Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Two-Fisted Drinking

John Schneider


1. Mom?

2. "Okay, just one more double slam and I'll be drunk enough to vote for Huckabee."

3. January 2006 --- "Don't worry. I'll approve those sub-prime mortgage applications as soon as I get back from 'lunch.'"

4. January 2007 --- "Don't worry, Mr. Foer. I'll fact-check that Beauchamp story as soon as I get back from 'lunch.'"

5. January 2008 --- "Don't worry, Speaker Pelosi, I'll work on that election year voter bribe 'stimulus package' as soon as I get back from 'lunch.'"

46 comments:

Double the U said...

Yup, I had to do the same thing before voting this morning.

Rodney Dill said...

State of Union Address -- one swig for each mispronounced word.

Corbett said...

"Breast milk, You make my dayyyyyyy"





-By the way dad, call me at the house-

The Man said...

Rudy mentioned 9/11, drink again.

The Man said...

Another Kennedy for Obama!

Submariner said...

Why? I've looked into a DNC-led future for the US, that's why...

Submariner said...

Hilldawg offered me an "internship." I gotta do SOMETHING to cut the bile...

Submariner said...

♪ I wanna girl, just like the girl that married dear old dad...♪

Submariner said...

SOTG, old pal, it looks like your prom date is just about ready...

Submariner said...

What most Cap This! posters did after reading SOTG's entry regarding Helen Thomas and the giant fish-stick...

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just a smelly, pirate hooker getting ready for work. Please to be movin' along, now...

mklasing said...

January 2001-"Don't worry, Mr. Lay, I'll balance the Enron accounting books as soon as I get back from lunch."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"THOSE are my GOP choices?!?... Oh sweet liquor, transport me back to the time of Reagan..."
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Submariner said...
SOTG, old pal, it looks like your prom date is just about ready...


I'll know when I hear either bottle plunck off the floor. :)
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Submariner said...
What most Cap This! posters did after reading SOTG's entry regarding Helen Thomas and the giant fish-stick...


Heh... Kinda like the Jim Jones of Cap This, amigo. lol

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...so the state of the union is plastered... and slightly numb."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nine months later, Teddy Kennedy was born.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pop in a Lynyrd Skynyrd cassette, throw in a pack of smokes, and you've replicated the Clinton honeymoon to the last detail.

Son Of The Godfather said...

January 2013 --- "President Mike Gravel?!?"

curly said...

“Just a few more swigs and Curly won’t look so bad.”

The Man said: Another Kennedy for Obama! Hilarious!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Celine Dion learns fame is fleeting.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Let's see you live through this, Mr.Tapeworm!"

curly said...

January 2008 --- "Don't worry, Bill Clinton, I'll 'stimulate your package' as soon as I get back from 'lunch.'"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is Bill interviewing interns already?

Jack Reacher said...

"Whose idea was this, taking a drink each time a candidate uses the word 'change?'"

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this picture:
"When Kucinich's Your Dad"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Booze... Is there anything it can't solve?

Jack Reacher said...

"McCain is leading in Florida now? Oh, how I wish I had a third hand and one more bottle."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Employee of the Month: Randi Rhodes

Chrees said...

The prelude to the old joke "How do the French hold their liquor?"

Jonathan said...

"Someone break it to Moonbeam that you can't be initiated into the Kennedy family."

Jonathan said...

"** Snicker! *** Moonbeam ACTUALLY believed me when I told her this would 'bring all the boys to the yard'!"

gregory said...

The Duke Lacrosse team learns that you don't actually have to "hire" strippers.

Whacko said...

Booze .... Its not just for breakfast anymore.

andthenblammo! said...

Another proud fan of the Ace of Spades lifestyle!

andthenblammo! said...

After a hard morning with her 6th grade class, Ms. Gobouchnik enjoys one of the benefits of tenure in the teacher's lounge.

andthenblammo! said...

Ed made two quick vows about his next party:

-Buy a cocktail shaker.
-Don't invite Patty 'Shaken not Stirred' Jebloume again.

andthenblammo! said...

I think it's a little early for Bill Clinton to start interviewing interns, don't you?

Son Of The Godfather said...

She's actually filling the bottles... it's how they make Miller Lite.

Rodney Dill said...

I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Rodney Dill said...

She's actually filling the bottles...

Part of the preparation process for freezing the sperm at the sperm bank.

Whoopsie Daisey said...

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear...

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstralian:
Hair of the Dingo

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstralian:
Mixed drink

attmay said...

Meryl Streep finally cracks after having to do yet another fake accent.

sonicfrog said...

...and another human being relizes that a Hillary presidency is a distinct possibility.

Submariner said...

Well, every contestant DOES have to demonstrate a "talent" and you probably ARE better off going with what got you to the pageant...

Army of Mom said...

Latest TMZ shots of Britney in the back of the ambulance.