1. Gallant graciously thanks the audience for coming. Goofus invites them to pull her finger.
2. Gallant observes MLK day with a rousing sermon. Goofus "doan feel no way tahred" and feeds her staff Aunt Jemima pancakes.
3. Gallant extends a hand to every attendees. Goofus asks "Does this smell like fish to you?"
4. Gallant extends a laurel and hearty handshake to the Democrat Party's new...
5. John Edwards seethes that he is 'The Real Goofus' in the 2008 campaign.
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