Thursday, January 31, 2008

Spot Three Things in This Picture That Aren't Safe For Work. Ready. Go!


1. Sully: "What are the odds?..."

2. "Ooops, sorry about the cat. My bad."

3. Robin Hood: Prince of Queeves

4. Hillary Clinton escapes the stress of a brutal campaign by relaxing with her 'special uncensored stash' of Xena: Warrior Princess DVD's.

5. Hillary unveils her National Defense agenda. No more guns. No more men. Just Amazon warriors with bows and arrows.

Best of Submariner
The Army traded in their high tech and an "Army of 1" recruiting ads for ones that highlight low tech weapons being employed by well oiled babes. Recruiters now have a waiting list through 2011.

Best of Jack Reacher
That reminds me; Pick up buns at Target.

Best of Jack Reacher
Gallant said "She doesn't know she's supposed to wear pants with those chaps. I'd better tell her." But as Gallant rose to deliver the message, Goofus clubbed him to death and buried his body in a shallow grave.

Best of Silhouette
Dammit, you can't shoot a mother haybale. Can't you see it has babies?

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Nothing like a relaxing day at the butts.
(For you ignorant savages out there, "the butts" is a proper term for an archery range.)

Best of Rodney Dill
Imus was just one Ivanho comment away from more trouble

Best of prince of leaves
The DVD had a great, Nugentian outdoors theme going, right up until she smeared herself in deer blood and wallowed in the gut-pile like one of those "splotch" girls...

38 comments:

Submariner said...

V. the K. said...
#5. Hillary unveils her National Defense agenda. No more guns. No more men. Just Amazon warriors with bows and arrows.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Submariner said...

After practice, I head over to the Van Wagner clock where I'm employed as the "hands."

Submariner said...

The guys at the Blue Oyster were upset by the length of his hair, right up until she turned around. Then they were disgusted...

Submariner said...

The Army traded in their high tech and an "Army of 1" recruiting ads for ones that highlight low tech weapons being employed by well oiled babes. Recruiters now have a waiting list through 2011.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Sully simpered; "Well doesn't that just chap my ass, too!"

Submariner said...

Regarding the title - my guess is left cheek, right cheek and a boob sillouhette since there isn't anything else in the picture. What do I win?

Submariner said...

OK, Gabrielle; go "assume the position" on that Van Wagner dial...

Submariner said...

From the preparation, I'd guess she's dated SOTG before...

Submariner said...

I wonder if she's interested in being the "living quiver" for my love shaft?

Jack Reacher said...

That reminds me; Pick up buns at Target.

Jack Reacher said...

Gallant said "She doesn't know she's supposed to wear pants with those chaps. I'd better tell her." But as Gallant rose to deliver the message, Goofus clubbed him to death and buried his body in a shallow grave.

Rodney Dill said...

bullseye

Rodney Dill said...

I think the Lone Ranger is gonna like the new Tonto.

Rodney Dill said...

Line up the center...
Gently pull the shaft...
and release...
Now I feel better, wonder when she's gonna shoot the arrow.

matt said...

Question is she wherein wrist guards? because that would be unsafe!

Silhouette said...

Dammit, you can't shoot a mother haybale. Can't you see it has babies?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Nothing like a relaxing day at the butts.


(For you ignorant savages out there, "the butts" is a proper term for an archery range.)

Double the U said...

So you just pull those two things apart and insert the rod shaped object?

Rodney Dill said...

now for the revenge of Little Bighorn

Rodney Dill said...

With only Merrymen available Robin had to turn to other pastimes.

Rodney Dill said...

Imus was just one Ivanho comment away from more trouble

Rodney Dill said...

Cumosabe

prince of leaves said...

The DVD had a great, Nugentian outdoors theme going, right up until she smeared herself in deer blood and wallowed in the gut-pile like one of those "splotch" girls...

prince of leaves said...

Outdoor Thug Life

Submariner said...

It wasn't until the target attempted to dodge that Lilly learned she had painted it on a sleeping Rosie's buttocks. And now that it had been awakened, Lilly realized her attire put her in mortal danger...

Double the U said...

"Bullseye"? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Rodney Dill said...

Amazingly enough TSA didn't confiscate the bow and arrow.

Targetpractice said...

Odd, I see two targets. Time to get my prescription updated.

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG needs to cut back on the pr0n:
"Don't glaze me, bro!"

Submariner said...
From the preparation, I'd guess she's dated SOTG before...


What, the bow and arrow, or the assless chaps?... Oh wait, it's both. Never mind. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ted Nugent's ranch kicks ass!

Son Of The Godfather said...

A friendly suggestion: keep that drawstring AWAY from your naughty-bits!

Submariner said...

matt said...
Question is she wherein wrist guards? because that would be unsafe!


For me, the question is WHERE is she wearing the wrist guard? My hope is as a chest protector...

curly said...

“Let me show the Silky Pony how to hit a bull’s eye!”

curly said...

Even in the Jurassic epoch, people got angry at their television sets.

curly said...

Choose the correct response to Silky Pony’s intern Rorschach test and win a job working for a trial lawyer!

A. Hot buttered buns.
B. Women can’t be trusted.
C. Seeing arrows always gets me horny.
D. Cupid gone stupid.

Anonymous said...

not to be gross or anything.. but
the thing ont safe about it is that i might fucj her up the ass!

SHES SO SEXY LOL

KNOXY

Anonymous said...

not to be gross or anything...but
the thing thats not safe about this picture is that i might fuck her up the ass!

SHES SO SEXY LOL

KNOXY