Wednesday, January 23, 2008

She Looks So Fetching When She's Down on All Fours



1. When Ravenwood asked Lara if she was into S&M, she said "Sure, I love Spaniards and Mexicans."

2. Hey, you two! Stop giving the Saudis ideas!

3. "You're right! Both of us had bad relationships with our fathers! Wow, you must be totally psychic or something."

4. "It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself." - Ferris Bueller.

5. "We're registered at Hot Topic and PetsMart."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Marilyn Manson wins Best in Show.

Best of Jack Reacher
The Canadian Human Rights Commission arrives for another day at work.

Best of Jack Reacher
Judges for the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals arrive for another day at work.

Best of the doyle
She has a nice rack. She also has a nice Iron Maiden and thumbscrews.

Best of curly
"Roll Over" and "Play Dead" go out for a stroll.

Best of divine miss m
Barbara Woodhouse would roll over in her grave if she saw what her great-children did with her dog-training gear.

Best of GregMan
The New Republic's fact-checkers arrive for another day at work.

Best of Submariner
Well I think the new marching band uniforms for Folsom Street High are just fabulous!

Best of Robert
A young Severus Snape, seen here, walking with Dolores Umbrage who later decided she was happier in pink and holding the other end of the leash.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Ya shoulda been nicer to that trucker. Now we gotta walk all the way back to Area 51."

Best of mklasing
A San Francisco couple going to pick up their foster kids.

Best of Double the U
You really don't want to know what your parents were like as teenagers.

Best of gregory
The Goth Whisperer

Best of Army of Mom
What are the odds? I have this outfit.only Army of Dad has less hair I wear less clothes with the leash

Best of Targetpractice
I don't know which is scarier: The thought that these two might breed or the thought that the kid might be even more screwed up than they are.

Best of Chrees
ORA: "Lowered Expectations"


65 comments:

CJ said...

John Edwards wants to spank both of you... but especially him.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Marilyn Manson wins Best in Show.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yeah, The Crow was a great movie... A MOVIE you wackos.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Lara?... She's my soulmate... We share so many things. In fact, we searched our adoption records and discovered we were born at the exact same hospital on the exact same day... And get this: Both are moms were named 'Eunice' and both our dads were 'Zachary'!... It's like we were meant to be together."

Son Of The Godfather said...

*sigh*... I miss Gomez and Morticia.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Columbine Prom.

too soon?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bobbi Flekman: "You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?"

Ian Faith: "This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!"

Bobbi Flekman: "That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore."

Ian Faith: "Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Normal folks: Halloween is 1 day a year.
Folsom St. folks: 365

Son Of The Godfather said...

Chelsea Clinton: The Rebellion Years

Son Of The Godfather said...

Anyone know if Kucinich has kids?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Chain of Fools

Son Of The Godfather said...

B.L.Zeebub with his girlfriend, Meffi Stofalees.

the doyle said...

Laugh at us all you want to, but when Lord Chuthlu comes, we'll be the ones laughing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A traumatic Christmas incident from her childhood led Cindy-Lou Who to eventually fall in with the nefarious Louis Cypher.

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG passing by: "Howdy... How are Neo and Morpheus doing?"

Van Helsing said...

It looks like the Islamification of the West is progressing faster than I thought.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Damien: "We worship the Dark Lord!"
SOTG: "Yeah, she's holding her own against Obama."

curly said...

Part wiener dog, part cocker spaniel, Laura was every Gothic boy’s pet dream.

Keep it up, SOTG! Yur killin' me!

curly said...

Got Thic?

Jack Reacher said...

John Edwards: I would totally hit that.
Moderator: Well, I suppose...wait, which one?
John Edwards: (Giggles)

Jack Reacher said...

The Canadian Human Rights Commission arrives for another day at work.

curly said...

Unlike his real son, Mike Huckabee’s illegitimate son just liked to hang out with dogs but not hang them.

Jack Reacher said...

Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame have really let themselves go.

curly said...

The creeps come out when it strikes midnight on the Van Wagner clock.

Jack Reacher said...

Seth wondered why he couldn't find the "I (heart) my girlfriend" bumper sticker he wanted at PETCO.

curly said...

“She’s great in the sack and all, but she does chew up my slippers and poop on the rug.”

Jack Reacher said...

Judges for the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals arrive for another day at work.

Rodney Dill said...

"So why do hang out with that sadist?"
"beats me."

the doyle said...

She has a nice rack. She also has a nice Iron Maiden and thumbscrews in her basement.

curly said...

“It’s bad when she bite’s the mailman, but it’s downright embarrassing when she starts humping the UPS man’s leg.”

curly said...

“The tartar control dog biscuits keep her teeth white but really don’t help her breath at all.”

curly said...

"Roll Over" and "Play Dead" go out for a stroll.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Q: "What's black and white and red all over?"
A: "With a slight tug on my steering wheel, we'll soon see."

Jay Guevara said...

1) The reality-based community out on the town.

2) "You know, those Republicans just don't have sound judgment."

Chrees said...

An eHarmony success story you won't be seeing in their ads any time soon.

divine miss m said...

Barbara Woodhouse would roll over in her grave if she saw what her great-children did with her dog-training gear.

GregMan said...

How Nature says, "Please don't let these two breed."

GregMan said...

The New Republic's fact-checkers arrive for another day at work.

GregMan said...

Referring to the above,

Scott and Elspeth go out on the town.

GregMan said...

Two Ron Paul supporters arrive for the Nevada caucuses.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

When Ravenwood asked Lara if she was into S&M, she said "Sure, I LOVE Spaniels and Mastiffs." And you KNOW what I'm talkin' about!

Submariner said...

Well I think the new marching band uniforms for Folsom Street High are just perfect!

Submariner said...

Sorry, buddy, but I think you're forgetting a piece. Please put your burkha head-gear on for our sake...

Submariner said...

Since he's still strongly disciplined and wearing a cassock by choice, I guess Father O'Malley's training DID sink in, eh?

curly said...

A busy Hillary sometimes hires out her intern walkings.

curly said...

Blondes have more fun, but Goths have more leashes.

Robert said...

A young Severus Snape, seen here, walking with Dolores Umbrage who later decided she was happier in pink and holding the other end of the leash.

Jay Guevara said...

"Ya shoulda been nicer to that trucker. Now we gotta walk all the way back to Area 51."

mklasing said...

A San Francisco couple going to pick up their foster kids.

sonicfrog said...

Bill and Hill, the Berkley years...

Double the U said...

You really don't want to know what your parents were like as teenagers.

gregory said...

The Goth Whisperer

Anonymous said...

Islamification of the West indeed.

Army of Mom said...

Jimmy's new girlfriend is a dog.

Army of Mom said...

You knew it was coming:

What are the odds? I have this outfit.

*only Army of Dad has less hair than that guy and I wear less clothes when I wear the leash *evil grin*

Army of Mom said...

Subby, your prom date is here.

Army of Mom said...

'Ow to speak Australian: birth control

Army of Mom said...

John Edwards wakes from his nightmare in a cold sweat: I dreamed Cate was attached to a leash to this guy with *shuddering* greasy Snape-like hair. Greasy hair?!?

Army of Mom said...

The Dems find another way to get voters to the polls.

Targetpractice said...

Just another day in San Fransicko...

Targetpractice said...

Arguments against intelligent design, exhibits #42 & #47.

Targetpractice said...

I don't know which is scarier: The thought that these two might breed or the thought that the kid might be even more screwed up than they are.

Cybrludite said...

Dang, VtK! Where'd you find my prom pictures?

Chrees said...

ORA: "Lowered Expectations"