Best of Chrees
"If God is dead, everything is permitted. Bi--yotch."
1. After capping Suzanne Pleshette, Bobby Fischer and Heath Ledger all in a single week, Hilldog welcomes her initiation into the crips.
2. Following her tryst with Queen Latifah, Hillary defied the old saying when she did in fact "go back."
3. "Vince Foster and Tupac? Damn, b1tch, you are one righteous gangster!"
4. HRC wins the endorsement from the Black Recording Industry, who just couldn't support a candidate who was clean and articulate without losing their street cred.
5. "Gee, thanks, Sir Mix-A-Lot. To what do I owe this honor?"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Oh, no thank you! I may want your vote, but I certainly don't want to touch anything one of 'you people' have touched!"
Best of Submariner
Is it just me or does that Compton insignia bear a striking resemblance to a 300 yard, rifle site-in target?
Best of curly
From ‘I had a dream’ to ‘I had a nightmare’ in one generation.
Best of Van Helsing
Harpy in the hood.
Best of Jack Reacher
"..and before you go, Mrs. Clinton, we have a parting gift for you. It's a little black girl. Enjoy."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The shirt was enough, but the 40-ouncer and a pack of menthol smokes was overkill.
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
The cottony soft bigotry of low-quality textile imports.
30 comments:
Hillary can't believe she's too black to get into the 90210 zip code.
"First Black President" was on'y cuz I teached him. Word.
Is this like that black ooze that attacks Spiderman or is it a picture of the hideous white monster breaking out of a shell?
V. - #5? Awesome - an instant classic. Pig snorted and blew my Starbucks onto the monitor.
"Oh, no thank you! I may want your vote, but I certainly don't want to touch anything one of 'you people' have touched!"
Whoa - back off, Sharpton!
Is it just me or does that Compton insignia bear a striking resemblance to a 300 yard, rifle site-in target?
"Yo yo yo! Hilldawg in the hiz-ouse!"
CapThis! Classic: "And then Dawn's head exploded."
“Can I gets a nappy headed ‘Yo!’?”
“Dis t-shirt makes me boobs dis-appear, just like me taxes will makes the crackers’ paychecks dis-appear.”
CapDis!
From ‘I had a dream’ to ‘I had a nightmare’ in one generation.
Harpy in the hood.
Curly said...
From ‘I had a dream’ to ‘I had a nightmare’ in one generation.
Nice!
Thanks. Now stake it down and I'll assume the Target model position on it...
I just threw up my nose a little typing that...
“Bill had condoms; I has Compton!”
Thanks subby...I just threw up a little reading it...It's 4:40 on the Compton clock -- do you know where your daughter is?
"...animals could be bred, and SLAUGHTERED..."
"..and before you go, Mrs. Clinton, we have a parting gift for you. It's a little black girl. Enjoy."
Gang affiliation is paramount in Compton... Is she a member of the Crypt Keepers or the Bloodsuckers?
The shirt was enough, but the 40-ouncer and a pack of menthol smokes was overkill.
"You know, my husband was the first black president... Kinda like Kobe and that girl in the hotel room..."
I'm glad you finally reallized that since I spoke to the cook at breakfast and supper for 8 years, I'm the experienced minority candidate... Thank for the T.
"Straight Out of Compton", by NWA (Nag With Attitude)
♫ Who let the Hilldog out? Who…Who… ♪
"Oh sh*t, this is a rally? Sorry. Sorry. TOTAL misunderstanding! But as long as I'm here, Chelsea said you'all might have some quality herb? I'm jonesing for decent weed since Barry cut me off. No? No herb? Okay, anybody at least got a Kool?"
The cottony soft bigotry of low-quality textile imports.
Who better to launch the city's new "Days Since the Last Known Vote for a Republican" line of casual wear?
Hillary never gave up the search to find her baby's biological daddy.
Whoa there fella, the shirt was in a wrapper, but you are actually touching that hat with your black hands.
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