2. John McCain's Michigan campaign chair learns first hand about the senator's legendary temper.
3. Mike Huckabee finds your lack of faith distubing. And since he won't have anything to do with satanic supernatural powers, he's just going to smash your head with a sledge-hammer.
4. The leader of the Beijing chapter of the Peter Gabriel fan club shows his commitment.
5. Excedrin no longer tests on animals. They use Chinese political prisoners.
Best of Jack Reacher
Red Bricks: Apply directly to the forehead.
Best of The Man
"Hey, Ron Paul makes more sense...wait, no...hit me again"
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Rejected by the USO, Gallagher entertained the North Korean army instead. They had no food to smash, but they did have plenty of rubble and prisoners.
Best of Submariner
"Thank you, Dear Reader; May I have another?"
Best of curly
A properly chastised Comrade Hsu would henceforth insure that all of the toys and trinkets leaving his production line contained the proper amounts of toxic lead.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
How SOTG feels when he opens the comments window and sees Jack Reacher already took his "Apply directly to forehead!" cap.
Best of Targetpractice
Best Gene Wilder voice: "Boy, are they strict."
Best of Gagdad Bob
Good thing I had these protective bricks on my head. That could'a really hurt.
Best of Mr. Right
"Gawdamm Mongorians! Quit knocking down my sheety wall!!!"
Best of Silhouette
"There! That oughta keep make that cowlick stay down."