1. After leaving office, Bush trained as a moehl.
2. After Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Joy Behar, Katie Couric, Medea Benjamin, Cindy Sheehan, Barbara Boxer, Gloria Steinem, Cynthia McKinney, Madeleine Albright, Maureen Dowd, and Cher were ritually beheaded on the White House lawn, Americans embraced shariah law by wide margins.
3. "On three, we charge into Hillary's cooter and see if we can clean out all that brush."
4. Bush chuckled, "I see someone's over-compensating big time. Cheney could kill this guy with a pocket knife."
5. "Say it with me, Sheikh Yerbouti. 'By the power of Greyskull!...'"
Best of curly
Dizzy from jet lag, disgusting food and entertainment that would make a pedophile blush, President Bush wonders whether it’s Kill-the-Jooos Monday, Stone-the-Queers Tuesday, Decapitate-the-Infidels Wednesday, Honor-Killing Thursday, Jihad Friday, Clitorectomy Saturday, or Allah-Akbar Sunday.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sorry, Abdullah, you know the rules... There can be only one!"
*SWOOOSH*
*THUD*
*lightning*
Best of Jack Reacher
"So, is this one of those Brazilian restaurants where waiters bring around slabs of meat on swords? 'cause I'm gettin' hungry, Prince."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Well, it's been fun in the eight century and all, Prince, but I've gotta get back to the world."
Best of curly
A sword in the hand is worth two in the Bush.
Best of Submariner
Uh, no yer holiness; when I asked if ya had a Sharpie, I meant...
Best of Submariner
Boy, Shiek - you really take yer D & D seriously!
Best of lawhawk
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry - the sequel.
Best of Mr. Right
"Very good, Mr. President. Now, remember, the sword will glow blue whenever the one called Hillary approaches, but you must remember to look only at her reflection, lest you be turned to stone!"
Best of Submariner
I don't know 'bout this here sword... But I got sweet bow staff skills, Shiek. GOSH
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The Saudis were unimpressed with the arms deal Bush offered them. How are young Saudis going to sneak these on airplanes?
Bush: Why does mine curve up?
Aide: Genetics, sir.
Dizzy from jet lag, disgusting food and entertainment that would make a pedophile blush, President Bush wonders whether it’s Kill-the-Jooos Monday, Stone-the-Queers Tuesday, Decapitate-the-Infidels Wednesday, Honor-Killing Thursday, Jihad Friday, Clitorectomy Saturday, or Allah-Akbar Sunday.
“So when we see the little girl that really floats our boat, our raised sword both mimics our aroused state and warns the girls parents to back off.”
President Bush asks to see which surgeon’s knives would be needed to perform a clitorectomy on Rosie O’Dumbell.
"Sorry, Abdullah, you know the rules... There can be only one!"
*SWOOOSH*
*THUD*
*lightning*
"Heh heh. I'd like to ram this thing right up his… Heh heh heh."
"You've bled with Wallace!... Now bleed with me!"
*SWOOOSH*
*THUD*
"So, is this one of those Brazilian restaurants where waiters bring around slabs of meat on swords? 'cause I'm gettin' hungry, Prince."
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do
Who holds back the elctric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do, we do
Who robs gamefish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!
“We Arabs call this ‘foreplay’.”
"Okay, we're ready. Send in Ahmadinejad."
President Bush does well at ‘caliphate calisthenics’ until it’s time to shout ‘Death to America’.
President Bush joins the Saudi royal family in signaling the next direction of crude oil prices.
"OK Achmed, you're smelly, we're both pirates... let's go out and get us some!"
"Well, it's been fun in the eight century and all, Prince, but I've gotta get back to the world."
Local potentates welcome Britney Spears--the latest American has-been pop star to emigrate--to Saudi Arabia, .
The Saudi Arabian Mardi Gras leaves something to be desired, although local revelers shouting "Show us your ankles" can bring excitement to the revelry.
The Sheik was proud of his ‘Endorsed by OJ Simpson’ sword collection.
Sheik Yurbooty: “By decree and threat of death, no sword can be longer than mine.”
President Bush: “In the US, we take Viagra to compensate for our shortcomings.”
Bush knew he should be armed before breaking into song "Sheik your booty, sheik your booty!"
Bush thought cloud: Damn PR person is getting fired for this photo op. Give me the short sword. I don't need no friggin' sword to feel like a man. Nope, no sir. Just ask Laura.
“Perhaps you should hold up a box cutter like your infamous citizen Mohammed Atta, Your Excellency.”
A sword in the hand is worth two in the Bush.
"I've always wanted to have a go at this decapitation stuff."
Bush thought bubble as he glances to his left: "Oooh, for two cents I'd ..."
Uh, no yer holiness; when I asked if ya had a Sharpie, I meant...
What do you know? My favorite table at the Italian restaraunt has that same outfit!
Thanks, Shiek - they wouldn't let me carry my sword when I was in the TANG...
Boy, Shiek - you really take yer D & D seriously!
So ya just lop off the right hand a the guy who wrote the bad press 'bout ya? Word!
It's good to be da king? Yeah, yeah, I know - Mel Brooks told me that once...
Sorry yer Shiekness, but "what does you at Avalon Manor, stays at Avalon Manor." Please put down the sword...
Sheik: "Oops, sorry, what nickname you give the VP now Mr. President Bush?"
I guess I WAS wrong about my pen, Shiek.
Damnit George. Stop playing with the Sheikh before I come over there and smack you upside the head. /Barbara
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry - the sequel.
"Very good, Mr. President. Now, remember, the sword will glow blue whenever the one called Hillary approaches, but you must remember to look only at her reflection, lest you be turned to stone!"
ORA...
"Only after you have mastered both the windscar AND the backlash wave, will you truly be able to wield the full power of Tetsusaiga and defeat Naraku!"
I don't know 'bout this here sword... But I got sweet bow staff skills, Shiek. GOSH
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