pedophile like you, Sheik Yurbooty.”

prince of leaves said...

Sheik's thought bubble: "Decadent American, playing living chess using little girls. Feh. Does he not find my catamite boys more beautiful?"

prince of leaves said...

Sheik thought bubble: "Uh-oh, Bush is leaning this way...deja vu...please Allah, don't let him barf in my lap..."

Chrees said...

"Say, did y'all ever figure out who blew up da owl?"

trigger girlie said...

I will give you 3 goats for the one on the right. What, you want 4 and throw in Laura? Argh, well aright...

Submariner said...

W; "I thought they hadta keep their faces covered at all times?"
Shiek; "Only until they are married."

Submariner said...

Very well behaved and mannerly, Shiek; are Barb and Jenna too old to enroll?

Submariner said...

Yep, perty good, fer sure; I'm sure if Mrs. Clinton gets elected she'll be happy ta git gift, but cain't we wait fer the elecshun before you plan the congrat's gift?

Army of Mom said...

W thought cloud: what are the odds? I have both of these outfits.

Army of Mom said...

Don't these people believe in baths? Gees, the smell.

Army of Mom said...

Bush's attempt at a snapshot on the bench next to the Saudi version of Ronald McDonald was foiled when a group of dancing girls jumped in front of the camera.

Army of Mom said...

Bush's token of good will didn't go over well when he told the dude next to him that he named his dog Mohammed.

Submariner said...

If you aren't happy with that, then give the girls in pink the "Muhammed" teddy bears and the girls in blue the little "Aisha" Barbie's...