Timmah!
1. "Well, hell-O, sailor!" Billy and Salem thought there was something a little... funny... about the new Sullivan kid.
2. "I brought the sacrifice. Start drawing the pentagram."
3. Socially isolated by Tommy's swishy ways and Billy's deformed conjoined twin, the two boys formed a lifelong friendship.
4. "Well, how are we going to prove there's more than one way if you only brought one cat?"
5. "Did you bring duct tape?"
Best of andthenblammo!
"Dammit, are we waltzing or doing the damn foxtrot? Let me lead!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: "Somebody help me! My pussy's gone crazy!!!"
Best of prince of leaves
"Sorry, this is the Village of the Damned...you want the Village of the Nellies, down the road."
Best of prince of leaves
Where will YOU be when your psychopathic tendencies emerge?
Best of Submariner
Looks like we'll have a sailor that falls from grace with the sea tonight afterall...
Best of Jack Reacher
Hope, Arkansas, 1955--the first recorded instance of a young Bill Clinton saying "Turn around and show us that pussy."
Best of Shayne
V the K, the early years. (Um, I assume I'm the kid with the cat, and not the kid leaning on the bike with his hips thrust out in a 'Hello, Sailor' stance - V)
Best of Mr. Right
A young Dr. Evil finally grows weary of being teased: "That makes me angry... and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!!!"
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
OH NOES! NO MORE SWAPYS WITH GOOFUS, PETEY. HE MAKES ME LICK THE TUNA JUICE FROM BAD PLACES.
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"Mmmmm, kitty's in the mood for neckbones!"
"Dammit, are we waltzing or doing the damn foxtrot? Let me lead!"
"Yeah, yeah, 'arf, arf, bow-wow-wow'. Don't make me climb down from here and get medieval on your ass, Bowser!"
ORA:
"Somebody help me! My pussy's gone crazy!!!"
"Sorry, this is the Village of the Damned...you want the Village of the Nellies, down the road."
Timmy was heartbroken when everyone said it was his own idea to push that bully Anderson boy down the old mineshaft. But now that there was blame to assign, the cat wasn't talking anymore.
Where will YOU be when your psychopathic tendencies emerge?
Get on your bike, Jim. String's tied tight to its tail...
Looks like we'll have a sailor that falls from grace with the sea tonight afterall...
Hope, Arkansas, 1955--the first recorded instance of a young Bill Clinton saying "Turn around and show us that pussy."
Pete the bully laughed at Roger, who carried his cat everywhere. Later, after assuming the form of a lizard, Pete the bully laughed not at all.
"Awwww, whittle Bilwey got a cute little cat?"
Then Billy turned around.
V the K, the early years.
Moments later, Toonces pulled a Mike Tyson on Billy's ear...
"Cat Toss" is only fun and games for the guy who makes the first throw - as Timmy was about to find out...
A young Dr. Evil finally grows weary of being teased: "That makes me angry... and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!!!"
OH NOES! NO MORE SWAPYS WITH GOOFUS, PETEY. HE MAKES ME LICK THE TUNA JUICE FROM BAD PLACES.
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