Saturday, January 12, 2008

She's a Man, Baby



Best of Jack Reacher
Wow, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have really let themselves go.

Best of Jay Guevara
Heather has two...uh...two...uh...parents, yes, parents, that's it.

Best of Jay Guevara
Whoever told them to "man up" should've told them when to stop.

Best of Silhouette
The Huckabee boys' picture the governor does not want you to see.

Best of Mr. Right
After winning the Cher and Chastity look-alike contest, Bruce and Betty headed off to the all-you-can-eat sausage buffet and were never heard from again.

Best of Gagdad Bob
Maintaining a vibrant sexual polarity is the key to avoiding lesbian bed death.

Best of Submariner
Wonder if that New Orleans Chinese buffet banned these two? I'm just sayin'...

Best of Submariner
If shallow Hal saw this, imagine what the reality looked like!

Best of The Man
Since Chuck Norris didn't work. Mike Huckabee agreed to star in an episode of Wife Swap.

Best of Gagdad Bob
I guess this answers the question of how Roseanne surpassed the experience of sleeping with Tom Arnold.

34 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

What day is it? Well, I'm certain it's not Thursday.

Jack Reacher said...

Their first meeting:
"I'm Jane."
"Hi, I'm Rog...er, Tiffany."

Jack Reacher said...

Wow, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have really let themselves go.

Double the U said...

"Oh yea, those two"

Jay Guevara said...

"This is me with my girl."

"No, this is my girl with me."

Jay Guevara said...

Heather has two...uh...two...uh...parents, yes, parents, that's it.

Jay Guevara said...

Whoever told them to "man up" should've told them when to stop.

Silhouette said...

The Huckabee boys' picture the governor does not want you to see.

robert said...

Boots that were made for walking and a muffin top... Melanie says good bye to Chrissy before heading off in search of her tramp stamp.

divine miss m said...

Ozzy's sister announces her "Just Like the Other Girls" spring clothing collection.

Mr. Right said...

After winning the Cher and Chastity look-alike contest, Bruce and Betty headed off to the all-you-can-eat sausage buffet and were never heard from again.

Double the U said...

Join KKFL's Pat Flanders and Dana Dawg for their seventh annual "Diversity by the Docks" celebration...

ochagirl said...

The groom wore a wedding dress to his own wedding? Isn't there some rule against upstaging the bride? Jerk!

Gagdad Bob said...

Maintaining a vibrant sexual polarity is the key to avoiding lesbian bed death.

Submariner said...

ORA:

And here I thought Roberta Muldoon was only a character in a movie!

Submariner said...

Wonder if that New Orleans Chinese buffet banned these two? I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

'Ow To Speak Awstraylian:
Mad Cow Disease

Submariner said...

Pardon us, but we'd like to tell you about Ron Paul. Seriously. You aren't getting off the boardwalk until we do...

Submariner said...

Sonicfrog and Paperboy, your prom dates are here...

Submariner said...

If shallow Hal saw this, imagine what the reality looked like!

Gagdad Bob said...

Example of shemale (L) and feman (R). Or is it the other way around?

curly said...

Curly meets his maker: “No, Curly, you don’t get 72 virgins! You get to live in a van down by the river with these two beauties.”

curly said...

There really Is someone for everyone!

curly said...

Coney Island Baby

The Man said...

Fox realized that putting together Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles during a writers strike was a really bad idea.

The Man said...

Since Chuck Norris didn't work. Mike Huckabee agreed to star in an episode of Wife Swap.

Melasthanatos said...

Picture of the first place and runner-up finishers in the beaten by an ugly stick contest.

curly said...

Ugly as they may be, Mike Huckabee’s interns can kick the crap out of any of the other candidates’ interns, be they Democrat or Republican!

Gagdad Bob said...

I guess this answers the question of how Roseanne surpassed the experience of sleeping with Tom Arnold.

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Susan Estrich was striking out even as a vagaterian, until the reincarnation of Chris Farley stumbled throught the door... Literally. Stumbled THROUGH the door.

Silhouette said...

"And I guess it's just the woman in you that brings out the man in me...."

Kaptain said...

V the K,

Please, don't ever post pictures like this with the caption to "Have at it!" again. I most certainly will not. Not now, not ever.

Thank you,

Kaptain Krude

Kaptain said...

"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round!"

The sudden popularity of other music genres is now explained.

trigger girlie said...

The poster for "Beauty and the Beast"

well, make it "a Beast and a Beast"