Saturday, January 12, 2008

Two Young Boys and Some Hot Black Pusseh

Timmah!


1. "Well, hell-O, sailor!" Billy and Salem thought there was something a little... funny... about the new Sullivan kid.

2. "I brought the sacrifice. Start drawing the pentagram."

3. Socially isolated by Tommy's swishy ways and Billy's deformed conjoined twin, the two boys formed a lifelong friendship.

4. "Well, how are we going to prove there's more than one way if you only brought one cat?"

5. "Did you bring duct tape?"

Best of andthenblammo!
"Dammit, are we waltzing or doing the damn foxtrot? Let me lead!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: "Somebody help me! My pussy's gone crazy!!!"

Best of prince of leaves
"Sorry, this is the Village of the Damned...you want the Village of the Nellies, down the road."

Best of prince of leaves
Where will YOU be when your psychopathic tendencies emerge?

Best of Submariner
Looks like we'll have a sailor that falls from grace with the sea tonight afterall...

Best of Jack Reacher
Hope, Arkansas, 1955--the first recorded instance of a young Bill Clinton saying "Turn around and show us that pussy."

Best of Shayne
V the K, the early years. (Um, I assume I'm the kid with the cat, and not the kid leaning on the bike with his hips thrust out in a 'Hello, Sailor' stance - V)

Best of Mr. Right
A young Dr. Evil finally grows weary of being teased: "That makes me angry... and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!!!"

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
OH NOES! NO MORE SWAPYS WITH GOOFUS, PETEY. HE MAKES ME LICK THE TUNA JUICE FROM BAD PLACES.

18 comments:

andthenblammo! said...

"Mmmmm, kitty's in the mood for neckbones!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Dammit, are we waltzing or doing the damn foxtrot? Let me lead!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Yeah, yeah, 'arf, arf, bow-wow-wow'. Don't make me climb down from here and get medieval on your ass, Bowser!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"Somebody help me! My pussy's gone crazy!!!"

prince of leaves said...

"Sorry, this is the Village of the Damned...you want the Village of the Nellies, down the road."

prince of leaves said...

Timmy was heartbroken when everyone said it was his own idea to push that bully Anderson boy down the old mineshaft. But now that there was blame to assign, the cat wasn't talking anymore.

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your psychopathic tendencies emerge?

Submariner said...

Get on your bike, Jim. String's tied tight to its tail...

Submariner said...

Looks like we'll have a sailor that falls from grace with the sea tonight afterall...

Jack Reacher said...

Hope, Arkansas, 1955--the first recorded instance of a young Bill Clinton saying "Turn around and show us that pussy."

Jack Reacher said...

Pete the bully laughed at Roger, who carried his cat everywhere. Later, after assuming the form of a lizard, Pete the bully laughed not at all.

Double the U said...

"Awwww, whittle Bilwey got a cute little cat?"
Then Billy turned around.

Shayne said...

V the K, the early years.

Submariner said...

Moments later, Toonces pulled a Mike Tyson on Billy's ear...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"Cat Toss" is only fun and games for the guy who makes the first throw - as Timmy was about to find out...

Mr. Right said...

A young Dr. Evil finally grows weary of being teased: "That makes me angry... and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!!!"

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

OH NOES! NO MORE SWAPYS WITH GOOFUS, PETEY. HE MAKES ME LICK THE TUNA JUICE FROM BAD PLACES.