Friday, January 25, 2008

There Will Be Captions



1. R. Lee Ermey dares you make a pederasty caption, numbnuts!

2. "Your father has some serious business before the House Banking Committee, which is why you'll be spending the weekend with Congressman Frank. Here's $5. You'll want some Vaseline."

3. Oliver Stone's hatchet job on 'Bush' includes apocryphal accounts of a young Dan Quayle's pederastic relationship with Roy Cohn (played by Daniel Day Lewis.)

4. "That's right, it's a .45 in your back gramps. Think you can outrun a bullet? That's right, now empty your wallet and give me the keys to the liquor cabinet and pr0n stash."

5. Too late, Billy learns the awful truth about the 'Super Adventure Club' (SAC).

Best of Jack Reacher
In this rare, undated photo, a Democrat Party campaign contributor is seen with Hillary Clinton nowhere in sight.

Best of Submariner
On a very special "Magnum PI," Thomas trades in his Tigers cap for a "Smokey the Bear" and trades Rick for Higgins' grandson.

Best of Submariner
I dunno, Ford; will I EVER get used to engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive?

Best of Chrees
"Billy, drink my milkshake again and I'll plug ya."

Best of lawhawk
Hillary Clinton loves this movie for its realistic portrayal of how to get people to vote for her.

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
No matter the era, no matter the age, all men share the identical expression when watching strippers.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Yes. I killed the bear and took his hat. Such is the law of the jungle."

Best of attmay
Thought bubble over the kid's head: "Oh god, Higgins is dancing in his underwear again to Blame it on the Bossa Nova."


15 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Silky Pony asked "Are you the rough trick named Jim I'm supposed to meet?" Silky Pony's day went downhill from there.

Jack Reacher said...

In this rare, undated photo, a Democrat Party campaign contributor is seen with Hillary Clinton nowhere in sight.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Daniel Day Lewis prepped for the role by contracting stomach flu and eating lots of week-old casserole. I look forward to "There Will Be Mud".

Submariner said...

On a very special "Magnum PI," Thomas trades in his Tigers cap for a "Smokey the Bear" and trades Rick for Higgins' grandson.

Submariner said...

k.d. always wondered why she couldn't dress like all the other little girls...

Submariner said...

I dunno, Ford; will I EVER get used to engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive?

Chrees said...

"Billy, drink my milkshake again and I'll plug ya."

prince of leaves said...

Battlestar Galactica jumped the shark when it stole the embarrassing "Shootout at the O.K. Corral" plotline from Star Trek.

lawhawk said...

Hillary Clinton loves this movie for its realistic portrayal of how to get people to vote for her.

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

No matter the era, no matter the age, all men share the identical expression when watching strippers.

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

"Pardon me father, Telegram from Western Union. It's Tom Selleck's great grandfather and he wants his moustache back."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Yes. I killed the bear and took his hat. Such is the law of the jungle."

attmay said...

Thought bubble over the kid's head: "Oh god, Higgins is dancing in his underwear again to Blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Submariner said...

Yes, I suppose I do have a wide stance, sir. Why?

Submariner said...

"Alright, Mr. Sullivan; look's like you earned the job..."

kid's thought bubble; "ohmuhgawd,ohmuhgawd,ohmuh...