Wednesday, January 16, 2008

So, How Was Your Day?

Brender


1. The Hillary campaign does not like it when a check fails to clear.

2. John McCain's Michigan campaign chair learns first hand about the senator's legendary temper.

3. Mike Huckabee finds your lack of faith distubing. And since he won't have anything to do with satanic supernatural powers, he's just going to smash your head with a sledge-hammer.

4. The leader of the Beijing chapter of the Peter Gabriel fan club shows his commitment.

5. Excedrin no longer tests on animals. They use Chinese political prisoners.

Best of Jack Reacher
Red Bricks: Apply directly to the forehead.

Best of The Man
"Hey, Ron Paul makes more sense...wait, no...hit me again"

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
Rejected by the USO, Gallagher entertained the North Korean army instead. They had no food to smash, but they did have plenty of rubble and prisoners.

Best of Submariner
"Thank you, Dear Reader; May I have another?"

Best of curly
A properly chastised Comrade Hsu would henceforth insure that all of the toys and trinkets leaving his production line contained the proper amounts of toxic lead.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
How SOTG feels when he opens the comments window and sees Jack Reacher already took his "Apply directly to forehead!" cap.

Best of Targetpractice
Best Gene Wilder voice: "Boy, are they strict."

Best of Gagdad Bob
Good thing I had these protective bricks on my head. That could'a really hurt.

Best of Mr. Right
"Gawdamm Mongorians! Quit knocking down my sheety wall!!!"

Best of Silhouette
"There! That oughta keep make that cowlick stay down."


32 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Red Bricks: Apply directly to the forehead.

The Man said...

Brick SMASH! The latest toy import from China!

The Man said...

"Hey, Ron Paul makes more sense...wait, no...hit me again"

curly said...

If he’d only try SilkyPony’s new luxury moisturizing shampoo for brittle hair…

curly said...

“Not tonight dear, I have a headache.”

Van Helsing said...

"Hey, you said it wouldn't hurt!"

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Plenty of star power was already booked for the USO tours, so Gallagher entertained the North Korean army instead.

Unfortunately he didn't realize they had no food to smash, but they did have plenty of rubble and prisoners.

Submariner said...

"Thank you, Dear Reader; May I have another?"

Jack Reacher said...

Sociologists believe all cultures will eventually become one, although the pinata translates poorly to Asian societies.

Submariner said...

And after Chou inadvertantly used a maul in their act, Kim complained of a splitting headache.

curly said...

July, 2010: “This should help you think right about the Left, comrade.” President-For-Life Rodham’s thought police are efficient at instilling the proper ideas about life in the New Amerikkka.

curly said...

A properly chastised Comrade Hsu would henceforth insure that all of the toys and trinkets leaving his production line contained the proper amounts of toxic lead.

duke of red said...

Under HillaryCare, chiropractic adjustments were, well, different.

curly said...

“Now I see it!” Some voters need a little help to see both of John Edwards’ Two Americas.

Son Of The Godfather said...

How SOTG feels when he opens the comments window and sees Jack Reacher already took his "Apply directly to forehead!" cap.

Submariner said...

Orientals don't sit around like feminists, whining about a "glass ceiling;" they train to bust through it!

Submariner said...

THAT'S using the old noggin...

Submariner said...

One way to quit being "just another brick in the wall."

Submariner said...

And I thought holding out buckets of water for failing to correctly make my bunk in boot camp was harsh...

Submariner said...

Hillary gives head on her campaign contribution collection tour...

Targetpractice said...

Best Gene Wilder voice:

"Boy, are they strict."

Targetpractice said...

'Ow to speak Jack Bauer: "Foreplay."

Targetpractice said...

The North Korean Army laughs at Hamas' "Flaming Hoop Jumps."

Gagdad Bob said...

Good thing I had these protective bricks on my head. That could'a really hurt.

gregory said...

Chinese TV rips off American Gladitors as only Communists can.

Mr. Right said...

"Gawdamm Mongorians! Quit knocking down my sheety wall!!!"

curly said...

The sledge hammer to the head convinced Mr. Hsu the brick was far superior to tin foil when it came to moonbat hats.

curly said...

The hammer was bad enough; you don’t want to see the picture with the sickle.

curly said...

It's hammer time!

Silhouette said...

"There! That oughta keep make that cowlick stay down."

Submariner said...

The Sledge; when your "pimp hand" just isn't quite strong enough...

Submariner said...

>KNOCK< >KNOCK<
"Hu here?"