Saturday, January 19, 2008

Spanking the Honkey




1. "Someone's gotta learn this b!tch how to accessorize!" John Edwards snapped.

2. "From now on you'll remember, shampoo-and-conditioner-in-one is a lie! An awful, awful lie!"

3. "Do not ever, EVER suggest I go to SuperCuts again!"

4. "Something's wrong," Silky Pony thought. "Shouldn't I be the one being spanked? And shouldn't she be a rough trick named Jim?"

5. "You call that a pimp hand?" Hillary sniffed. "I feel like a four year old girl is waving a daisy at me. Now, Janet Reno, there was some 'rough justice!'"

Best of curly
Rectum? Damn near caused split ends!

Best of Chrees
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of..."

Best of curly
“Sure, I know what to do when you see a woman bent over provocatively…Spank her!”

Best of Tim
Obama's time as the Master of Fantasy Island, was mainly centered around settling old scores.

Best of Jack Reacher
"The candidate with the biggest house gets to do the spanking, Hil, that was the deal."

Best of duke of red
Anyone else aroused by this picture? .....Anyone?...Hello?.......Bueller?

Best of Army of Mom
I.SAID.TO.IRON.MY.SHIRT!

Best of Whoopsie-Daisey
B.O.; "No, Pony - sentence is death by bunga-bunga..."


19 comments:

curly said...

John Edwards’ IQ shoots up every time he channels Hillary’s rectum.

curly said...

Rectum? Damn near caused split ends!

curly said...

John Edwards does not like to lose lawsuits.

Chrees said...

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of..."

The Man said...

Obama: I haven't seen her open her mouth that wide since...well last night.

curly said...

Uranus – My business.

curly said...

“Sure, I know what to do when you see a woman bent over provocatively…Spank her!”

Tim said...

Obama's time as the Master of Fantasy Island, was mainly centered around settling old scores.

Jack Reacher said...

"The candidate with the biggest house gets to do the spanking, Hil, that was the deal."

Jack Reacher said...

When John Edwards is elected president, everyone will have their own Hillary to spank, and...oh. I think I just figured out why Edwards' campaign is tanking.

duke of red said...

Anyone else aroused by this picture? .....Anyone?...Hello?.......Bueller?

duke of red said...

"And I wanna..UNH!..take those profits!..UNH!" Edwards quickly realized that not even a good thrasing would shut the b!tch up.

Submariner said...

V. -
Some images are just too disturbing to caption; even for a mind warped by years underwater...

Army of Mom said...

Silky Pony's pimp hand is strong.

Army of Mom said...

The dems reach out to get the thespian vote by acting out a scene from Taming of the Shrew.

As a side note: Silky Pony was terribly disappointed when his wife explained that thespians aren't those butch carpetmunchers who might be aroused at him spanking Hillary.

Army of Mom said...

I.SAID.TO.IRON.MY.SHIRT!

Army of Mom said...

Trust me, when I say this is going to hurt me worse than it hurts you. I'll never be able to scrub this image from my mind!

Army of Mom said...

Bleach! Bleach! Obama begs for the image to be scrubbed from his eyes and memories!

Whoopsie-Daisey said...

B.O.; "No, Pony - sentence is death by bunga-bunga..."