Monday, January 21, 2008

Shake Hands With the Mighty Gonga

SondraK


1. Gallant graciously thanks the audience for coming. Goofus invites them to pull her finger.

2. Gallant observes MLK day with a rousing sermon. Goofus "doan feel no way tahred" and feeds her staff Aunt Jemima pancakes.

3. Gallant extends a hand to every attendees. Goofus asks "Does this smell like fish to you?"

4. Gallant extends a laurel and hearty handshake to the Democrat Party's new...

5. John Edwards seethes that he is 'The Real Goofus' in the 2008 campaign.

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm gonna need that wallet. The watch too. C'mon, c'mon..."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Him: Hi, I'm Barak Obama and I hope you vote for me.
Her: Don't forget on election day that I know where you live.

Best of Submariner
How much for your date, sir?

Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary: "Did you bring the noose?"

Best of dj
Nappy headed/Ho


16 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Staff at the Democrat Party Caucas Cafe work on their serving skills: "Okay, you had some single-payer health care and anti-corporate bluster, and who had the class envy?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm gonna need that wallet. The watch too. C'mon, c'mon..."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Him: Hi, I'm Barak Obama and I hope you vote for me.

Her: Don't forget on election day that I know where you live.

Submariner said...

Hill checks out Michelle and asks BO; "You gonna eat that?"

Submariner said...

Dibs on the brunette in the first row...

Submariner said...

Remember on voting day, I caused the Giants to win. Threat or promise - you decide..

Submariner said...

You with the Obama '08 button; you remind me of Vince Foster - and you KNOW what I'm talkin' about!

Submariner said...

How much for your date, sir?

Submariner said...

Yeah, honey. I have an opening for an ebony princess with a rack like thaaaaaa, uuuuuh, I mean an INTERN. Yeah. An open intern slit, er, slot!

Interested? (I sure the hell am...)

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Did you bring the noose?"

Targetpractice said...

Cap This! Classic (with a twist): "Have her shaved and brought to my tent."

Targetpractice said...

Hillary: "Did you remember to bring the 'donations' in small, unmarked bills?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Do I look mustard colored to you?"

dj said...

Nappy headed/Ho

curly said...

“Did you get yur commie ticket punched?”

curly said...

“Please don’t tell me John Edwards is standing right behind me!”