1. Gesundheit!
2. OJA: "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige. Or, whatever the grayscale equivalent of beige is."
3. "Help! I've fallen out of the CapThis! Banner and I can't get up!"
4. Sully and the Divine Miss M are in complete agreement: The boots are fabulous!
5. Sarko's power-fart not only knocked over her chair, it blew her clothes clean off!
Best of Jack Reacher
She kept telling Gallant that the sound was caused by her boots rubbing against the cushions. Goofus, however, just said "Like I care!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That's great, Carla... Now pose like that girl in the Target ad..."
Best of curly
“I’m feeling nice and Sarkozy.”
Best of divine miss m
Johnny Weir must have borrowed her clothes, but how could he leave those faulous boots behind?!
Best of Submariner
Cap This! standard #17: Ennui, when will you release me?
Best of GOP & College
Sully: OMG! I HAVE TO GET MY HANDS ON THOSE LEATHER CUSHIONS!!!
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Babette made a comfortable living working for GM's truck division, testing the headroom created by tilt steering wheels.
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Openface Skank on a Shingle? Man! Those turds at Gitmo get ALL the good treats.
Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. Only mine is larger, has some stretch marks and has c-section scars ...
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"Is this how most of your therapy sessions go?"
"These cushions will work better than those cloth ones on the other couch... I still have to keep those stain-side down."
Weird... I was just thinking about a Happy Meal...
She kept telling Gallant that the sound was caused by her boots rubbing against the cushions. Goofus, however, just said "Like I care!"
"Oh, look at the time! I'd better put on the jump suit and dog collar."
Bill's first rule for interns, should Hilda become president: No Blue Dresses.
"That's great, Carla... Now pose like that girl in the Target ad..."
The only way those boots would look better is if they were on my shoulders.
Carla pretends to be cold to ease SOTG's claim of "shrinkage".
Being the President of France has its privileges.
“I’m feeling nice and Sarkozy.”
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Who the hell put strawberry jam on my monitor?
wf: "ptbox"...pretty box is more like it.
The Shadow knows.
“Yes Alex. I’ll take ‘John Edwards Gross Outs’ for $200.”
Tired of all of the complaints of sexual harassment amongst the staff, John Edwards hires an intern immune from any unwanted advances.
I definitely like her Darth Vader outfit better that Hillary’s.
Johnny Weir must have borrowed her clothes, but how could he leave those boots behind?!
Army of Mom? My prom date is here.
These boots were made for ... well, who really cares?
"I don't know, Subby. How DO you shoot off a 'love' missle?"
'Ow to Speak Degenerate:
Hors d'Oeuvre
Pardon me miss - I have a 'slow hand.' May I help?
I ain't tellin' grandma why I missed dinner with her because I KNOW she'd understand and then whack me!
You had me at "H..."
and again at "e..."
and after a nap, again at "l..."
Y'know; I always pictured Miss M in the shower with all of her mud suit all cleaned off, but, well, the couch is a good site too.
Thanks, V.
Cap This! standard #17:
Ennui, when will you release me?
1) Sully: OMG! I HAVE TO GET MY HANDS ON THOSE LEATHER CUSHIONS!!!
2) I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...
Babette made a comfortable living working for GM's truck division, testing the headroom created by tilt steering wheels.
Openface Skank on a Shingle? Man! Those turds at Gitmo get ALL the good treats.
Oddly enough, I have this outfit.
Only mine is larger, has some stretch marks and has c-section scars ...
Subby - good one. And, you wish. *wink*
*word verification - prttttis* ha
Yes, they ARE fabulous, but you'll just have to take my word for it.
HA! I guess strip poker just isn't your game.
Wanna play D&D?
What do you mean, "Am I a bad boy?"
I don't get it.
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