Sunday, January 27, 2008

Straight outta Wellesley! Crazy byotch named Hillary



Best of Chrees
"If God is dead, everything is permitted. Bi--yotch."

1. After capping Suzanne Pleshette, Bobby Fischer and Heath Ledger all in a single week, Hilldog welcomes her initiation into the crips.

2. Following her tryst with Queen Latifah, Hillary defied the old saying when she did in fact "go back."

3. "Vince Foster and Tupac? Damn, b1tch, you are one righteous gangster!"

4. HRC wins the endorsement from the Black Recording Industry, who just couldn't support a candidate who was clean and articulate without losing their street cred.

5. "Gee, thanks, Sir Mix-A-Lot. To what do I owe this honor?"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Oh, no thank you! I may want your vote, but I certainly don't want to touch anything one of 'you people' have touched!"

Best of Submariner
Is it just me or does that Compton insignia bear a striking resemblance to a 300 yard, rifle site-in target?

Best of curly
From ‘I had a dream’ to ‘I had a nightmare’ in one generation.

Best of Van Helsing
Harpy in the hood.

Best of Jack Reacher
"..and before you go, Mrs. Clinton, we have a parting gift for you. It's a little black girl. Enjoy."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The shirt was enough, but the 40-ouncer and a pack of menthol smokes was overkill.

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
The cottony soft bigotry of low-quality textile imports.


30 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary can't believe she's too black to get into the 90210 zip code.

Submariner said...

"First Black President" was on'y cuz I teached him. Word.

Submariner said...

Is this like that black ooze that attacks Spiderman or is it a picture of the hideous white monster breaking out of a shell?

Submariner said...

V. - #5? Awesome - an instant classic. Pig snorted and blew my Starbucks onto the monitor.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Oh, no thank you! I may want your vote, but I certainly don't want to touch anything one of 'you people' have touched!"

Submariner said...

Whoa - back off, Sharpton!

Submariner said...

Is it just me or does that Compton insignia bear a striking resemblance to a 300 yard, rifle site-in target?

Jonathan said...

"Yo yo yo! Hilldawg in the hiz-ouse!"

Targetpractice said...

CapThis! Classic: "And then Dawn's head exploded."

curly said...

“Can I gets a nappy headed ‘Yo!’?”

curly said...

“Dis t-shirt makes me boobs dis-appear, just like me taxes will makes the crackers’ paychecks dis-appear.”

curly said...

CapDis!

curly said...

From ‘I had a dream’ to ‘I had a nightmare’ in one generation.

Van Helsing said...

Harpy in the hood.

Submariner said...

Curly said...
From ‘I had a dream’ to ‘I had a nightmare’ in one generation.



Nice!

Submariner said...

Thanks. Now stake it down and I'll assume the Target model position on it...


I just threw up my nose a little typing that...

curly said...

“Bill had condoms; I has Compton!”

Thanks subby...I just threw up a little reading it...It's 4:40 on the Compton clock -- do you know where your daughter is?

Jack Reacher said...

"...animals could be bred, and SLAUGHTERED..."

Jack Reacher said...

"..and before you go, Mrs. Clinton, we have a parting gift for you. It's a little black girl. Enjoy."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gang affiliation is paramount in Compton... Is she a member of the Crypt Keepers or the Bloodsuckers?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The shirt was enough, but the 40-ouncer and a pack of menthol smokes was overkill.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You know, my husband was the first black president... Kinda like Kobe and that girl in the hotel room..."

Submariner said...

I'm glad you finally reallized that since I spoke to the cook at breakfast and supper for 8 years, I'm the experienced minority candidate... Thank for the T.

Chrees said...

"Straight Out of Compton", by NWA (Nag With Attitude)

curly said...

♫ Who let the Hilldog out? Who…Who… ♪

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

"Oh sh*t, this is a rally? Sorry. Sorry. TOTAL misunderstanding! But as long as I'm here, Chelsea said you'all might have some quality herb? I'm jonesing for decent weed since Barry cut me off. No? No herb? Okay, anybody at least got a Kool?"

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

The cottony soft bigotry of low-quality textile imports.

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Who better to launch the city's new "Days Since the Last Known Vote for a Republican" line of casual wear?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary never gave up the search to find her baby's biological daddy.

mklasing said...

Whoa there fella, the shirt was in a wrapper, but you are actually touching that hat with your black hands.