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1. Gallant graciously thanks the audience for coming. Goofus invites them to pull her finger.
2. Gallant observes MLK day with a rousing sermon. Goofus "doan feel no way tahred" and feeds her staff Aunt Jemima pancakes.
3. Gallant extends a hand to every attendees. Goofus asks "Does this smell like fish to you?"
4. Gallant extends a laurel and hearty handshake to the Democrat Party's new...
5. John Edwards seethes that he is 'The Real Goofus' in the 2008 campaign.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm gonna need that wallet. The watch too. C'mon, c'mon..."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Him: Hi, I'm Barak Obama and I hope you vote for me.
Her: Don't forget on election day that I know where you live.
Best of Submariner
How much for your date, sir?
Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary: "Did you bring the noose?"
Best of dj
Nappy headed/Ho
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Staff at the Democrat Party Caucas Cafe work on their serving skills: "Okay, you had some single-payer health care and anti-corporate bluster, and who had the class envy?"
"I'm gonna need that wallet. The watch too. C'mon, c'mon..."
Him: Hi, I'm Barak Obama and I hope you vote for me.
Her: Don't forget on election day that I know where you live.
Hill checks out Michelle and asks BO; "You gonna eat that?"
Dibs on the brunette in the first row...
Remember on voting day, I caused the Giants to win. Threat or promise - you decide..
You with the Obama '08 button; you remind me of Vince Foster - and you KNOW what I'm talkin' about!
How much for your date, sir?
Yeah, honey. I have an opening for an ebony princess with a rack like thaaaaaa, uuuuuh, I mean an INTERN. Yeah. An open intern slit, er, slot!
Interested? (I sure the hell am...)
Hillary: "Did you bring the noose?"
Cap This! Classic (with a twist): "Have her shaved and brought to my tent."
Hillary: "Did you remember to bring the 'donations' in small, unmarked bills?"
"Do I look mustard colored to you?"
Nappy headed/Ho
“Did you get yur commie ticket punched?”
“Please don’t tell me John Edwards is standing right behind me!”
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